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1AMWawaHoagie
@terriblyuncool.bsky.social
Terminally uncool Minneapolis resident
He/him
At the co-op or dog park
There is a non-zero chance we run the triple option today. Like 3%.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you happen to know of something along those lines, I would be grateful for a connection.

Mucho Thanks.
I don't like serious posting here, but I got laid off a few months ago and am looking for work. Ive got 10+ years experience on the managerial side of healthcare (administration, financial consulting, strategy, project/program management).
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I don't like serious posting here, but I got laid off a few months ago and am looking for work. Ive got 10+ years experience on the managerial side of healthcare (administration, financial consulting, strategy, project/program management).
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Mirror of Korea (On Snelling) has a new menu.

It has Gamjatang!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I would like the MPLS council to lower the price of cigarettes.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had long wondered what MJ's timeline was (he once said he would stop at 70 (currently 68)). I also felt that once his horse farm project was off the ground, it might have signaled he was stepping back.

Per below, looks like he will push on.
Mark Johnson: Still Enjoying the (Legendary) Ride | Wisconsin Badgers
Wisconsin Badgers
uwbadgers.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I do not use his name, in fact I will often only use the initials of any people I mention in my tweets.

I have no interest in being a part of any global conversation; I need to discharge my current thoughts like Dumbledore putting memories in the bowl.
I don't think today is the president's last day.

Just in case, I'm going to get an emergency pack of camel lights.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I don't think today is the president's last day.

Just in case, I'm going to get an emergency pack of camel lights.
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Does anyone want to go with me to Hoban in Eagan to eat a Gamjatang?
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I have a chest cold and didn't see the Aurora.

Instead, please post pics of soup.

Thank you.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If you stand outside in the Aurora too long you get super powers.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hey anyone know what happened at the corner of Lowry and Johnson??
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Curry Goat Roti would fix Minneapolis, I'm sure of it.
Yikes. Would leave a big hole in Southwest. lims.minneapolismn.gov/Download/RCA...
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Looks like someone is about to roll out the barrel.
Wearing three sweaters right now
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
New Library Card
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Wisconsin should run the Triple against IU.
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What I'm listening to right now
Radiator Hospital Mix
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Glad both Klobuchar and Smith voted no.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If we had real paparazzi, we'd know the identity of Aaron Rodgers' mystery wife.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Cardinals are butt
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Free curds, works everywhere
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Those fucking assholes* didn't eat my tuna salad.

*My five and three year oldp
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dog Park Enjoyers:

Given optimal conditions (no scummy water, no flooded terrain, perfect weather), would you rather go to Minnehaha or Battle Creek?
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The problem with these new schools to the big ten (Nebraska included) is that they think we will root or stand with another big ten team when they play a rival.

Incorrect.

We will simply root for both teams to lose and for all the fans there to catch a cold.

We have hate in our hearts.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I think they are going to skip the handshake line tonight.
This image from Yost tonight is like catnip to a certain generation of Metro Detroiters:
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM