TERRY
@tezamondo.bsky.social
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tezamondo.bsky.social
A lot of us haven't been in schools since we were learning in them... they're in *such* a dire state
lukeplunkett.com
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
tezamondo.bsky.social
Hey i've been messing around in this great 3D modelling program called Blender. Not sure if anyone has heard about it but it's really good you should check it out #indiedev #bizdev #winning #gamedev
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robdubbin.bsky.social
good news! we've successfully addressed the problem where people were getting too emotionally entangled with our chatbot. we're happy to announce you'll be able to fuck it soon
tezamondo.bsky.social
its funny that they've just locked in on the only main reason people use their stupid tools
tezamondo.bsky.social
This is why i don’t engage with them or the forbidden dark arts taught by the occult
tezamondo.bsky.social
I’ve been saying the exact same thing. Word for word
tezamondo.bsky.social
In order to have a successful game on Steam, you need to get your Wishlist number and multiply it by the Follower number. This will give you the expected Reviews for the game. Once you have the Review Expectancy Number (REN), you divide that by the number of letters in the game's title. This will gi
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tigershungry.co.uk
Grateful to have been in Melbourne, Aus for the RapidClean Conference & their 40th anniversary celebrations.

If you’ve wanted to attend but can’t afford a pass don’t worry, most folks don’t. There’s lots of fringe events & hangouts organised by the alt & indie cleaning scene that are free

🧼 🧽
LED screen in a hotel foyer the screen reads 

“SOFITEL
MELBOURNE ON COLLINS
Bienvenue
RapidClean
Annual Conference
National Supply Solutions
GRAND BALLROOM” an old hand drier. The big text on the hand drier reads 

“AURTRALIA & AUCKLAND NEW ZEALAND. THIS PRODUCT HAS BEEN DESIGNED TO PREVENT THE DANGEROUS PRACTICE OF DRYING FACE & EYES IN THE DIRECT AIRSTREAM.
TO PREVENT DAMAGE OR LOSS OF EYESIGHT IN THE EVENT OF FUSION.
EXCELLENT SAFE FACE DRYING IS ACHIEVED

BY WIPING WTH WARM HANDS DURING
DRYING CYCLE.”
tezamondo.bsky.social
Next years theme should be IBS and needing a haircut imo
tezamondo.bsky.social
What does the NY subway and graff have to do with games but its such a weird choice
tezamondo.bsky.social
Highlight of the night was easily seeing all the students who i yelled at in each class telling them to go to Parallels come up and say 'i'm here'.

So so good, they're all so smart and cool
tezamondo.bsky.social
Last night was an absolute blast at Parallels. Me and Ryan didn't step away from the shop all night, so we didn't actually see anything BUT it was a lot of fun and thank you so so so so much to everyone who was lovely to us and bought things. All the sales go *directly* to supporting the studio!!
tezamondo.bsky.social
its pretty fucked hey
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paperhousegames.com
We are back at Freeplay: Parallels 2025 running the merch stand! Come grab some games, books and other fun stuff!

Also our “world famous” Lucky Dip is BACK and better than ever.

See you all in a little bit
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unormal.bsky.social
the problem with modern capitalism is there's no capital. you pop the hood on any modern factory like ea and it's just people.
tezamondo.bsky.social
yeah its cause of the last run i did in Hades II. It was too quick and broke the servers
tezamondo.bsky.social
I cannot fully express how much i would contribute back to society if I had access to this
mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
tezamondo.bsky.social
what burg did you get