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just in time for the offseason. this is a safe space. 🖤 sportsball | cybersecurity | travel | food | CrossFit 🏒 Flyers ⚾️ Phillies 🏈 Eagles cover photo by @aceofbens.com

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Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · Jun 19

I made a key lime pie from scratch with homemade piped whipped cream and candied key limes. Took about 50 key limes to get 1 cup of juice! The crust is a pretzel/graham cracker hybrid.

key lime pie in a white staub pie dish on a marble counter with tile backsplash

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1h

def the former (head-back cackle) but she waited until I walked away (obviously 🙄) so she was to my backside.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 21h

There’s a ice cold takes account that would greatly benefit from this 😂

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 22h

there is always this lady who gets on the elevator before letting anyone off. I finally said something to her “people get off before you get on” since there was someone with luggage attempting to squeeze by, and she yelled “WITCH!!!” at me and I have never laughed harder in my life.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 23h

always debatable.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

good news for people who care about their lawn/gardens, and golfers! I (unintentionally) ran over a groundhog this morning. you’re welcome!

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

they should probably keep their goaltender in, in case it helps? haaaaaahaaaa

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

yes

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

can we hold on for three more minutes?

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

ah yeah there are the Flyers

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

washed

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

get out of the net Sanheim!!!!

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

COOOOOOTERRRRR

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

FACT

🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 1d

Opinion: Philadelphia sports teams shouldn’t play Sweet Caroline at games. GTFOH with that. That’s Boston’s schtick

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

Fact.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

I won’t be fooled by an early lead

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 2d

it was SO BAD, not even close

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 2d

Dependencies not fully patched 🔴

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 2d

Harrison Butker should really get back to the kitchen.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 2d

justice for Beanie Baby, who was downgraded to practice squad. the only reason I liked the Steelers 😩

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Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 3d

Pritzker should be held responsible for the police nominally under his control; that being said, this is going to be a problem for every politician you try to sell us on as a savior. Because everyone of them, and many of their supporters, refuses to actually confront what the police are doing.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 5d

Troopers with batons aggressively shoving crowd back.

Just saw two demonstrators arrested.

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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 3d

Experience Flyers Hockey

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colin // bdogz @bdogz.xyz · 3d

Welp, at least we're mad together.

flyers fan are mad with me

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 3d

it feels like two weeks

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 3d

jk alive and well

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 3d

THE CURSE IS BROKEN!!!!

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 3d

oh god no