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Young Pete Toms

@petetoms.bsky.social

410 followers 270 following 650 posts

The only cartoonist and writer that nobody is mad at (because of a loophole in the constitution that made it illegal). https://petetoms.itch.io

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 2h

I’m a middle-aged guy that likes every Pynchon book so idk if I’m the audience for it, but I thought this book was v good.

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 2h

Me too guys

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 3h

In my mind you made this happen

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 3h

everyone is watching their life expectancy plummet in real time while pampered little opinion writers prep pieces on how "Democracy" has never been a guarantor of what really matters: Happiness.

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 6h

The best critical response I’ve seen to One Battle After Another has been my brother texting me, “Leo has done it again. He made a movie my wife likes.”

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August Lipp @carroteater1234.bsky.social · 6h

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 6h

As someone who feels comfortable in my masculinity, I of course, approach anyone wearing a Covid mask, in a full panic with tears welling in my eyes, to tell them they’re being weird and any response causes me to sprint away like a tough leather-jacketed gazelle

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 6h

So tired of people being afraid of spreading a possibly debilitating disease when they could be terrified of something actually scary like wearing a mask in a Walgreens.

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 1d

Oh crowdfund this, I’m in this?!

Adam Szym @ NYCC booth A-35 @adamszym.bsky.social · 1d

I'm honored to be included with so many other exciting artists and writers.

@brianevenson.bsky.social !
@adactivity.bsky.social !
@nochorus.bsky.social !
The list goes on!

Very excited about this one, it's been a long time coming. Thanks to @sean.tuesdayknightgames.com!

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 1d

I didn’t realize he died and thought you were just posting a good song, so to not seem insensitive I will earnestly say, D’Rip

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 1d

D’YlanTo

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 1d

They took my thumbs, Charlie. My extra procedurally generated thumbs

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 1d

Hurt my back doing the strenuous physical activity of sleeping in an hour later than I normally do and feeling vaguely guilty about it.

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe you went walking in your sleep

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 1d

The way this is cropped is making me want to drink the Google potion

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 1d

Obama should take over the show now (as punishment for his war crimes)

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 1d

Imagining myself in heaven, a fitbit on each wing...

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 1d

Would really be troubling if I was still doing this.

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · Jul 21

Made fun of my dad for years for wearing 2 fitness trackers at the same time and am currently wearing 2 fitness trackers at the same time and somehow believe that unlike him I have a good reason besides being insane.

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 1d

Hitting the daily steps goal on your fitness tracker should automatically absolve you from any other responsibilities you have for the rest of the day.

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 3d

Hopefully this allows her to work on some personal projects

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 4d

The lyrics to T Rex’s Girl in the Thunderbolt Suit. For the purposes of this quote BlueSky tweet, I will convince myself that Marc Bolan faked his own death and will gladly attempt to prove it in court if I have to.

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 5d

Have realized this guy is probably getting casually Cask of Amontillado'd a few times a week.

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · May 5

Every time my next door neighbor’s boyfriend comes over her place, it sounds like he immediately presses his face against our shared wall bc every time he talks my entire apartment rattles. I imagine he does this because he’s very bashful.

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 5d

They should remake Body Double with an all insect cast (Buggy Double)

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 6d

Adult A.D. did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I’ll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I’m a baby lobotomy

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