shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀
@theloudestwoman.swifties.social
4.4K followers 830 following 7.2K posts
fat ass with a baby face 💕 Blue Jackets fan (derogatory) 🏒 28 • married • she/her ♊️☼| ♋️☾ | ♌️↑ Not a safe space for bigots 😇 Hotties use alt text 😛💖
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
Hi everyone, I'm Shelby!✨️

🪻T Swift, Paramore, and Chappell Roan
🌷Studio Ghibli, Sailor Moon, and Twilight
🌼Animal Crossing, Kingdom Hearts, Fields of Mistria
🌹Reality shows
🪴Thrifting
🐶Animal lover
🌸Anti-Trump
🌿Always sleepy

happy to have you all here! 🩷
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
bought to make another block list just for her
Reposted by shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀
findingtangle.bsky.social
You don’t have to love her new album to recognize that it’s incredibly dangerous and counterproductive to indulge in a massive social media smear campaign designed to bait liberals into calling her all the same names those nasty Young Republicans EARNED and DESERVE.
Reposted by shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀
findingtangle.bsky.social
Look, if Taylor Swift can be called a Nazi for watered down squinty eyed “dog-whistles” without major pushback from our society then no one is a Nazi in a meaningfully harmful sense.

That accusation will lose all potency when it comes to the actual Nazis/fascists OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY.
findingtangle.bsky.social
I’m basically at the “of course governments (foreign and domestic) want us scrutinizing Taylor Swift instead of the actual ruling party of the United States” level of conspiracy.

Not to mention if they succeed in labeling her as such they will water down the allegation to be basically meaningless.
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
when I worked at Chilis we'd have people waiting in the parking lot for us to open. WHO wants tex mex at 11am????
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
4 piece tenders and potato wedges with a side of gravy 😋 and mountain dew because I LOVE fountain mountain dew for some reason
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
this shit better be served by the colonel
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
"KFC'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!" I shout, from my place in line at KFC
photo from inside my car showing a line wrapped around the building for KFCs drive through
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
always gotta have my guardian angel with me 🥹🩷
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
country fried STEAK combo on Wednesdays only??? a fried chicken wrap with MAC N CHEESE???? oh now I see why they're busy! 👀
signs inside KFC that show 2 for $5 chicken wraps and another for a country fried steak combo on Wednesdays only
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
"KFC'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!" I shout, from my place in line at KFC
photo from inside my car showing a line wrapped around the building for KFCs drive through
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
they just wanna feel like they're doing something 😭
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
that's nice dear, go finish your algebra homework
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
the lightening bolt necklace conspiracy is giving "if you fold the $20 bill, it shows the twin towers on fire!!!!!"
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
that is FOUL 😭 he and Pam should just get married fr
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
reminds me of the time I worked at Chilis and someone complained our guacamole tasted too much like avocado 😭