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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 5h

WTF is this cycloptic idiot Ken Paxton (AG of Texas) trying to get out of using taxpayer dollars to sue Johnson & Johnson? What’s his corrupt endgame for shutting down Tylenol?

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 6h

and I got a balloon knot round the backside

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 9h

What? They are saying Biden, Garland, and Smith were so damn timid and slow they are directly responsible for our loss of democracy and collapse into fascism?

www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

Biden Justice Department slow-walked key decisions in Trump legal probes

The picture of a hesitant Justice Department runs contrary to the GOP allegation that the indictments of Trump were the product of a Democrat-led plot.

www.msnbc.com

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 9h

ABSOLUTELY NO. NO.

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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 16h

Even the Daily Beast is dropping the ball on their headlines.

“Trump, 79, has severe end-of-life dementia and people are going to die."

www.thedailybeast.com/gavin-newsom...

Newsom Sounds Dementia Alarm on Weird Social Post by Trump, 79

The California governor can’t stop questioning the president’s mental fitness.

www.thedailybeast.com

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 18h

All Republicans do is pick a new trigger word to repeat ad nauseum. CRT. DEI. BLM. LGBTQI+ etc. They just use the word to rile you up and derail the actual conversation.

Please stop falling for it.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 18h

The 969 year old Methuselah CENTRISTS in leadership are the reason the Democrats don’t win. Too old and too slow and too weak.

Don’t give me this whole Democrats are too liberal bullshit. Most Americans don’t even know what liberal actually means.

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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 18h

The US Constitution is currently useless because half the US population can’t read.

Invoke the 25th. He’s tearing down the White House and says we’ll be dropping nukes.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 19h

Mehmet Oz is RIGHT there. He’s an actual cardiothoracic surgeon and was very good at it before becoming a celebrity dipshit. Why not pick him instead of this woman who's jumping out of clown car?

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 20h

Alice Walton, of the Walmart fortune, donated $200,000 to Cuomo’s mayoral campaign.

She also murdered a pedestrian with her car once and got away without being charged. Must be nice to be a billionaire.

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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 22h

And ALL the Generals and Admirals had him in a room at one time.

What are they going to do now?

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

YOU HAVE TO COUNTERSUE. FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER AND MALICIOUS PROSECUTION. $4BILLION.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

When Trump keels over during his next MRI, Vance will be President. That is a terrifying thought. He’ll probably pick Stephen Miller as VP.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

LOL.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

John Fetterman is so disingenous. He’s worse than Manchin.He is blaming the Democrats for the loss of SNAP benefits.

And he knows damn well the US Dept of Agriculture has a contingency fund they could use TODAY to pay for SNAP, regardless of the govt shutdown.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson has a very clenched butthole.

Except for Trump, then it’s wide AF.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

I think he’s going to war with Venezuela so he can cancel upcoming elections. When Zelenskyy told Trump they cancelled elections in Ukraine because of their war with Russia, he was thrilled.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

It is a shakedown. The US healthcare system isn’t broken, It’s working EXACTLY as designed.

The only way to fix it is to NOT buy insurance and DON’T pay hospital bills. It will crash the system, but the system is going to crash either way.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

WHY THE FUCK IS CHUCK SCHUMER STILL IN CHARGE?

dude’s gotta go. and i don’t mean like nancy pelosi go. i mean go. the fuck. out of the senate.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when Hillary Clinton was running for President and tripped on a curb and the ENTIRE right wing ecosphere banged on for weeks about how she was dying from pneumonia?

And our current dipshit president’s frontal lobes are stroked out and it’s total silence.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

Forget John Cornyn. We gotta dump Rafael “Ted” Cruz. He’s not even a real American.

www.mediaite.com/media/tv/kar...

Karl Rove Absolutely Nukes GOP Candidate Who Could Turn Texas Blue

Fox News' Karl Rove warned that Republican senatorial candidate Ken Paxton could be the one to finally turn Texas blue on Sunday night.

www.mediaite.com

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

lol ob gym.

that’s funny. i’ve been calling them gynechiatrists for years but i do love ob gym.

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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

y’all jamaica is figna get tore up. trump is going to bomb all the people trying to escape.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

It’s too bad. I was wrong about Fetterman too. But he had a stroke that wrecked half his brain, so I’ve blamed that for his “conversion"

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

Why do you need a Speaker to take a vote or to swear in an elected official? Stop following old rules because the Republicans are not.

Just show up and vote. If they’re all on vacation, they don’t get a vote. And there’s always the Charles Sumner option to deal with Mike Johnson.