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Interested in words. Neurodiversity. Kindness. Creativity. Owned by a cat. Late diagnosed autistic. AEW fan. They/them. "Fix your hearts or die."

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Moni 💫🇵🇸 @venusleo.bsky.social · 3h

they’re going to beat some ass 🤠

#wrestlingart // 🤼🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️

cartoonish drawing of speedball, willow, and kevin skipping and holding hands. above them in yellow is the phrase “jetspeed babes!” with a star at the end of the exclamation point

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 2h

extract from interview, explaining chris candido's actual cause of death. according to his brother, he was incorrectly prescribed a sleep aid after surgery. this slowed his breathing, causing his lungs to fill with fluid. this was verified during chris's autopsy

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 3h

apparently not, according to the family

the blood clot was widely reported at the time. but his brother has said those reports were wrong

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 3h

nice hat 😘✌️

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 3h

tbh. candido's family have said he didn't die from a blood clot

his actual cause of death was acute pneumonia brought on by surgery

still. hope ibushi has a safe journey 🤼

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 3h

can't speak for the lads

but the girlies (gn) and enbies say hell no

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Jennifer McMahon: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the girl who gets kidnapped by fairies
Arthur Conan Doyle: ah yes yes yes
Doyle: as the resident expert on fairies and fairy behavior
Doyle: i can say that's pretty standard fairy behavior

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 19h

probably not, tbh

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 19h

okay. g'night neighbour 🫡

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 19h

what about the chatgpt plagiarism

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 19h

too drunk. explain this to me like i'm a drunk toddler

(you don't have to actually do this. i just laughed at it)

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 19h

the kind that uses half a country's worth of energy. and still gets things wrong

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 19h

you said you love ai

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 19h

luna, you're delirious

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 20h

mouse be like. i BEG your pardon 🤨

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 20h

by this point. pertwee was driving every weird-and-probably-unsafe prototype vehicle he could get his hands on

perk of the job

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 20h

mike mansury has commented on how incredible okada is at working the cameras

like he's been a tv wrestler all his life (which he definitely hasn't)

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 20h

yeah. there's no forgiveness possible here

and yet ... somehow this happens

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 20h

donny scully

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 21h

aww emily. we know you're not the greek god of war 💜

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 21h

much like tony. i too was gone from pro wrestling for many years. struggled financially for a time

was brought back by aew. and have no interest in wwe's dogshit product

#AEW 🤼

Wrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW @wrestlingnews.co · 23h

Tony Schiavone: “I Have No Interest In Watching” WWE’s Current Product

On a recent episode of his What Happened When podcast, longtime wrestling announcer Tony Schiavone revealed that he makes a conscious effort not to watch any current programming from WWE. He explained that his decision is rooted in his desire for AEW to maintain its own unique identity, free from outside influence. “I have no […] The post Tony Schiavone: “I Have No Interest In Watching” WWE’s Current Product appeared first on Wrestling News.

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 21h

mox is aware of the existence of gender

he just doesn't pay it much mind 🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 21h

a regal lil' baby. 2 jason masks tall

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 22h

the exact video title is "alex jones obliterated on cross because his lawyer sent his cell phone to opposing counsel"

never before has anybody shot their own dick off quite like this particular counsel for the defence

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 22h

well alright. he's been shot into space

no kayfabing the iwc in 2025 😉