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TheDevilsTuna

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Music blogger dedicated to unearthing unknown, unheard and unbelievable bands, Find my words at https://besttuna.blogspot.com/ Glastonbury Emerging Talent Competition Judge 2011-2025 and @freshnet moderator. Also write poems no-one reads.

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TheDevilsTuna @thedevilstuna.bsky.social · 20h

Morning my friends it's day 12 & we're close to the final stop on our musical mystery tour.

Our word is inspired by a band who cheered us up with a cheeky reworking of Tom Hark in 1980, today's #vss365 #prompt 12/10/25 is #Piranha .

What's your favourite cover version?

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TheDevilsTuna @thedevilstuna.bsky.social · 20h

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TheDevilsTuna @thedevilstuna.bsky.social · 9h

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Phil Hyde @gphydeauthor.bsky.social · 9h

Here's my offering for the theme of #piranha - thanks go to Paul @thedevilstuna.bsky.social our #vss365 host

#vsspoem #poet #poetrycommunity

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TheDevilsTuna @thedevilstuna.bsky.social · 11h

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Marsha Adams @marshaadams.bsky.social · 11h

"Get me a #piranha sandwich and make it… with a soft, brioche to balance out the greasiness of the fried fish without masking the delicate flavour."
"Do you want capers?"
"No, I don't enjoy them."

#vss365

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TheDevilsTuna @thedevilstuna.bsky.social · 11h

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Jim Mendur @mendur.bsky.social · 16h

#vss365
At the CDC:
"There's a fault in the A.I."
"Yes?"
"I asked how many people #piranha kill. The A.I. said it was complicated because one of the people killed by piranha was already dead."
"Poor Bob. Wait. The A.I. confirmed we vampires are real?"
"Yeah."
"Reprogram it before people find out!"

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Rick Marriner @rickmarriner.com · 16h

What could possibly go wrong mining a terraformed low gravity icy moon 588 million kilometers from Earth?

I’m like 97% sure the reef-bots won’t wake up one day in a swarm hyper intelligence and start turning matter into their own idea of “paperclips”.

Probably.

#vss365 #piranha

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Mollie Grace @msfulofgrace.bsky.social · 16h

#vss365
#piranha

There isn’t a single child who hasn’t been told
Stay away from piranhas or you won’t grow old
It’s a terrible tale
They would rather eat kale
While their bite is strong they choose to stay in their fold

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Tom 🏛️🎨🖼️🪐🔭📜🖋️🩺🩻🎷🎶🤔📸✈️☸️ @haikutom.bsky.social · 16h

“He’s such an outcast;
why hang with that piranha?
He can just bite me!”

#vss365
#piranha
#verylamehaiku

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TheDevilsTuna @thedevilstuna.bsky.social · 11h

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Betti Gefecht @bettigefecht.bsky.social · 15h

There was a young lady from Ghana 
who went swimming with her tamed #piranha. 
Peopje thought it was magic ‚
cause the end wasn’t tragic 
They didn’t know the fish grew up jeeding on banana.

#vss365 #limerick

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C. Signy Maraine 🛹🐢 @csignymaraine.bsky.social · 13h

piranha-toothed apologies
you claim you didn't mean to bite
you just got swept along
But I think you like the power you feel
when you tint the water red

#vss365 #piranha #poetry #poetrycommunity #micropoetry

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TMilton @rumpledwriter.bsky.social · 13h

Danger #piranha
She laughed at the signs
Dangling fingers

Now
diminished
Little nibbles
Leave nothing but her smile

As she remembers Disneyland
And those she cannot recall

#vss365 #WritingCommunity #halfbadpoetry

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AmbientDread @ambientdread.bsky.social · 12h

National treasure
Billionaire #piranha tank
Feeding frenzy fest

#vss365 #haiku

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Dale Tudge? Humor! @daletudgehumor.bsky.social · 12h

"Good evening, Madam. Tonight's appetizer special is Piranha Tartare on Toast Points—finely minced, lightly cured #piranha with lime, chilli, and shallots, served on crisp crostini or blinis. It's a petite bouchée—a small bite that, mercifully, doesn't bite back... anymore."

#vss365

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Fliddais @fliddais.bsky.social · 12h

I’ve wanted this
But it’s not the same
I remember the bite like
Piranha in my veins
Swimming
Desperately searching
For an old pain
A spark
But that flame is gone
Only ashes remain

#vss365 #piranha #poetry #writingcommunity #blueskypoets

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Madonna Gein @madonnagein.bsky.social · 12h

In his tide I am the coral and the storm,
the #piranha and the pearl,
devoured, adored, reborn.
His shadow crowns me in saltlight;
I ache and glow,
for in his ruinous orbit
I finally feel at home.

#poetry #vss365

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Brain Candy @metaphor-imagine.bsky.social · 12h

#vss365

Should a #piranha appear in a dream picnic under blue sky, devouring weiners, we are likely witnessing the dreamer’s guilt regarding time wasted on #Bluesky.

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TheDevilsTuna @thedevilstuna.bsky.social · 12h

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TheDevilsTuna @thedevilstuna.bsky.social · 13h

Oh wow alliteration is wild

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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 15h

A #piranha pissed on caipirinhas kissed this chick named Frisky Tina. Peter Piper popped his pecker in protest most peculiar. But Chopper Chorley chased our chewy chum into the river from whence he’d come. Our fishy friend felt foolish and vowed his mouth would not be for kissing ever again. #vss365

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TheDevilsTuna @thedevilstuna.bsky.social · 13h

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Sara @spauffwrites.bsky.social · 15h

Storm's coming. The charge in the air put her hair on end, makes her heart race. Donning her heaviest #raincoat, she leaves, feigning illness. The drizzle nibbles her cheeks, every drop a #piranha, tearing flesh.
You're not that sweet.
No, she's tears and tides, Lot's wife, slowly melting. #vss365

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TheDevilsTuna @thedevilstuna.bsky.social · 13h

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