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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 2h

@alt-text.bsky.social please

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 15h

Yep yep yep, we worship the Willow. The Babe with the Power will eternally Smile Anyway. :)

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 15h

Yay Excalibur!

Chyron Guys glommed into it almost instantly (along with Hanger's Bluesky handle). Thank you Chyron Guys, you are always awesome.

Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah, I know what you mean, but I figure there must be something more there - he got Tay Melo to marry him, after all. :D

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 15h

Seriously! I was like, "Hey, I haven't seen SkyFlight in... well, speak of everyone's favorite SoCal-MinneSOta Connection... so now where's Cru?"

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 19h

If she infiltrated the Death Riders she'd get Shaggy (Yuta) and Scooby (Garcia) and they'd eventually have to team up with Bryan Danielson to unmask Mox and Claudio as Vince and Shane McMahon.

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 19h

"Fuck you Yuta!" "Yuta sucks!"
"Fuck you Yuta!" "Yuta sucks!"

Marina, sternly pretending to give wrestling advice: "You get such amazing heat, Wheeler. Mox is so proud of you."

Yuta whispers back solemnly, "Isn't this great?! Being a Death Rider is the best! We going out for ice cream later?"

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 19h

Just in case anyone is new (hi!), or missed it (go back and find it!) or heck, just wants to see it again because ;)

Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · Dec 22

What's your favorite photo of saying 'This is why I watch AEW?'
#AEW
@allelitewrestling.com
#Wrestlesky 🤼🤼‍♀️

I love so much of AEW, but this, this is where AEW gets me back.

All Elite Wrestling: Renee Paquette is interviewing "Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy, who has been defending the AEW International Title week after week, getting more and more beat up. After the end of the formal interview, she asks how he's doing.

"I'm so tired, Renee."

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ummmoody | Katie @ummmoody.bsky.social · 20h

Jamie Hayter is a hot amalgam of Daphne, Velma, and Fred. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 22h

*sigh*

Doesn't matter if it gets things wrong, only that it's cheaper than a human.

(I wish us luck because I think we're gonna need it.)

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 22h

Whoever drew that?

Stellar work!

Now part of me wants to replace the "Fuck Don Callis" chants with the way more family-audio-friendly "You're a Hot Dog". :)

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 22h

Awesome! Cheer loudly for your faves - and don't forget to boo Don Callis!

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 1d

Double bill with Very Serious Old People (which is three non-binary teenagers and their dog, a golden retriever named Murph).

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully the smashing was somewhat therapeutic. Picture certain faces as you hack, slash and smash. ;) "Take that, so-and-so! Ha got you, somebody else!"

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 2d

Seattlites: review of the new Street Cheese shop at 3007 Beacon Ave. S., Seattle!

The Seattle Times @seattletimes.com · 2d

On Beacon Hill, a world-renowned cheesemonger will help you put together the perfect cheese platter at this new Seattle shop. Here's the deal.

One of the best food streets in Seattle just added a cool cheese shop

www.seattletimes.com

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 2d

Ta-ke-SHTA!
Ta-ke-SHTA!
Ta-ke-SHTA!

Can't wait to see what this does to the power balance in the Don Callis Family...

Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 2d

Mishawaka Indiana, represent.

AEW wrestlers are opening a board game cafe.

News I needed right now.

#aew

November Jane @extremelystable.bsky.social · 2d

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen, I didn't think I could love them any more than I already do, and I'm hoping they come to GenCon next year www.abc57.com/news/aew-sta...

AEW stars to open ‘Victory Roll’ board game cafe in Mishawaka

MISHAWAKA, Ind. — AEW wrestlers Ruby SoHo and “Cool Hand” Angelo Parker, are part of an ownership group putting the finishing touches on their board game themed cafe, ‘Victory Roll’, before opening on...

www.abc57.com

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 2d

@erinbiba.bsky.social notes this is only print and not digital, which *is* important context.

Nonetheless, maybe the once-mighty, once-trusted WaPo needs to take a look at the recent edition of itself.

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 2d

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 2d

Reposted w alt-text.

Mainstream media doing something.

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 2d

@alt-text.bsky.social please

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 3d

The US federal attack on Portland has resulted in the best advertisement for a city that I have ever seen. Round-the-clock joy, community solidarity and silliness that much of the West has lost and longs for.

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 2d

@alt-text.bsky.social please

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 3d

Good point!

Same thing I've had to do working Saturdays for months - buy in advance and catch up later.

Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah, Stat v Thekla has gotta happen. Assuming Megan rsn as well - she's grown on me recently.

Just feel Willow should be up in World convo at this point. She's working nicely in intergender but all the more reason to give her flowers!

TayJay > Sisters of Sin > Kris/Harley goes into 2026 :)

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Lee AKA The Dark Cheetah @tdcheetah.bsky.social · 3d

Maeve is the most perfect Maeve I have ever seen. :)

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