The Hotspur Hovel
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Where the joys and agonies of being a Tottenham Hotspur Fan are quietly yelled from a small, dark hut in the woods. #COYS
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Spurs owners on Ange’s doorstep.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Spurs owners on Ange’s doorstep.
Frank trying to convince himself about his Fulham offensive game plan.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Frank trying to convince himself about his Fulham offensive game plan.
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Boo. Just realized I have to miss the Spurs game today. Damn time zone change. 🤙🌴
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Boo. Just realized I have to miss the Spurs game today. Damn time zone change. 🤙🌴
Say what you want about the big guy, but Ange brought something different and excited to the Spurs. Did it always work…no. But he did it with much more energy!
he finishes this with ‘come on you spurs!’
ange is still more tottenham than levy ever was.
ange is still more tottenham than levy ever was.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Say what you want about the big guy, but Ange brought something different and excited to the Spurs. Did it always work…no. But he did it with much more energy!
Lucas Williams-Barnett nets two more goals today for Spurs U18. This kid has something special cooking. Keep giving him those ingredients! #COYS
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Lucas Williams-Barnett nets two more goals today for Spurs U18. This kid has something special cooking. Keep giving him those ingredients! #COYS
Matchday today #Spurs!
If you need a quick primer on which Fulham players to keep an eye on in this one, check out my game preview Clearing the Lines.
#COYS #THFC
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If you need a quick primer on which Fulham players to keep an eye on in this one, check out my game preview Clearing the Lines.
#COYS #THFC
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November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Matchday today #Spurs!
If you need a quick primer on which Fulham players to keep an eye on in this one, check out my game preview Clearing the Lines.
#COYS #THFC
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If you need a quick primer on which Fulham players to keep an eye on in this one, check out my game preview Clearing the Lines.
#COYS #THFC
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Another uber important EPL match just around the corner for #Spurs. Peep my latest article on this upcoming bout for players to watch in each third of the field. #COYS
Clearing the Lines: Tottenham Hotspur vs. Fulham – Nov. 29th
Premier League standings are often quite deceptive, especially when only a little over 30% of the season is complete.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Now do back-to-back hat tricks
🧢 🎩 👒😟
🧢 🎩 👒😟
Tottenham Hotspur have conceded 4+ goals in back-to-back games in all competitions for the first time since May 2003 (Opta)
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Now do back-to-back hat tricks
🧢 🎩 👒😟
🧢 🎩 👒😟
Two straight games giving up a hat trick. #COYS
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November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Two straight games giving up a hat trick. #COYS
They need to close in on Vitinha at the Top of the Box. Can’t give him that shot. A laser every time.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
They need to close in on Vitinha at the Top of the Box. Can’t give him that shot. A laser every time.
All that excellent defensive work undone by a beautiful goal. Loving the high press, though. Need to keep it up We will get another! #COYS
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
All that excellent defensive work undone by a beautiful goal. Loving the high press, though. Need to keep it up We will get another! #COYS
This already feels like a better start. Need more though. #COYS
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November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This already feels like a better start. Need more though. #COYS
Game day #THFC family!!
After Sunday’s debacle, staying positive is tough, especially against this top-notch opponent.
What’s one thing y’all hoping to see done right today?
After Sunday’s debacle, staying positive is tough, especially against this top-notch opponent.
What’s one thing y’all hoping to see done right today?
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Game day #THFC family!!
After Sunday’s debacle, staying positive is tough, especially against this top-notch opponent.
What’s one thing y’all hoping to see done right today?
After Sunday’s debacle, staying positive is tough, especially against this top-notch opponent.
What’s one thing y’all hoping to see done right today?
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Round 5 of the #UCL starts today! Take advantage of 4 #freepicks, one for each betting window over the next 2 days. Mid-week #sportsbetting at its finest!
UEFA Champions League Round 5
The second half of the 25/26 UEFA Champions League kicks off this week with a clear divide cleaving its way through the table.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Round 5 of the #UCL starts today! Take advantage of 4 #freepicks, one for each betting window over the next 2 days. Mid-week #sportsbetting at its finest!
My write up on a terrible #NLD! Something needs to change, but it’s way too early to be talking about #FrankOut. #COYS #THFC
Cowardly Cockerels Cave Against Aggressive Arsenal Attack
Have you ever seen The Simpsons episode where Homer and Marge tell Bart they are taking him to Disneyland, but they end up taking him to military school instead?
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November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Which was Richy’s better kick:
1) His Goal
2) Eze on the ground
It’s a toss up…
1) His Goal
2) Eze on the ground
It’s a toss up…
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Which was Richy’s better kick:
1) His Goal
2) Eze on the ground
It’s a toss up…
1) His Goal
2) Eze on the ground
It’s a toss up…
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
More like BenYELLOWcur! #COYS
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November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
More like BenYELLOWcur! #COYS