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Natashaaaaargh Kindred

@thehoursgodsends.bsky.social

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Problems merchant - international shipping • Poet and artist in triumphant distress • Reliquary archives a specialty • World's worst Catholic since 2023 ❤️‍🔥 Does howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social https://allthehoursgodsends.wordpress.com

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · Aug 7

Me: sorry I only work here I don’t own the building.

Energy provider: ok, is there a site manager around I can talk to?

Me: he…can’t come to the phone right now actually

A reliquary containing a relic of St Francis of Assisi

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 1d

My wife’s name is St Daphne of the Hollows.

Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 2d

OBSESSED and IN LOVE

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How the Email Found Me @howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social · 1d

The email has found me running through the reeking crypt, pursued by a gurgle of rotten laughter. I *must* reach the coffin before the sand runs out. I am the last of the team-building exercise still alive, Dom from HR has just been lost to the mechanical spider with eight black garnets for eyes.

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 2d

Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...

One of my prints “And now we’ll abseil down the other side” Shows a mountain that’s actually a monster with abseilers on top of it.

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Fr Ian @frianmaher.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you Pope Leo

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 2d

I think I have the right one, Whatsapped x

Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 2d

♥️♥️♥️ I don’t have DMs here because I won’t do the age thing yet but I have messaged you.

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 2d

YES

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 2d

OBSESSED and IN LOVE

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 3d

‘Soft life’ this, ‘slowmaxxing’ that, I have a thing called Spider Mode which is where I sit in the corner in darkness waiting for a supermarket delivery and when I’m in Spider Mode I have some of my best Thoughts.

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How the Email Found Me @howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social · 3d

The email has found me stumbling through the undergrowth, gasping, thorns catching my coat. The stories are true, Vanya! I crept to the glade where the women meet and saw their faces change in the firelight, from lovely maidens to the feathered round death-stare of owls.

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 4d

Tramadol really is an interesting drug. At some point in the night I met myself from the future and bought a second hand banjo.

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How the Email Found Me @howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social · 4d

The email has found me blending in seamlessly at the conference, vast hat covering my auxiliary eyes. I extend a friendly tendril to the facilitator. ‘Fortuitous time allocation, ape, commence bonding! I too enjoy the consumption of essential minerals.’ I’m nailing it.

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 5d

It will be when I’ve finished with it

Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve bought a banjo

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The Assisi Project @assisiproject.com · 5d

"Love for the Lord is one with love for the poor (5)." #PopeLeoXIV #DilexiTe #RememberThePoor

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 5d

Just a bit 😂

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 5d

Back on the Tramadol. If anyone needs anything from the far reaches of space, I am currently loitering in the fruit aisle.

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 5d

Grazie, Italy. Eternally beautiful.

An image of a 15th c fresco showing several male saints in brown and orange tones

A waterfall of purple flowers spilling over a tall stone archway under a clear blue sky

A line of tall green pines (?) leading to the grey stone tower of a church

A view over the lake, gorgeous aquamarine blue in the late sun, and in the distance a dense green forested peak.

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How the Email Found Me @howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social · 5d

The email has found me waking from drugged darkness, chained to a chair at the head of a long table laden with jewelled cups and a rich banquet. The smell of roasted meat is mouth-watering, dizzying, but mingles with unspeakable rot. Every other seat is occupied by things that were once men.

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 5d

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 6d

I know what he means about dying a thousand deaths.

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 6d

RIP Henry VIII you would have loved the Channel Tunnel

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How the Email Found Me @howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social · 6d

The email has found me frantically anointing the bones - worn smooth as ice by time - with oils of cypress and myrrh as the hollow shrieking behind the iron doors to the lower crypt intensifies. I am the last of the team-building exercise left alive, Dom from HR has just been lost to the scarabs.

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 7d

Eglantine, Eglantine, oh, how you shine!