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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 4h

Why are you sucking off these stupid digital sausage makers?

Go back to reporting on science.

Here, lemme get a doctor that can talk on the same level of intelligence as to where this article is to explain why this article sucks:

Idiocracy: Your Shit's All Retarded (long version)

YouTube video by The Liquid People's Temple

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 8h

You son of a bitch

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 8h

Seriously suck an awesome frame

Frames of Hellaverse @hellaverseframes.bsky.social · 9h

#HazbinHotel"text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400">#HazbinHotelThe Show Must Go On (S1E8)
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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 8h

Because until there’s actual immediate consequences brought about by the public for this shit, nothing is going to happen.

Remember how there was that sudden shake up when Luigi happened?

Take the fucking hint, America. The party of rapists aren’t going to stop because you say “stop, please”

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 8h

Hnnnnng…. He so cute

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Ducky (Maybe) 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 1d

A comparative breakdown of professional wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino and all around piece of shit Christopher Columbus

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 10h

She’s an attention whore, and now the entire GOP is right wing extremists, so she has to find another way to stand out and get attention, and this is it.

Ignore her.

Let the rats eat each other.

Let the rats eat themselves.

This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 10h

I can appreciate the irony in furry who wears a bat costume who is also a porn model showing off their bat wing

This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 11h

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a tag em shirt

ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a tag em shirt

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🍷 Angel Dust's Relapse Era 🚬💸 @vanillabrwnsugr.bsky.social · 11h

Vivziepop men are either the most gorgeous, ethereal creatures to ever walk the Earth or something that just crawled out of a storm drain.

Sometimes they’re somehow both. (At the same time even)

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 11h

“Women?! In MY games?! WOOOOOOOOOKE!!!”

Seriously tho, are these losers that fucking pathetic that the mere existence of women threatens them?

And then they wonder why no one wants to fuck them .

This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 11h

Actually you're right, I owe you an apology. I misread your previous statement. Thought it said "WE'VE gotten better at detecting bullshit"

Maybe you have, but the rest of your country hasn't

Not trying to pick a fight, I'm just sick of Yankees thinking peaceful protests are going to solve this

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 12h

Shit adults raising their shit kids to be more shit adults.

Same as it ever was.

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 12h

Really? Is that why you think the best way to remove fascists with secret police who are grabbing people in the streets and putting them in concentration camps by peaceful protests?

Is that how we beat the Nazis the first time?

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 12h

I didn't know he was also the president of FIFA.

You know, the guy who makes those decisions.

This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah, it's like you all collectively learned nothing all those years....

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 12h

*Al puts on Mitch Hedberg glasses*

"I used to kill people. I still do, but I used to too."

This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 12h

@antidev.bsky.social
My province's automotive agency has just opened up a "task marketplace" where you can offer to do all kind of jobs for people including general home tech support, and I'm trying my hardest not to name my account/business some variant of Nerd Bird.... thank you.

This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 12h

No, we did it TO you, as a “fuck off, we aren’t part of America”

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 15h

"mishap"

This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 15h

We need a new insult for this level of stupid.

Like, these people who support this are just straight up lost causes with heavy mental defects, and calling them "racists" and "dipshits" isn't nearly harsh enough.

Need something that's like a new slur for entitles white douchebags.

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This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 15h

Juuuuuust burnt my left palm really good

Would not recommend

This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 15h

Shitty adults raising shitty kids to be the next generation of shitty people.

Nothing new there.

This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 15h

I don’t like Gavin, but I do like him saying the shit that needs to be said.

Loudly.

And in a way that the smooth brain GOP schmucks can understand.

Unlike other Democrats.

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@housedemocrats.bsky.social

Ruth @poofer.bsky.social · 20h

That's the truth right there 👊💙

This Goon! Kills Fascists @thegoonkills.bsky.social · 15h

You say that like it’s a bad thing