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HA! WHAT A SUCKER
June 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
HA! WHAT A SUCKER
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May 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
April 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
April 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
#Poppy #TortiesofBluesky #PoppySeedMuffin #muffin #Poppenheimer #PopOmaticTrouble #CatsofBluesky #tortoise #tortie #PopStar
April 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
#Poppy #TortiesofBluesky #PoppySeedMuffin #muffin #Poppenheimer #PopOmaticTrouble #CatsofBluesky #tortoise #tortie #PopStar #CatsMakingBiscuits
April 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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look it’s not that shitposters don’t understand the gravity of the current moment it’s just that we want to laugh about it while it’s still possible
April 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
look it’s not that shitposters don’t understand the gravity of the current moment it’s just that we want to laugh about it while it’s still possible
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STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!
March 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!
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To: All Staff
Subject: Sensitive Communications
Last week we needed to fumigate the monkey cages due to flea infestation. This isn't the kind of info that needs to be shared outside the zoo.
Whoever cc'd the Greeneville Inquirer about fumigation times & locations, you have shamed us & the monkeys.
Subject: Sensitive Communications
Last week we needed to fumigate the monkey cages due to flea infestation. This isn't the kind of info that needs to be shared outside the zoo.
Whoever cc'd the Greeneville Inquirer about fumigation times & locations, you have shamed us & the monkeys.
March 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
To: All Staff
Subject: Sensitive Communications
Last week we needed to fumigate the monkey cages due to flea infestation. This isn't the kind of info that needs to be shared outside the zoo.
Whoever cc'd the Greeneville Inquirer about fumigation times & locations, you have shamed us & the monkeys.
Subject: Sensitive Communications
Last week we needed to fumigate the monkey cages due to flea infestation. This isn't the kind of info that needs to be shared outside the zoo.
Whoever cc'd the Greeneville Inquirer about fumigation times & locations, you have shamed us & the monkeys.
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Saying please don’t touch me anymore halfway through a handshake
March 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Saying please don’t touch me anymore halfway through a handshake
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Middle Age Riot
middleageriot
Jokes by John Hartzell. He/him.
middleageriot
Jokes by John Hartzell. He/him.
March 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Middle Age Riot
middleageriot
Jokes by John Hartzell. He/him.
middleageriot
Jokes by John Hartzell. He/him.
Every time I finish doing a job, I say "Poppy we did it," but that's not true. She actually didn't do shit.
#Poppy #TortiesofBluesky #PoppySeedMuffin #muffin #Poppenheimer #PopOmaticTrouble #CatsofBluesky #tortoise #tortie #PopStar
#Poppy #TortiesofBluesky #PoppySeedMuffin #muffin #Poppenheimer #PopOmaticTrouble #CatsofBluesky #tortoise #tortie #PopStar
March 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Every time I finish doing a job, I say "Poppy we did it," but that's not true. She actually didn't do shit.
#Poppy #TortiesofBluesky #PoppySeedMuffin #muffin #Poppenheimer #PopOmaticTrouble #CatsofBluesky #tortoise #tortie #PopStar
#Poppy #TortiesofBluesky #PoppySeedMuffin #muffin #Poppenheimer #PopOmaticTrouble #CatsofBluesky #tortoise #tortie #PopStar
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
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I have no sympathy. Zero fucks to give.. Colbert is right about the turd soup. This is just a "Thank you sir, may I have another" by the stupid cult.
March 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I have no sympathy. Zero fucks to give.. Colbert is right about the turd soup. This is just a "Thank you sir, may I have another" by the stupid cult.
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Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
March 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
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I am calling on the leaders of all political parties to clearly send this message to Donald Trump.
I would rather stand with President Zelenskyy any day, than invite Donald Trump to our country.
I would rather stand with President Zelenskyy any day, than invite Donald Trump to our country.
February 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I am calling on the leaders of all political parties to clearly send this message to Donald Trump.
I would rather stand with President Zelenskyy any day, than invite Donald Trump to our country.
I would rather stand with President Zelenskyy any day, than invite Donald Trump to our country.