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Tessa Strain
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Jun 5
WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN’T MY IMMINENT SCREEN DEBUT
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Sep 9
great thing to see on my rare Bluesky check-in 🍇
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · Aug 27
Everything being so bad rn really puts small inconveniences in perspective (by allowing you to view them as side effects of larger systemic problems and then lose your mind).
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Aug 14
time to hit up the Van Nuys Country General Store!! outfitting fake cowboys since 1956
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Jun 10
back in the news :(
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my favorite part of being a Californian is the uneasy moment between someone saying they hate the governor and finding out whether they mean that in the good way or the bad way
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Jun 6
that’s what they’re saying…
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Jun 5
WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN’T MY IMMINENT SCREEN DEBUT
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · May 28
soap and water…classic combo
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · May 21
Pls remember they spent millions of dollars creating an Annabelle the Haunted Doll of the left (M3gan) and Trump still got elected.
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · May 16
last night at Dodger Stadium I heard a French person say “Le bobblehead” and yes, she was wearing a Breton stripe shirt
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Geoffrey @geofflapid.bsky.social · May 15
Hello! I finally finished my new EP "Brothers." It's inspired by my favorite book The Brothers Karamazov. You can listen to it and/or buy it on Bandcamp if you want. I'll put it on other streaming sites at some point I guess! aisus.bandcamp.com/album/brothers
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · May 12
this is how I ended up being wrong about my OWN eye color for like 30 years
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · May 11
The ability to have the best of everything is wasted on people who are ideologically opposed to understanding how anything works
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · May 9
I’ve never met a man who seems to like it when I call him “hoss” but that’s simply not enough to stop me from doing it
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · May 6
that’s right
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · May 6
is anyone over here talking about

The Shrouds
at GraveTech Cemetery
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Caroline von Golum @carolineavenue.bsky.social · Apr 25
Fellow @spectaclenyc.bsky.social comrade and master type designer @btuttle.bsky.social won an award at this year's Type Directors Club for his title design for our film "Revelations of Divine Love"! What a brucha it is having such wonderful and talented pals www.instagram.com/p/DI19_WyRpyh/
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Apr 22
enough unhinged in this world of ours
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Apr 22
prayers up for your man & his elbow
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Apr 17
Penny Dreadful mentioned…
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Apr 14
nothing could ever make me feel silly; I am a woman of gravitas 😤
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Apr 14
wow it’s true that no dad is safe from this…
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Apr 14
if you use the word “limerence” I’m stealing your wallet
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Apr 14
a lot of times when I say I’m a fan of something it turns out I’m just a fan of the first 3-5 years of something, and I’m sure this requires no introspection on my part
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Tessa Strain @tessastrain.bsky.social · Apr 11
been awhile since you broke this one out
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Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social · Apr 10
touch glass

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: A dog is playing with a tablet while a duck lurks nearby. DOG: "I love to touch a screen!" DUCK: "All day long love to play video!" PANEL 2: DUCK: "I love how many podcasts are video now!" DOG: "I love to half-watch and drive!" PANEL 3: DOG: "None of it's very good, but at least there's plenty of it!" DUCK: "Freedom from lack." PANEL 4: DOG: "Picture in picture. Help a princess get diamonds from a toilet. Three lives refill every six hours. Ad-supported." DUCK: "Slide that pipe left..." PANEL 5: DOG: "This thin glass is the only wall between us and exactly enough dissatisfaction." DUCK: "Agitate me, Daddy."
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