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Liver, laugher, lover
Saturday
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We all need more privacy since everyone seems intent on plastering their entire lives and business on social media so while I can understand the need for this type of establishment I'm not sure a rapist being the one to open it is a good look.

It's like Gary Glitter opening his own daycare.
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Has anyone clicked 'play' on today's Football Ramble yet or are we in a self-imposed media blackout?
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Rumours that the wheelchair fans gave got up and walked out
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
lols and rofls
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Paul Merson looks like he's been sticking CBD gummies up his arse
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Farmers are protesting in London today & wanting people to highlight their concerns which is odd 'cause I don't ever remember seeing farmers supporting anyone else at any time ever.

This is what happens when you vote leave even tho' 80% of your income is from EU subsidies. Fuck 'em. Selfish cunts.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Just a reminder that Priti Patel wasn't asked to resign for having secret meetings with Israeli officials, she was fired for treason for forming plans with Israel to provide funds for medical aid to treat ISIS and al-Qaeda affiliate fighters operating in Syria.
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sky's gone missing from my hooky tv and I'm fine with it 'cause all it is nowadays is YouTubers and fantasy football.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me and who?
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
There is no cuntier store at Christmas than Booths. You might think Waitrose and M&S customers are pretentious self-entitled wannabees but Booths takes the fucking prize.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Tuesday
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
So Xabi's the answer?

The same Xabi that ran off to Madrid to pay less tax (save all your "Benitez bad" bollocks)?

The same Xabi that chose Madrid over LFC when he left Bayern?

Some of you need to sort your fucking heads out.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Women are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right I just have sex with them

Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, your genitalia
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm not saying my friends buy better presents than your friends, I'm just saying let the evidence do the talking.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Fuck right off
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can anyone explain why Arteta is out of his technical area every match and instead of putting a stop to that shit all he ever receives is a warning?
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sunday x
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Just a reminder that Konate apparently wants £350,000 per week to sign a new deal and I want a 3some with Rhona Mitra and Shannon Elizabeth while someone hand-feeds me unicorn gyoza and I'm pretty sure I know which one is gonna happen first.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I don't want to hear any more Jota shite. These are grown men with responsibilities, the rest of us don't get to fuck about at work for 6 months 'cause a colleague died.

They were dogshit once the title was won and they've gotten worse, Diogo Jota has nothing to do with this shambles.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Saturday
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Friday
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM