tcharli noski
@tcharli.bsky.social
"That's tcharli. I'd like to give her a good slap."
Nights @ the University Arts Library.
Nights @ the University Arts Library.
Pinned
The party doesn't need you. You need the party. You're here for the party. If you can prove that to party standards, maybe the party can use you. If you're not useful to the party, what is your use at all? Are YOU going to stuff all these crusts for the party? Can YOU get K pop demon hunters here? 🫵
Missing some people today. Going for a walk in the woods around the lake. Hopefully, we'll find some things to bring back and give to them.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Missing some people today. Going for a walk in the woods around the lake. Hopefully, we'll find some things to bring back and give to them.
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
SYNTHESIS: serving cunstard
OUT: serving cunt
IN: serving custard
IN: serving custard
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
SYNTHESIS: serving cunstard
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
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Making drinks for everyone at Friendsgiving asking them to “Receive my Harvest” garbling like a broken lawnmower.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Making drinks for everyone at Friendsgiving asking them to “Receive my Harvest” garbling like a broken lawnmower.
*Has nervous breakdown & spends years tirelessly editing an inscrutable long-form piece of writing that's definitely not about that or anything personal at all*
"My misery has honed me into something elite."
"My misery has honed me into something elite."
![[sighs, glances to either side]
T.S. Eliot was a rotten egg:
-writes hyperdense long poem with endless obscure historical/literary allusions
-the center of poem is an obligatory identification with Tiresias
-spends much of the poem gossiping about women prominent in his scene at the time
-described by Virginia Woolf as "wearing a four-piece suit"
April is the cruelest hon...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ydaufs56kvywehwecbrum6jh/bafkreihdtqff7o66a7fmyltjyljq63mk5mcjopfvlfy3kzjzntjg2whe3a@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*Has nervous breakdown & spends years tirelessly editing an inscrutable long-form piece of writing that's definitely not about that or anything personal at all*
"My misery has honed me into something elite."
"My misery has honed me into something elite."
It's by design that our would-be overlords are stupid, cruel, obnoxious, obscene. To feel they're powerful, they must continuously assert their control just because & in increasingly vile ways. Their nihilism is like an escalating drug habit that soon requires more & more & more as tolerance builds.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's by design that our would-be overlords are stupid, cruel, obnoxious, obscene. To feel they're powerful, they must continuously assert their control just because & in increasingly vile ways. Their nihilism is like an escalating drug habit that soon requires more & more & more as tolerance builds.
Tom Waits Black Rider voice JOI
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Tom Waits Black Rider voice JOI
About 10 years between these two.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
About 10 years between these two.
I'm grateful for when I get to not agree with my union. It's so wrong how many have no bargaining power at all. There are so few unions that they're consolidated just to survive. So much effort spent just maintaining bare essentials at work. We deserve more & the only way left to us is to take it. 🫂
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I'm grateful for when I get to not agree with my union. It's so wrong how many have no bargaining power at all. There are so few unions that they're consolidated just to survive. So much effort spent just maintaining bare essentials at work. We deserve more & the only way left to us is to take it. 🫂
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"Your gender identity is too difficult for cis people to understand" That's the point. That's the entire point. If I don't make my gender as confusing as possible how am I ever going to trick the French monarchy into funding my transition
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"Your gender identity is too difficult for cis people to understand" That's the point. That's the entire point. If I don't make my gender as confusing as possible how am I ever going to trick the French monarchy into funding my transition
Pies ARE good, aren't they?
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Pies ARE good, aren't they?
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she doesn't know what "moulinet" or "arrêt à bon temps" means but she has mastered them anyway because she is driven by the singular goal of tilting a girl's chin up with the tip of her sword.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
she doesn't know what "moulinet" or "arrêt à bon temps" means but she has mastered them anyway because she is driven by the singular goal of tilting a girl's chin up with the tip of her sword.
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Why did the red crab cross the road?
The answer is sex.
You're seeing an island-wide booty call.
This is a MATING MIGRATION. These red crabs (Gecarcoidea natalis) are meeting up on the beach to make lots of little crabs.
It's Crab Spring Break (literally).
The answer is sex.
You're seeing an island-wide booty call.
This is a MATING MIGRATION. These red crabs (Gecarcoidea natalis) are meeting up on the beach to make lots of little crabs.
It's Crab Spring Break (literally).
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Why did the red crab cross the road?
The answer is sex.
You're seeing an island-wide booty call.
This is a MATING MIGRATION. These red crabs (Gecarcoidea natalis) are meeting up on the beach to make lots of little crabs.
It's Crab Spring Break (literally).
The answer is sex.
You're seeing an island-wide booty call.
This is a MATING MIGRATION. These red crabs (Gecarcoidea natalis) are meeting up on the beach to make lots of little crabs.
It's Crab Spring Break (literally).
The thing about piracy is that it only seems cool when you've got a boat, which is never the investment that you think it's going to be. It's probably what got people pirating in the first place, they had to cover all those boating costs. Not to mention the many other appalling pirate customs.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The thing about piracy is that it only seems cool when you've got a boat, which is never the investment that you think it's going to be. It's probably what got people pirating in the first place, they had to cover all those boating costs. Not to mention the many other appalling pirate customs.
It's no surprise my dead always feel closer this season as the outward world goes dormant. There's less to draw the mind away from them. Even our most thoughtless Winter traditions come to us with something of this place in them. I'm trying to enjoy how I can be with them as they are & as I am now.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's no surprise my dead always feel closer this season as the outward world goes dormant. There's less to draw the mind away from them. Even our most thoughtless Winter traditions come to us with something of this place in them. I'm trying to enjoy how I can be with them as they are & as I am now.
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i actually do not enjoy being a marketing category because i am a person
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i actually do not enjoy being a marketing category because i am a person
[Dead Flag Blues voice]
And we're all so many kids
with the care bears on and mommy's gone
And we're all so many kids
with the care bears on and mommy's gone
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
[Dead Flag Blues voice]
And we're all so many kids
with the care bears on and mommy's gone
And we're all so many kids
with the care bears on and mommy's gone
My Aunt Sandy and I got this grink going on cause one time I remembered the wrong date and showed up a day early to Aunts Bake.
![Long text thread from Aunt Sandy: ...assembling the pies. I would recommend you come closer to the end when it's still being stirred and closer to crust time. Then we might plan a meat pie dinner and you'd be there to enjoy. Or you just stop in and stir as long as you want between all that. [Phone Contact shared] Bring my pie plate in case there's enough for you to get a pie to take home
Last thing. I'm picking up the meat at ***** in ******at 8am so I probably won't get to*******until closer to 8:30/9. They'll be cutting onions and garlic waiting for me to get there. This is all for Friday. The day AFTER thanksgiving.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ydaufs56kvywehwecbrum6jh/bafkreidgnyn3k5rwywuj2i7usg4vzurlvx55wf7uyrsqodreyjim3m6spy@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My Aunt Sandy and I got this grink going on cause one time I remembered the wrong date and showed up a day early to Aunts Bake.
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It's a big day for freaks who can read! Hobtown Mystery Stories: The Secret of the Saucer is available now at bookstores and tomorrow in comic shops. Don't miss the weirdest, most compelling graphic novel of the year from Kris Bertin and Alexander Forbes! @hobtown.bsky.social @oni-press.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's a big day for freaks who can read! Hobtown Mystery Stories: The Secret of the Saucer is available now at bookstores and tomorrow in comic shops. Don't miss the weirdest, most compelling graphic novel of the year from Kris Bertin and Alexander Forbes! @hobtown.bsky.social @oni-press.bsky.social
Trump has revoked the turkey pardons. Both turkeys have been killed and had their vital greases extracted. RFK Jr. has given assurances that "not one caruncle, snood, or wattle will go to waste."
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Trump has revoked the turkey pardons. Both turkeys have been killed and had their vital greases extracted. RFK Jr. has given assurances that "not one caruncle, snood, or wattle will go to waste."
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1. In Tennessee, public libraries have closed for up to a week to facilitate a Trump-inspired book purge.
Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett (R) has ordered most of the state's public librarians to remove children's books with LGBTQ characters or themes.
Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett (R) has ordered most of the state's public librarians to remove children's books with LGBTQ characters or themes.
Tennessee public libraries close for Trump-inspired book purge
One hundred and eighty-one public libraries in Tennessee are reviewing their children’s collections after Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett (R) ordered them to remove books with LGBTQ themes…
popular.info
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
1. In Tennessee, public libraries have closed for up to a week to facilitate a Trump-inspired book purge.
Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett (R) has ordered most of the state's public librarians to remove children's books with LGBTQ characters or themes.
Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett (R) has ordered most of the state's public librarians to remove children's books with LGBTQ characters or themes.
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