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Liver, laugher, lover
Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
In Asda selection boxes that were £1.50 last year are £2.50 this year, but they've just gone down to £1.24. which means that double price is all profit. There is no cost of living crisis, there's a greed crisis, and they have the audacity to video your face to make sure you don't steal FROM THEM!
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Lovely piece on the club website about Alisson doing a meet and greet with a special needs girl or it would be lovely if he didn't vote to starve poor kids in his home country because he's a massive fucking shithouse but he's good at the soccering stuff so let's pretend he's sound.

Cunt.
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Monday
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Just a reminder that Arsenal, who haven't won the league in over 2 decades, played for a point in November against 10 men.

They won't be top of the league after New Year.
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Let's just leave this here.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Anyway, 4 steak burgers, 4 eggs, pack of black pudding and a big bowl of buttered corn for tea, 'cause Sunday.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The contrast between last season and this is so stark it wouldn't be a shock if there were some kind of power plays being performed behind the scenes, and Slot simply carried on selecting players that should be on the bench and let the results speak for themselves.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Look at the state of that. We used to be a proper cuntry.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When the reigning Premier League champions make it to half time without conceding a goal to the team in 17th place.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG NOW!!!
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sunday
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Get arrested just for calling it a Christmas tree these days.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
David Moyes looks like the ghost of David Moyes.
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Saturday
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We all need more privacy since everyone seems intent on plastering their entire lives and business on social media so while I can understand the need for this type of establishment I'm not sure a rapist being the one to open it is a good look.

It's like Gary Glitter opening his own daycare.
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Has anyone clicked 'play' on today's Football Ramble yet or are we in a self-imposed media blackout?
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Rumours that the wheelchair fans gave got up and walked out
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
lols and rofls
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Paul Merson looks like he's been sticking CBD gummies up his arse
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Farmers are protesting in London today & wanting people to highlight their concerns which is odd 'cause I don't ever remember seeing farmers supporting anyone else at any time ever.

This is what happens when you vote leave even tho' 80% of your income is from EU subsidies. Fuck 'em. Selfish cunts.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Just a reminder that Priti Patel wasn't asked to resign for having secret meetings with Israeli officials, she was fired for treason for forming plans with Israel to provide funds for medical aid to treat ISIS and al-Qaeda affiliate fighters operating in Syria.
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sky's gone missing from my hooky tv and I'm fine with it 'cause all it is nowadays is YouTubers and fantasy football.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me and who?
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM