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Amber High
@the1abner.bsky.social
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She/Her Lover of wine, wonderful literature and the outdoors. Timbers FC 🌲 • AS Roma 🐺
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 2d
He would do so well in Portland!
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 3d
El sicko. No girls trip weekend. No soccer. No fun times. Only coughing and hacking and aching and whining. Wahhhhh.
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Chris Rifer @chrisrifer.bsky.social · 7d
The Timbers are pretty firmly in the Bad Place.

They’ve settled into a consistent pattern of mediocrity—each of the last four seasons they’ve finished with 43-47 points—in which they’re not competitive for anything but there’s little pressure on the front office to make meaningful changes. #RCTID
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 13d
Tuesday morning anniversary flowers, from #warravagedportland.
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 16d
I am *usually* a very nice Timbers supporter. #RCTID
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 16d
Getting match fuel at Super Deli Mart in West Seattle! 💪💪💪
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 17d
A MAN recently told me that he believes our athletes should be required to disclose if they plan to become pregnant in the first 3 years of their professional contract. I was not amused and did not shut up about it for the rest of the night!
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 21d
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 22d
Talking to a non-soccer friend:

Me: Yeah, we went to the match last night. It was another draw.

Her: Wow! Last time I talked to you the Timbers had a draw. I didn't know those were so common!

Me: ...yea...

#rctid
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 23d
Petition for us all to sing a couple minutes of "War" by Edwin Star during the match tonight. As a Treat.
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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 23d
Things Portland is currently ravaged by:

Quality dining options
Injured Thorns players
Injured Trailblazers players
PDX airport renovations
Proximity to the Oregon Coast
And the Willamette Valley
And the Columbia River Gorge
Stunning views of Mt Hood

Things Portland is not ravaged by:

War
chrisrifer.bsky.social Chris Rifer @chrisrifer.bsky.social · 23d
Things Portland is currently ravaged by:

Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards

Things Portland is not ravaged by:

War

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 23d
We made sure Phil knows it's simple, right? Someone should tell him. #rctid
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 23d
Just me and my little dog boy in #WarRavagedPortland
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 24d
I think it's important to remember that he's been sacked multiple times for wasting money on drunken parties that were labeled as "meetings" or "retreats" so this honestly tracks in a very real way.
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 24d
Dang what a thumping 🥺
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 24d
Lol no, unfortunately. There was also no atonal shrieking.
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 24d
This is amazing!
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 24d
Got to see the Bastards pod recorded live last night at Alberta Rose. I learned and laughed a lot thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social @prophiphop.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social
An image of 3 people sitting at a table on a stage with a blue/red curtain behind them and an audience in front of them. An image of a theatre sign reading "Thursday Behind the Bastards Live" and "Alberta Rose Theatre live stage big screen."
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · 25d
There are definitely a lot of people who just like to Complain lol.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26d
one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · Sep 14
See what we can do when we apply ourselves? #RCTID
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · Sep 12
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · Sep 12
Good choices either way 🍅🪄
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · Sep 10
Last time I had my doctor write a physical prescription - full-on pen-to-paper pad with her letterhead - saying I need the covid vaccine due to chronic illness. It shouldn't be this hard.
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Amber High @the1abner.bsky.social · Sep 10
Oh boy..I can't WAIT to have to deal with this nonsense. I will cause a SCENE.
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