Cake is great. Any cake. All cake.
January 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Cake is great. Any cake. All cake.
The best thing about nights like this is absolute fucking slobs sitting on social media telling professional athletes how to avoid injury
January 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The best thing about nights like this is absolute fucking slobs sitting on social media telling professional athletes how to avoid injury
It's the sad end of an era for a lot of these players, Salah, Virg, Gomez, Robertson, they're up there with the Gerrards and Sounesses and Hansens of the club.
January 28, 2026 at 9:20 PM
It's the sad end of an era for a lot of these players, Salah, Virg, Gomez, Robertson, they're up there with the Gerrards and Sounesses and Hansens of the club.
Penetrate with pace is my Tinder bio
January 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Penetrate with pace is my Tinder bio
As if Dom's gonna score from inside the box
January 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
As if Dom's gonna score from inside the box
Wat the fuck is gong on with these players?
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Wat the fuck is gong on with these players?
What a lot of people don't realise is that Qarabag is an Azerbaijani term meaning P45
January 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
What a lot of people don't realise is that Qarabag is an Azerbaijani term meaning P45
Qarabag have a lot to play for, things could get ugly by the end of the night.
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Qarabag have a lot to play for, things could get ugly by the end of the night.
"Australian teacher had sex with 12 year old pupil" is the new "But Jimmy Savile did a lot for charity"
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 AM
"Australian teacher had sex with 12 year old pupil" is the new "But Jimmy Savile did a lot for charity"
He needs to go for this alone. Me laddo obviously doesn't know who the fuck he's working for.
January 27, 2026 at 8:44 PM
He needs to go for this alone. Me laddo obviously doesn't know who the fuck he's working for.
Can't believe she outed me
January 27, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Can't believe she outed me
Just so we're clear, an estimated 15 Million people were murdered by the Nazis. The other 10 Million or so victims don't count. They never did.
January 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Just so we're clear, an estimated 15 Million people were murdered by the Nazis. The other 10 Million or so victims don't count. They never did.
Apparently Slot's gone.
January 26, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Apparently Slot's gone.
Remember when Klopp said he was leaving and the club laid everything on a plate for Alonso but he stayed at Leverkusen for another season 'cause he'd been told he had the Madrid job when he was done in Germany and now Liverpool fans are tugging one out for the golden boy to 'come home'?
Dribblers.
Dribblers.
Just a reminder that Alonso downed tools to force a move to Arsenal, blamed Rafa for his treatment but actually moved to Spain to pay less tax then moved to Germany when Spain put their tax rate up.
He had 1 excellent season in 5 and Liverpool fans need to wise up. He's a cunt.
He had 1 excellent season in 5 and Liverpool fans need to wise up. He's a cunt.
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Remember when Klopp said he was leaving and the club laid everything on a plate for Alonso but he stayed at Leverkusen for another season 'cause he'd been told he had the Madrid job when he was done in Germany and now Liverpool fans are tugging one out for the golden boy to 'come home'?
Dribblers.
Dribblers.
Can't wait for the delivery
January 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Can't wait for the delivery
Hope we go into the conference league, we haven't won that one yet.
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Hope we go into the conference league, we haven't won that one yet.
Just heard Cruz Beckham's debut single and I'd rather me mum gave me a lap dance at my wedding tbqhwy
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Just heard Cruz Beckham's debut single and I'd rather me mum gave me a lap dance at my wedding tbqhwy
Arsenal are the smallest "big club" in world football.
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Arsenal are the smallest "big club" in world football.
I have a theory that all Arsenal fans, all of them, every single last one of them, no matter which country they live in, ALL Arsenal fans like to fuck pigeons.
January 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I have a theory that all Arsenal fans, all of them, every single last one of them, no matter which country they live in, ALL Arsenal fans like to fuck pigeons.
They are without doubt the biggest gang of absolute fucking fannies in existence.
January 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
They are without doubt the biggest gang of absolute fucking fannies in existence.
Has Supertanskiiii explained how this is actually a good thing because Corbyn was an anti-Semite and anyone who disagrees is a rampant misogynist who hates successful women political commentators even tho' she's a whopping grifter who's publicly stated that Israel was responsible for 9/11?
NEW: Andy Burnham *blocked* from standing in the Gorton and Denton byelection. Of nine voting members on NEC group was 8-1 against him.
January 25, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Has Supertanskiiii explained how this is actually a good thing because Corbyn was an anti-Semite and anyone who disagrees is a rampant misogynist who hates successful women political commentators even tho' she's a whopping grifter who's publicly stated that Israel was responsible for 9/11?
Sundays are for shopping
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Sundays are for shopping