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just in time for the offseason.
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I made a key lime pie from scratch with homemade piped whipped cream and candied key limes. Took about 50 key limes to get 1 cup of juice! The crust is a pretzel/graham cracker hybrid.
oh my god lolhurts
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’m online now so of course there’s extra sports 🫡
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
this is some hokey fucking football
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
are there any local (Philly) artists/printmakers that are doing gift bags for the holidays or other holiday packaging?
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
ISO +1 for dinner in south philly tonight! I got into Mr. Martino’s but my partner isn’t feeling well.
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
also punch the ref!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
CATES
no extra hockey tonight 😌
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
BOBBYYYYY
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ZEGRAS
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Flyers pls do something I’m wearing my Carcillo jersey tonight ffs
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
post-procedure, doing much better than expected. shall return screaming at my skyline about sports now. missed you.
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
sorry y’all I am just generally too sad to be online and posting. life and medical stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
at the eye doctor this morning and the “YMCA” came on the radio — too hype so the receptionist turned it off 😂
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
go to a Michelin star in other cities…other countries, and you’ll understand why Philly only received a few singular stars.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
ENOUGH of the extra football shit today pls
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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patrick mahomes fraud watch
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
baking Sunday!
golden hour + warm pumpkin snickerdoodles
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I do love grandpa football
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
soooo will the Flyers bring the forecheck tonight?
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
treated myself to new Bose inner ear headphones (it’s been like a decade) and I got VERY freaked out at the amount of noise canceling they had in comparison to my old pair. they are SO good, sounds are complex!
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
getting a pedicure:
“How hot do you want the water?”
“Boil my feet”
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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tonight on delilah’s show, an excited 22-year-old who just moved out on her own called in to dedicate a song to her mom, who she said she talks to every single day, is her best friend, and knows her better than anyone

the song that was played: josh groban’s version of happy xmas (war is over)
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
so…what was that practice kick for? that was literally the worst yip I’ve seen!
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
NO EXTRA FOOTBALL
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM