Joelle π³οΈβπβ¨π«
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San Diego web designer for bestselling authors @hellomoxie.com π WordPress developer. π©π»βπ» GenX femme. π³οΈβπ Cocktail hobbyist. π₯ Caftan enthusiast. β¨ she/her https://moxiedesignstudios.com
This delighted me. π @muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
This delighted me. π @muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social
What? Iβve been more pressured to eat more protein than I have ever been to do hard drugs.
January 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
What? Iβve been more pressured to eat more protein than I have ever been to do hard drugs.
I canβt look at one more awful headline in this feed. Palate cleanser.
a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is dancing on a stage
ALT: a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is dancing on a stage
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January 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I canβt look at one more awful headline in this feed. Palate cleanser.
I started sending Ring footage to the mgmt and begging them to tell me when he checks out so I can decide whether to appeal to his better nature with wine and dog treats or to just suck it up. I *know* my dog is the "problem", I know that and I'm trying to do something about it. This is not helping.
a cartoon of snow white in a cell with bars on the door
ALT: a cartoon of snow white in a cell with bars on the door
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January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I started sending Ring footage to the mgmt and begging them to tell me when he checks out so I can decide whether to appeal to his better nature with wine and dog treats or to just suck it up. I *know* my dog is the "problem", I know that and I'm trying to do something about it. This is not helping.
You'd think Cosmo's manic Cujo-style barking and high-pitched squeal would make him want to help out, you'd think, "Hey, I've got a dog, maybe I've even been in her shoes. I'll be a cool and go out the back way." But no, he keeps walking past. With a smirk, I'm probably imagining.
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
You'd think Cosmo's manic Cujo-style barking and high-pitched squeal would make him want to help out, you'd think, "Hey, I've got a dog, maybe I've even been in her shoes. I'll be a cool and go out the back way." But no, he keeps walking past. With a smirk, I'm probably imagining.
He already knew he was openly bothering us. He's fine, his dog has been fine, it's not HIM - I understand that. But we asked a favor because I am a resident here and I am trying to train my puppy. I'm about to have a nervous breakdown if I have to hear him freak the fuck out 4-5 times a day (x2).
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says i will go insane and i will take you with
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says i will go insane and i will take you with
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January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
He already knew he was openly bothering us. He's fine, his dog has been fine, it's not HIM - I understand that. But we asked a favor because I am a resident here and I am trying to train my puppy. I'm about to have a nervous breakdown if I have to hear him freak the fuck out 4-5 times a day (x2).
I got a text saying they spoke with him and not 5 minutes later, he was trotting past our window. I started sending mgmt the Ring footage every time. They said they can't do anything about it because he's a guest. Fair enough, but WTF BRO?!
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I got a text saying they spoke with him and not 5 minutes later, he was trotting past our window. I started sending mgmt the Ring footage every time. They said they can't do anything about it because he's a guest. Fair enough, but WTF BRO?!
I, on the other hand, have a year old puppy that is reactive, who we are trying to train, and I also work at home. If it were a day or two, I'd endure, but this has been weeks. I finally texted the mgmt asking them to ask the guest to go out the back to the street (similar access). They did.
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I, on the other hand, have a year old puppy that is reactive, who we are trying to train, and I also work at home. If it were a day or two, I'd endure, but this has been weeks. I finally texted the mgmt asking them to ask the guest to go out the back to the street (similar access). They did.
Charlie Sheen appears on the pod this Sunday, January 18th. Be sure to listen to this very special episode, "The Sheens".π«Ά
If you haven't yet, check out my client's podcast, @themartinpod.bsky.social with lauded actor and our favorite West Wing President, Martin Sheen. THIS SUNDAY, Jan 18, listen for a very special episode, "The Sheens" featuring Martin and his son, Charlie Sheen.
The Martin Sheen Podcast
Society & Culture Podcast Β· Updated Weekly Β· Martin Sheen now brings his talents to a special podcast presentation as he shares never before heard stories of his life, personal reflections and poetry ...
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January 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Charlie Sheen appears on the pod this Sunday, January 18th. Be sure to listen to this very special episode, "The Sheens".π«Ά
Morning. ππ»
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Morning. ππ»
I say this with all seriousness: why do we need a subscription for leggings? How many asses do we have that we need a subscription for pants?
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I say this with all seriousness: why do we need a subscription for leggings? How many asses do we have that we need a subscription for pants?
Thatβll make the line move alright.
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Thatβll make the line move alright.
Stood in line for 35 minutes at CVS. The line moved so slowly, it felt like the Afterlife Waiting Room in Beetlejuice.
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Stood in line for 35 minutes at CVS. The line moved so slowly, it felt like the Afterlife Waiting Room in Beetlejuice.
This was a punch in the gut. Iβm so sorry we lost this curious soul.
2020 Academy of American Poets Prize
On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs by RenΓ©e Nicole Macklin
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January 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
This was a punch in the gut. Iβm so sorry we lost this curious soul.
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NEW VIDEO FOOTAGE: This appears to come from murderer Jonathan Rossβ body cam or cell phone. You can clearly see Renee Good turn her steering wheel to avoid him, and after he shoots her in the face, you hear him say βFucking bitch.β www.instagram.com/reel/DTTNCQr...
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
NEW VIDEO FOOTAGE: This appears to come from murderer Jonathan Rossβ body cam or cell phone. You can clearly see Renee Good turn her steering wheel to avoid him, and after he shoots her in the face, you hear him say βFucking bitch.β www.instagram.com/reel/DTTNCQr...
Okay, I know I said what I said, but that body cam footage. He shot her in the face and then said "fuckin' bitch".
I can't.
I can't.
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Okay, I know I said what I said, but that body cam footage. He shot her in the face and then said "fuckin' bitch".
I can't.
I can't.
My friend recently fell on her ass, but did not, in fact, bust it. I asked what the prognosis is and she said, βItβll suck until it doesnβt.β Ladies & gentleman, I bring you every ache-related doctors appointment after 40.
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
My friend recently fell on her ass, but did not, in fact, bust it. I asked what the prognosis is and she said, βItβll suck until it doesnβt.β Ladies & gentleman, I bring you every ache-related doctors appointment after 40.
I would really like to implore @bsky.app to offer #private profiles. Things are absolutely BATSHIT now & sadly, social media can be weaponized against us. "Discouraging other sites from showing our content" isn't enough. So until such time, I won't be able to speak as much about politics here.
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a field
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January 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
Watching @gavinnewsom.bsky.socialβs last State Address. The live comments on YT: βmake it easier to get solar!β
Bro, look, I am so down for solar panels, but democracy is crumbling and a citizen was shot in the face.
Bro, look, I am so down for solar panels, but democracy is crumbling and a citizen was shot in the face.
a woman is covering her eyes in a crowd and the words read the room are above her
ALT: a woman is covering her eyes in a crowd and the words read the room are above her
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January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Watching @gavinnewsom.bsky.socialβs last State Address. The live comments on YT: βmake it easier to get solar!β
Bro, look, I am so down for solar panels, but democracy is crumbling and a citizen was shot in the face.
Bro, look, I am so down for solar panels, but democracy is crumbling and a citizen was shot in the face.
Forever Crabs by Calvin Klein
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Forever Crabs by Calvin Klein
Nazi propaganda is a lot more challenging to peddle when we have cameras in every hand. And, oh, I donβt knowβ¦ EYES.
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Nazi propaganda is a lot more challenging to peddle when we have cameras in every hand. And, oh, I donβt knowβ¦ EYES.