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Bela Lugoatse
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Cats 2019 is an honorary Cronenberg
Been sick for the last few days and have been processing it in an emotionally healthy way
Still can't get over that Taylor Swift's fiance proposed to her while wearing shorts after she appeared on his podcast
I swear to fuck anyone who replies with a list of names is blocked
Looking for more images that capture the COVID-19 pandemic
What kind of insane monster actually feeds their neopet
The important thing when you're using a password for everything that's been leaked is to announce that on the internet
You should be able to FOIA the NSA to find your old Neopets password
Zohran Mamdani is icing Cuomo so hard he's now just creating challenges for himself. He'll get on Instagram being like "Today I'm campaigning in dactylic hexameter"
Just realized why all the BDSM accounts suddenly followed me
Yeah when you have sentences like "We all know a boy can't daddy until his daddy's dead" you rack up daddys quickly
It's 13 better than most books
At a certain point I started counting how many times the book called someone "Daddy" and it's like 13 times
I was obsessed with the new-ish translation of Beowulf by Maria Dahvana Headley because it actually captured the spirit and feel and fucking fun of the original poem better than a lot of stricter texts. It’s not trying to be the ultimate translation, just good as hell.
Beowulf: A New Translation
Beowulf: A New Translation [Headley, Maria Dahvana] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Beowulf: A New Translation
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The office bathroom speakers are playing The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
Just logging on to react to some foreskin skeets
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Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon
Already planning how I'm gonna leverage Taylor Swift's "Elizabeth Taylor" to tell coworkers about Elizabeth Taylor's unconsummated May-December relationship with Colin Farrell
Doing Kabbalist number theory on this album to determine which Riyadh Comedy Festival performer she's sleeping with
Sorry wait Taylor Swift's new album has a song about cancel culture???
Sympathy for all the Gen X dads who made an unappreciated "nobody out-crazies Ophelia" reference while being made to listen to the new Taylor Swift album
TILLY 👏 NORWOOD 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 VIRGIN
Paramount is about to pay $150 million for this
DIVA DOWN
NEW YORK (AP) — New York City Mayor Eric Adams ends his reelection campaign.
In the old days if you bought an action platformer you wouldn't beat it! Entire bosses would be rumors! You'd hear "my brother says if you beat it fast enough Samus takes off her clothes" and everyone would say "shut up Cody" but then the quiet new kid would say "it's true" and it would be news!