Open Doorley, Authentic Quality Nougateer
@tchotch.bsky.social
Chicago
Don't forget you're on a website, ok pals
Don't forget you're on a website, ok pals
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I was born to be a vampire
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan
the dril with the gorgon tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
the dril with the gorgon tattoo
Hey what's my potty count, @profanity.accountant
*Old-school Johnny Rotten voice*
LOOK DAD! I’VE GOT STYLE!
LOOK DAD! I’VE GOT STYLE!
@caffeineandhate.bsky.social has swears! They've used 2,167 profanities in their last 8,129 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (314 times)
🥈 "fuck" (269 times)
🥉 "shit" (200 times)
🥇 "fucking" (314 times)
🥈 "fuck" (269 times)
🥉 "shit" (200 times)
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Hey what's my potty count, @profanity.accountant
I know a pond that has wild caddis fly larvae in it. They are wonderfully docile and ungainly little bugs, spiritually like a dugong
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I know a pond that has wild caddis fly larvae in it. They are wonderfully docile and ungainly little bugs, spiritually like a dugong
spent some time today figuring out who owns some companies I was thinking about buying products from, because I'm boycotting Target, Amazon, Starbucks, Home Depot, google, Hobby Lobby, Apple, Chil Fil a, Meta, Chevron, Tesla, Airbnb, Robinhood, JimmyJohns, Uline, Coinbase, Ub
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
spent some time today figuring out who owns some companies I was thinking about buying products from, because I'm boycotting Target, Amazon, Starbucks, Home Depot, google, Hobby Lobby, Apple, Chil Fil a, Meta, Chevron, Tesla, Airbnb, Robinhood, JimmyJohns, Uline, Coinbase, Ub
Now that we're moving out of pumpkin decoration season I think that we need to address that there aren't enough Christmas and Easter symbols that look like butts and in my view we should change that
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Now that we're moving out of pumpkin decoration season I think that we need to address that there aren't enough Christmas and Easter symbols that look like butts and in my view we should change that
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Is there a gene that makes truffle seasoning taste like gym sock or do fancy people just like gym sock?
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Is there a gene that makes truffle seasoning taste like gym sock or do fancy people just like gym sock?
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not to be an asshole but I had the best day yesterday
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
not to be an asshole but I had the best day yesterday
dude you shoulda seen this panini i ate the other day
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
dude you shoulda seen this panini i ate the other day
At karaoke I discovered classic Bon Jovi is not in my vocal range, something I have in common, sadly, with Jon Bon Jovi.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
At karaoke I discovered classic Bon Jovi is not in my vocal range, something I have in common, sadly, with Jon Bon Jovi.
The track record of men in general is such that we all ought to have to justify not being castrated at least once every 5 years
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The track record of men in general is such that we all ought to have to justify not being castrated at least once every 5 years
But it's so much more convenient for drivers! They can open their doors into it or just park in it
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
But it's so much more convenient for drivers! They can open their doors into it or just park in it
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maybe people who are too stupid to join the army shouldn't get to decide if an id is fake
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
maybe people who are too stupid to join the army shouldn't get to decide if an id is fake
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there are two wolves inside of me: one wants to post silly things and the other wants to talk about the government
they’re both socialists
they’re both socialists
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
there are two wolves inside of me: one wants to post silly things and the other wants to talk about the government
they’re both socialists
they’re both socialists
The cull is coming from inside the white house
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The cull is coming from inside the white house
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He should get somebody whose job is to tell him what's going on
Kash Patel Fact Checked on Live TV After Vowing Manhunt for National Guard Shooter… Who’s Already in Custody
FBI Director Kash Patel vowed to launch a manhunt for the shooter who wounded two National Guard—only for an official to point out that a suspect is already in custody. 🤦♂️
FBI Director Kash Patel vowed to launch a manhunt for the shooter who wounded two National Guard—only for an official to point out that a suspect is already in custody. 🤦♂️
Kash Patel Fact Checked on Live TV After Vowing Manhunt for National Guard Shooter... Who’s Already in Custody
FBI Director Kash Patel vowed to launch a manhunt for the shooter who wounded two National Guard members near the White House on Wednesday—only for an official to point out that a suspect is already i...
dailyboulder.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
He should get somebody whose job is to tell him what's going on
Sure travel used to be considered a luxury activity. In 1962, a round trip from Saint Louis to NYC would've cost the equivalent of $1300
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Sure travel used to be considered a luxury activity. In 1962, a round trip from Saint Louis to NYC would've cost the equivalent of $1300
If you play Light My Fire with just the back end audible you just hear the organ play the same 4 notes over and over for what feels like an insane amount of time
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If you play Light My Fire with just the back end audible you just hear the organ play the same 4 notes over and over for what feels like an insane amount of time
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
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What the goddamn fuck is wrong with these fucking fiendish shitbags?
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What the goddamn fuck is wrong with these fucking fiendish shitbags?
I love in media when they want to show that a woman is going through a super tough time and has given up on their life and they depict this by them not wearing makeup and a coordinated outfit or doing their hair, a combination of things I've done maybe 4 times in my life
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I love in media when they want to show that a woman is going through a super tough time and has given up on their life and they depict this by them not wearing makeup and a coordinated outfit or doing their hair, a combination of things I've done maybe 4 times in my life
It's clear that the name Ezekiel needs a diminutive, but doesn't Zeke seem a little too diminutive?
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It's clear that the name Ezekiel needs a diminutive, but doesn't Zeke seem a little too diminutive?
Democratic Senator: so you're intentionally doing illegal immoral things to ruin the country?
Executive Stooge: *shrugs*
Article title: Democrat DESTROYS White House Guy
Executive Stooge: *shrugs*
Article title: Democrat DESTROYS White House Guy
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Democratic Senator: so you're intentionally doing illegal immoral things to ruin the country?
Executive Stooge: *shrugs*
Article title: Democrat DESTROYS White House Guy
Executive Stooge: *shrugs*
Article title: Democrat DESTROYS White House Guy
Woke up missing the bird app today. One time I argued with a stranger who believed that if someone attacked you and you shot at them but accidentally killed somebody s block away it wasn't your fault. Good times
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Woke up missing the bird app today. One time I argued with a stranger who believed that if someone attacked you and you shot at them but accidentally killed somebody s block away it wasn't your fault. Good times
Gamify pooping now
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Gamify pooping now