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Amber High
@the1abner.bsky.social
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She/Her Lover of wine, wonderful literature and the outdoors. Timbers FC 🌲 • AS Roma 🐺
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He would do so well in Portland!
El sicko. No girls trip weekend. No soccer. No fun times. Only coughing and hacking and aching and whining. Wahhhhh.
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The Timbers are pretty firmly in the Bad Place.

They’ve settled into a consistent pattern of mediocrity—each of the last four seasons they’ve finished with 43-47 points—in which they’re not competitive for anything but there’s little pressure on the front office to make meaningful changes. #RCTID
Tuesday morning anniversary flowers, from #warravagedportland.
I am *usually* a very nice Timbers supporter. #RCTID
Getting match fuel at Super Deli Mart in West Seattle! 💪💪💪
A MAN recently told me that he believes our athletes should be required to disclose if they plan to become pregnant in the first 3 years of their professional contract. I was not amused and did not shut up about it for the rest of the night!
Talking to a non-soccer friend:

Me: Yeah, we went to the match last night. It was another draw.

Her: Wow! Last time I talked to you the Timbers had a draw. I didn't know those were so common!

Me: ...yea...

#rctid
Petition for us all to sing a couple minutes of "War" by Edwin Star during the match tonight. As a Treat.
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Things Portland is currently ravaged by:

Quality dining options
Injured Thorns players
Injured Trailblazers players
PDX airport renovations
Proximity to the Oregon Coast
And the Willamette Valley
And the Columbia River Gorge
Stunning views of Mt Hood

Things Portland is not ravaged by:

War
Things Portland is currently ravaged by:

Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards

Things Portland is not ravaged by:

War

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
We made sure Phil knows it's simple, right? Someone should tell him. #rctid
I think it's important to remember that he's been sacked multiple times for wasting money on drunken parties that were labeled as "meetings" or "retreats" so this honestly tracks in a very real way.
Dang what a thumping 🥺
Lol no, unfortunately. There was also no atonal shrieking.
Got to see the Bastards pod recorded live last night at Alberta Rose. I learned and laughed a lot thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social @prophiphop.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social
There are definitely a lot of people who just like to Complain lol.
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one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
See what we can do when we apply ourselves? #RCTID
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
Good choices either way 🍅🪄
Last time I had my doctor write a physical prescription - full-on pen-to-paper pad with her letterhead - saying I need the covid vaccine due to chronic illness. It shouldn't be this hard.
Oh boy..I can't WAIT to have to deal with this nonsense. I will cause a SCENE.