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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Sep 16

@bikesky.social what camera are you riding with?

That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Sep 13

I was split up from a friend group and I texted 1 of them individually.

The group "Why did you only text them"
Me "I chose the person most likely to actually look at their phone"
Group "Oh yeah you made the right choice" 🤣🤣

That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 30

This was a 3rd space for me a teenager. I met so many people from all over the city. These types of spaces and communities are long gone in late stage capitalism

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 30

I swear every year as soon as Virgo season hits I am like I'm getting it it's my birthday 🎂 🤣🤣 and yes this lasts the entire month of September.

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · Aug 29

omg @theonion.com

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 29

People lose me after asking what my credit is like because sweetie credit scores are a colonial construct to oppress communities wtf you mean you still use that to measure how you are dating someone?

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 29

Something about me is that I look like I'm not paying attention but I've already completed the homework and am at LEAST 3 steps ahead of you.

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Allen Cowgill @allencowgill.bsky.social · Aug 29

First Brown #bikebus of the season is in the books. Nothing like starting the day with some kpop.

Shout out to our amazing volunteers that made it happen. Sign up to help us out on future rides here:
www.brownbikebus.com/volunteer

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 29

Every time someone uses hun in a dm I automatically think

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 29

Maybe I'm just a studious foo but it's kind of a red flag when you are older than me and can't put together a complete sentence in writing. 😬🧦

That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 27

The different ways that the employees at the movie theater layer my 1/2 butter 1/2 kettle should be a case study. Because while they are all technically getting the job done there is one guy that understands the assignment! I'm talking multiple small layers so every bite is perfect.

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 27

You know why certain group/people should not be given the benefit of the doubt? Because when given the opportunity to do the right thing they will in fact choose whatever is best for them and only them. 🖕🏾

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Drivers Coop Colorado @coloradodrivers.bsky.social · Aug 27

🚨This deal is still available! 🚨
✅ Get $7 off your ride if you're headed to the airport! ✈️
🎯 Limited to the first 1,000 people!
🔗 Download by searching "COOP Rideshare" or click the link: https://f.mtr.cool/nsxqloclbh
#driverowned #denvercolorado #summerindenver #rideshare

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 27

Young Coworker: Your outfit is giving 90s emo

Me being from the 1900s:

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 26

It's 2025 why are you commenting about anything on another person unless it's with absolute love and admiration 🙄

That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 26

My recycling is still out there from last week. What are we even paying for? 🙄

That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 25

My gut is never wrong. I usually don't know the reason I am doing something until after the fact. So sorry but I don't have a warning system that pops up with a written notification 🤣

That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 25

Tomorrow is looking a little like sweater weather 😍

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 24

People always talk about losing restaurants but we never discuss how much they start to cut corners and raise their prices to get there. One of my long time favorites is so empty rn. Their food quality has dropped so much that I rarely eat here anymore and I only get the basics 😬

That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 24

Actively teaching your children to not respect an establishment or the people that work there is peak individualism of the United States. I hate it here 🙄 🖕🏾

That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 24

Allowing people to love me has always been the biggest challenge of my adult life. But as I am nearing 40 next month I feel like it's finally feeling a little easier 🥹

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 23

1,2,3 eyes on me but it's trying to organize a bunch of drunk adults.

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 22

When you put something in your calendar to force a boundary and someone else who is a master at respecting boundaries is like "but the calendar😟" when you offer to help with something that day. 😭😭🥰 and that my friends is why I offered!! Respect goes such a long way ♡

That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 20

Me to humans 😠
Me to their pets:

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That5280Lady🎨🎶 @that5280lady.bsky.social · Aug 20

Bike maintenance is so much cheaper than car maintenance. 🥰🚲

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