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theironsally.bsky.social
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@theironsally.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Sally!

Musician, Artist, sometimes Photographer, and even more rarely a streamer! twitch.tv/theironsally

Amtrak's #1 Fan
Tim Hortons' Biggest Shill

The Spectrum cannot hold me.

Am I British? Am I not? you'll never know ;)
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I'm totally chill and normal, why do you ask?
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i wish there was some magic potion that could remove all ailments for at least 30 days. why do colds exist. this sucks.
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
real thc (tasty hot chocolate) hours
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
what if i dont wanna call it a hunch? what if i wanna call it bob?
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
i wish there was some magic potion that could remove all ailments for at least 30 days. why do colds exist. this sucks.
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
All things considered, squeaky clean!
@theironsally.bsky.social has swears! They've used 17 profanities in their last 245 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (8 times)
🥈 "bitch" (2 times)
🥉 "shit" (2 times)
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
@profanity.accountant surely its not that bad. . . . right?
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
hey so like

where the fUCK am i?
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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The odds of being attacked by a stoat while rock climbing is low, but never zero.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
that didnt take long at all
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
listening to french music until i tolerate the french will report back stay tuned
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy https://theonion.com/report-americans-most-physically-active-when-getting-c-1819579560/
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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bestseller this year i hear
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm totally chill and normal, why do you ask?
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM