TheBaldEmperor
@thebaldemperor.bsky.social
☀️Departure time always, arrival time never. 🌑
He/Him
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I have no idea because I still have not updated.
Is the latest iPhone operating system aesthetically appealing? No. But is it useful? Also no. At least I have company among the disgruntled. www.wired.com/story/phone-...
Phone Updates Used to Be Annoying. The Latest iOS Is Awful
Is the latest iPhone operating system aesthetically appealing? No. But is it useful? Also no. At least I have company among the disgruntled.
www.wired.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I have no idea because I still have not updated.
Highway robbery for this thing now. NoA are bastards for continuing to skimp out on pre-order bonuses.
December 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Highway robbery for this thing now. NoA are bastards for continuing to skimp out on pre-order bonuses.
Close enough. Can’t wait for the Switch 2 version.
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Close enough. Can’t wait for the Switch 2 version.
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Every day waking up just feels like the realization moment in the Darmine Doggy Door sketch. “What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!”
a man in a plaid shirt is standing in a living room and says what have they
Alt: Thee realization moment in the Darmine Doggy Door sketch from I Think You Should Leave with the text “What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!”
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Every day waking up just feels like the realization moment in the Darmine Doggy Door sketch. “What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!”
This looks like shit compared the the VR game wow.
Synth Riders launch trailer shared, new DLC details revealed http://gonintendo.com/contents/55904-synth-riders-launch-trailer-shared-new-dlc-details-revealed
#dlc #trailer
#dlc #trailer
Synth Riders launch trailer shared, new DLC details revealed
There's a lot riding on this
gonintendo.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This looks like shit compared the the VR game wow.
Hmmmmm
A new look at Cody Rhodes as Guile in the new Street Fighter movie
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hmmmmm
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There's not one single indie game I want on Switch 2 more than this right here
Look Outside has received 6 nominations for
@horrorgameawards.bsky.social
! Including game of the year, best indie horror and best narrative! Check the link below to vote, and maybe it could win!
@horrorgameawards.bsky.social
! Including game of the year, best indie horror and best narrative! Check the link below to vote, and maybe it could win!
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
There's not one single indie game I want on Switch 2 more than this right here
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I hope classic Zelda gamers are happy because they really made Metroid Zelda with this one (complimentary).
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I hope classic Zelda gamers are happy because they really made Metroid Zelda with this one (complimentary).
Almost started bawling my eyes out knowing what Sakurai’s having to contend with right now regarding his beloved cat. Been there a few years ago and it’s…just so tough…
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Almost started bawling my eyes out knowing what Sakurai’s having to contend with right now regarding his beloved cat. Been there a few years ago and it’s…just so tough…
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mark your calendars loves 🗓️ January 4th we start our #DetroitersWatchParty!
we are going to kick-off Sundays in 2026 by watching 2 episodes of Detroiters each week at 9pm est until the final 2 episodes on Sunday March 8th. what better way to start a new year than with Detroiters?
we are going to kick-off Sundays in 2026 by watching 2 episodes of Detroiters each week at 9pm est until the final 2 episodes on Sunday March 8th. what better way to start a new year than with Detroiters?
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
mark your calendars loves 🗓️ January 4th we start our #DetroitersWatchParty!
we are going to kick-off Sundays in 2026 by watching 2 episodes of Detroiters each week at 9pm est until the final 2 episodes on Sunday March 8th. what better way to start a new year than with Detroiters?
we are going to kick-off Sundays in 2026 by watching 2 episodes of Detroiters each week at 9pm est until the final 2 episodes on Sunday March 8th. what better way to start a new year than with Detroiters?
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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all day i dream about scoville
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
all day i dream about scoville
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Yeeeeah, that precious bespoke sword gifted to me by my late father right before the start of my adventure? Found a better one in a cave an hour away from my hometown
Didn't wanna replace it buuuuut the new one can -20% DEF enemies, sorry dad
Didn't wanna replace it buuuuut the new one can -20% DEF enemies, sorry dad
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Yeeeeah, that precious bespoke sword gifted to me by my late father right before the start of my adventure? Found a better one in a cave an hour away from my hometown
Didn't wanna replace it buuuuut the new one can -20% DEF enemies, sorry dad
Didn't wanna replace it buuuuut the new one can -20% DEF enemies, sorry dad
The best is Lego City: Undercover and it’s not even close.
From LEGO Island to LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga, here are our picks for the best LEGO games.
The 10 Best LEGO Games of All Time
From LEGO Island to LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga, here are our picks for the best LEGO games.
bit.ly
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The best is Lego City: Undercover and it’s not even close.
“AI wearables”. This dude hasn’t learned shit let’s teach him again!
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
“AI wearables”. This dude hasn’t learned shit let’s teach him again!
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"What? There are no heroes in the world? oh but there totally are. My name is Travis Touchdown,I'm the last hero around, here to save the world."
Hi! today is my birthday! so, I draw myself a gift :]
p.s. I sell nmh charms too take a look.
linktr.ee/cez_zi
Hi! today is my birthday! so, I draw myself a gift :]
p.s. I sell nmh charms too take a look.
linktr.ee/cez_zi
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"What? There are no heroes in the world? oh but there totally are. My name is Travis Touchdown,I'm the last hero around, here to save the world."
Hi! today is my birthday! so, I draw myself a gift :]
p.s. I sell nmh charms too take a look.
linktr.ee/cez_zi
Hi! today is my birthday! so, I draw myself a gift :]
p.s. I sell nmh charms too take a look.
linktr.ee/cez_zi
They knocked it out of the fucking park with this port.
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
They knocked it out of the fucking park with this port.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
Man…
"I would appreciate it if you could pick it up again" - The director of Monster Hunter Wilds has appealed to players who found it too easy and stopped playing after beating the main story.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/monster...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/monster...
Monster Hunter Wilds director tells players who found it too easy: ‘I would appreciate it if you could pick it up again’ | VGC
“I think the difficulty curve was a little lacking for existing users…
www.videogameschronicle.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Man…
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Rolling Stone names Marina “Everybody Knows I’m Sad” as one of the best songs of 2025 🏅
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Rolling Stone names Marina “Everybody Knows I’m Sad” as one of the best songs of 2025 🏅
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Good. Recognize this woman for the star that she is. That song belongs on the list.
Rolling Stone names Marina “Everybody Knows I’m Sad” as one of the best songs of 2025 🏅
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Good. Recognize this woman for the star that she is. That song belongs on the list.
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Man I love the Pestilence Banana.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Man I love the Pestilence Banana.
“You boy! What day is it?”
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“You boy! What day is it?”