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I thought Iowa had handfuls of raw corn.
I feel like it's telling that the cheeto said "the U.S should get 10%" followed immediately by "they gave ME 10%".
Shitheel does not distinguish between the two.
Trump: "They came in to see me and I said, 'You know, I think the US should own 10 percent of your company.' And they gave me 10 percent!"
Now THIS is my shit. Heck of a fun game.
ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS
I'm guessing it's the one standing order his boss has given him, and he's not real careful/clever how he fulfills that order.
I don't know actual numbers, but at my rural site of like 250, we had a pretty frequent stream of honking. I'd imagine somewhere between 1.5 to 3 times that number.
They're super interesting critters, too! A rare example of something called neoteny, meaning they stay in a juvenile form into adulthood. Basically they have an adult terrestrial form, but developed over time so that they reproduce before that, and thus never undergo metamorphosis.
May sincerity henceforth never be called cringe again.
Love is the new punk rock.
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Speaker Johnson has only had the House voting in NINETEEN of the last ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN days.

He claims Republicans want to end this government shutdown.

Prove it by showing up to work.
Who in the entire fuck is this supposed to inspire? I know he's trolling, but I figured it's also supposed to appeal to *somebody*.
The thing I would note, however, was the response from people driving by. I'd say the ratio of people honking/ waving in support to people flipping us off was about 15:1. So while our crowd may not have been as impressive, we still got a lot of support.
And again, this a comfortably red rural area.
A quick overview of the day at my rural No Kings:
Not many more folks than the last one, but a sizable crowd. Very joyful, music playing and people cheering. We also had toddlers in strollers with signs, a few inflatable costumes(my favorite was a penguin), and one "grannies for guillotines".
Guess they just gotta quit then. Oh darn.
1000$ to the network that puts side-by-side footage of today's protests against the bullshit 4th of July military parade.
That sounds like a frame-worthy picture right there.
My rural redneck area included a "grannies for guillotines" sign.
100% THIS.
Let's take the cynical takes of the 2000s out back and embrace the beautiful joy of sincerity. Let sweet and uplifting things be sweet and uplifting.
It’s not corny, it’s not cringe, please stop apologizing for hope
Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
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notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important
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The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.

Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
I expect it'll be from the white house(aka Miller), saying it's dumb and lame and how dare everyone block him and he's gonna tell mom.