Dr Tess Machling
@tessmachling.bsky.social
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Archaeologist, gold & torc researcher, chocolate artefact maker & mum. Often post about cats who aren't mine... Views all my own 😊 Green party 💚 She/her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Work on torcs & gold: https://bigbookoftorcs.com Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/tess317409
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I made these for friends last year, but seeing if anyone else would be interested for xmas? They're painted plaster of paris, modelled from real arrowheads.

£35 a set incl. gift box, gift tag & 24hr SignedFor postage (sorry, can only do UK).

(... & there's more artefacts to come!)

#Archaeology 🏺
Rainbow coloured arrowheads on rainbow coloured ribbons.
tessmachling.bsky.social
Woooooohoooooo!! 100k! 👏👏👏
zackpolanski.bsky.social
A new week - and a new huge milestone!

@greenparty.org.uk now have 100,000 members!!!

We are absolutely on track to next overtake the Tories - let's make hope normal again!

Join.greenparty.org.uk
tessmachling.bsky.social
Ohhhhh! Sally Wainwright has done it again. ♥️💪

Riot Women... grrrr!!
tessmachling.bsky.social
Awww... Bruce lives 3 doors down but has decided I'm an easy mark!! 🤣
tessmachling.bsky.social
... and, yes, he can channel Puss in Boots like a pro...
Bruce looking plaintive while I unlock the door Puss in Boots looking similarly plaintive
tessmachling.bsky.social
Btw for those who've been wondering about the cats who aren't mine...

Bruschetta moved house with her owners 😭😭 but with Bruce I am now so well trained that all he has to do is shout at the back door and I'm there!! 🤣🤣🤣
My little buddy Bruce, who's learnt to stand on the recycling box by the back door and yowl until I come running...
tessmachling.bsky.social
Tidying the garden with my sidekick...

... who kept attacking my feet until I stopped to play with him!! 🤣🤣

#Bruce
#CatWhoIsNotMyCat
#Sunday
Bruce, who's a grey cat with orange eyes, just getting ready to pounce on me!!
tessmachling.bsky.social
Yes exactly... it'll be a nuanced reasoning and understanding but, oh no, that ain't click-baity enough!
tessmachling.bsky.social
Absolutely. He didn't want to hear anything just get a Gotcha Moment.
tessmachling.bsky.social
It's worth digging out the whole interview - he really doesn't let Morgan get away with trapping him into Culture Wars soundbites...
tessmachling.bsky.social
They really are - so very pretty too.
tessmachling.bsky.social
It's *so* bloody refreshing to see @zackpolanski.bsky.social stand by his principles & not play up to this week's focus group findings or Farage's latest utterance.

I really cannot see how YourParty will ever be able to achieve this level of clarity, so...

#JoinTheGreens

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boldpolitics.bsky.social
Solidarity with all trans and intersex people having their existence debated every time a tv host hasn't done their prep and can't think of any more questions
tessmachling.bsky.social
Yes same here - they are very much passers through.
tessmachling.bsky.social
Yup. Yet another sign the world truly has gone mad.
slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.
thevoidencore.bsky.social
The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem
tessmachling.bsky.social
He's a teen now!! Not getting up is what they do! 🤣
tessmachling.bsky.social
Mine too!!! The have so much energy and chatter!
tessmachling.bsky.social
Not a great pic, but a flock of long tailed t1ts just tweeted their way tthrough the garden. ♥️
Two birds in a tree
tessmachling.bsky.social
At least they apologised and removed it, but yeah...
tessmachling.bsky.social
Literally crying... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social
sherman, for the love of god!