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theliesofbryan.bsky.social
kayfabe jones
@theliesofbryan.bsky.social
Interested in words. Neurodiversity. Kindness. Creativity. Owned by a cat. Late diagnosed autistic. AEW fan. They/them. "Fix your hearts or die."
*covering her face*

DON'T LOOK AT ME
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i'm frequently beaten by my housemate

(he still doesn't go outside)
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
SNOOT
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
aew literally employs a "team psych" to look after talent's mental health

this is a very weird thing to claim
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the bendiest of graps 🤼
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
as the prophecy foretolzzzZZzzz
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
he's finally been cancelled for his comments about ethel merman

(tbh. he had it coming)
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
main event talent shows up for "2nd tier" promotion's ppv

puts over wrestlers. especially women. swears. leaves

that's just how he rolls

#ROHFinalBattle 🤼
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
overruled
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
agreed. mercedes has the skills to make it work without the gaga

the story needs to be: she's second guessing herself. moves that finished matches before aren't working now

opponents roll out of the ring. or under the ropes

she gets caught by quick pins

and gradually loses her mind 🤼
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
you know mox would gladly put any of them over in the middle of the ring too

if wbd weren't such SNIVELING COWARDS 🤼
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i enjoy every combination of current aew announcers

but when it comes down to it. ian and caprice are the best 2 man booth in the business 🤼
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
the most delightfully neurodivergent human in wrestling
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
or at least the orange ratio
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM