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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️

@thatharper.bsky.social

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Software analyst, book-lover, furry, big fan of sci-fi and fantasy. Jewish. She/they. Wæpenwifestre 🏳️‍⚧️ This account posts NSFW 🔞 (PFP by https://howgalling.carrd.co/) At least say "hi" before following or risk a block

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · Nov 29

🐭: Merle, mostly fronts, mouse, very nerdy and loves science and tech
🐶: Marlowe, dog, she's a butch bitch (her words) and gets things done
🦌: Muriel, peryton, very prone to anxiety, cares a lot about cute things and not offending people
🦇: Merali, bat, she likes cooking, witchcraft, and sensuality

Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · Nov 14

Hey, I'm Harper

I'm a software analyst, occasional writer, general nerd, big fan of sci fi and fantasy. Transformers, Discworld, Little Witch Academia, Ranma 1/2, Steven Universe, there's a lot of things I love.

I'm a nonbinary trans women and I *might* be plural. Still working that out.

👋

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1h

Imma be real with you for a second the hippogriffs/sea ponies were one of the best things about Friendship is Magic and I'm glad the show ran long enough to introduce them

a pink and blue pony with wings is standing next to another pony

Alt: a very happy hippogriff

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Grendel 🥀 @grendelmenz.bsky.social · Sep 13

man-eater🩸

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 2h

Mothercluckers!

Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 4h

Thank you so much @thelibraryces.bsky.social for being my wonderful, supportive, big spider-sister ♥️

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 4h

2/3 dilations done today, visiting nurse says all looks good!

Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 18h

i did dilate

Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 19h

Eepy and tummy still hort on and off but I gotta dilate again

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 19h

*BIG eepy hugs*

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BooBiscuit 🎃👻 @harpomarxism.bsky.social · 20h

Happy tushy tuesday

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Angie Nash @angienash42.bsky.social · 20h

Tidying up after Stream. Echolalia kicks in: *in weird voice* "All of the dicks are belong to me!"

#ThingsISayWhenImSexDrunk

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 23h

favorite Transformer toy just to fiddle with?

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 23h

you know, I've wondered about that

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

The problem right now isn't the dilation, it's that I'm still feeling awful from the constipation. There's clearly some that still needs to move and it's taking its own sweet time for it

Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

amazing ♥️

Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

🥰 gonna do it again later

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

i dilated

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

tummy hort

couldn't sleep last night because of how bad tummy hort

pooped a fair bit and tummy hort less but still tummy hort

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1d

Help Juno out!

venmo.com/u/junostump

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Jim Nickabocker @nickabocker.bsky.social · 1d

My Umamusume review video is a resounding success! I've made a lot of progress towards being monetized thanks to how popular it got!

I doubt my next one will match that fire but I'm gonna make it long and interesting regardless. Aiming to be done for Spooky Month™!

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

On the plus side: peed several more times without issue

Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

I knew there would be issues w surgery recovery but when they mentioned constipation I did NOT think it would be THIS bad

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

Post op constipation has been absolutely horrendous. Stomach cramps yesterday were so bad that they kept me awake most of the night.

Still haven't passed anything. Not allowed to push.

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sea shanty stan account ⛵️ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social · 1d

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP COLM R. MCGUINNESS IS DROPPING AN ALBUM OF 40K SPACE SHANTIES

Valeria in progress @valeforr.bsky.social · 2d

@anarchoshanties.bsky.social
This seems like your thing :

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAyA...

www.youtube.com

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

I am being forced once again to learn this

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Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

I understand now why Murderbot is always upset and embarrassed about leaking

Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 1d

Two instances of light headedness to the point of falling over in a day is enough

I'm OK but embarrassed about it

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