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ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · Sep 20

people who say mines instead of mine concern me

ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · Jul 24

ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · Jul 17

29 years old today 🥳

ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · Jul 12

hey hey you you i dont like your girlfriend

ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · Jun 20

please read y'all insurance policy contracts so you don't come getting vex at me when provisions in the contract YOU signed cause an effect you don't like. thanks!

ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · May 24

barbados full of short men boy

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Bougie Man La Flare @ad-renaissance.blacksky.app · May 22

This is my kind of carrying on. Isley Brothers draped up and dripped out at 73 (Ernie) and 84 (Ronald) years old. Shoutout to Cadillac Chronicles

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ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · May 24

I need to relax

ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · May 17

knowing how life is set up is very important

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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · May 8

I think more people should learn sexual discipline, men and women. A lot of people make poor choices in life simply because they are too horny.

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ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · May 7

damn I'm just near sighted 😭

Cult of Personality @phranchize.bsky.social · May 7

Some of the worst humans in the world:

Coffee drinkers
Grit eaters
Women with big foreheads
Women with big titties
Women with fat asses
Women who wear glasses
People who order steak rare

Rest of the list is available upon request

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ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · May 6

when we're doing live chats we're usually chatting with multiple people and calling you means we can't respond to those other people as efficiently. that's why there's usually separate persons handling calls and chats so if you wanna speak on the phone, call the damn number

ash @thatashleygirl.bsky.social · May 6

as a contact centre CSR one of the things I hate most is a client initiating communication via email, live chat or WhatsApp and then asking me to call them. why didn't you just call to begin with omfg

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