Too Beautiful To Live
@tbtl.net
A daily podcast, featuring your best imaginary radio friends, Luke Burbank & Andrew “Boom Boom” Walsh.
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February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Schitt's Creek - Moira's Commercial
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January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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The cultural moment TBTL Tens have been waiting for #heatedrivalry
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 PM
The cultural moment TBTL Tens have been waiting for #heatedrivalry
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Needing an obscure cable: ☹️
Having the obscure cable in your box of cords you refuse to throw away: 😏
Having the obscure cable in your box of cords you refuse to throw away: 😏
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Needing an obscure cable: ☹️
Having the obscure cable in your box of cords you refuse to throw away: 😏
Having the obscure cable in your box of cords you refuse to throw away: 😏
Look at that -- the TBTL Valen-Tens Card Exchange is back, thanks to listener Jami! You can sign-up at tbtl.net! Just click the big blue button at the top of the page.
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January 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Look at that -- the TBTL Valen-Tens Card Exchange is back, thanks to listener Jami! You can sign-up at tbtl.net! Just click the big blue button at the top of the page.
The new phonebook's here!
January 21, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The new phonebook's here!
We're going to be recording the show pretty late today. Here's some Snoopy content to pass the time.
I found this on an old VHS tape #vhsvideo #snoopy
TikTok video by radiofreewalsh
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January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
We're going to be recording the show pretty late today. Here's some Snoopy content to pass the time.
Despite our efforts to write the most non-threatening podcast newsletter of all time, it looks like this week's email is still being blocked for gmail users. Feel free to take a peep here, if you're so inclined.
Safe Words
We’re going to take it nice and easy today. Nicccccee and easy, and everything will be just fine.
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January 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Despite our efforts to write the most non-threatening podcast newsletter of all time, it looks like this week's email is still being blocked for gmail users. Feel free to take a peep here, if you're so inclined.
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@walsh.bsky.social is spending time in Las Vegas so TBTL Employee Numero Uno, Jon Sklaroff, jumps on the line to check in with @lukeburbank.bsky.social about what's happening in the Twin Cities.
#TBTL : #4639 More Sasquatch Than Man
#comedy #podcast
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4639
#TBTL : #4639 More Sasquatch Than Man
#comedy #podcast
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4639
#4639 More Sasquatch Than Man — TBTL
Andrew is spending time in Las Vegas so TBTL Employee Numero Uno, Jon Sklaroff, jumps on the line to check in with Luke about what's happening in the Twin Cities and the podcast world after the first ...
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January 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
@walsh.bsky.social is spending time in Las Vegas so TBTL Employee Numero Uno, Jon Sklaroff, jumps on the line to check in with @lukeburbank.bsky.social about what's happening in the Twin Cities.
#TBTL : #4639 More Sasquatch Than Man
#comedy #podcast
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4639
#TBTL : #4639 More Sasquatch Than Man
#comedy #podcast
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4639
Here's a link to the survey from this week's newsletter. Take a gander!
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January 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Here's a link to the survey from this week's newsletter. Take a gander!
freeonlinesurveys.com/s/cAMOBoXB
freeonlinesurveys.com/s/cAMOBoXB
If this week's TBTL Newsletter ended up in your spam folder, you can access it here: tinyurl.com/tbtlnewslett...
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Hello, by the way, and welcome to another edition of the TBTL newsletter! I hope this email finds you well.
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January 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
If this week's TBTL Newsletter ended up in your spam folder, you can access it here: tinyurl.com/tbtlnewslett...
We are definitely not feeling listless this Christmas.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4625
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4625
#4625 The Burbank Always Promotes Twice — TBTL
Luke and Andrew finally do what they promised to do yesterday: Namely, talk about the best times and places to eat candy. Plus, Andrew’s adventures in old-timey cinema continue!
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December 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We are definitely not feeling listless this Christmas.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4625
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4625
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All the wires from these two Alex drawers fit into this this stack of bins. I am going to donate so many redundant cables! Now to handle the retro cables !
December 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I’m a sucker for a Baroque/Broke pun and boy did I fully laugh out loud when I saw the name of the new TBTL episode. Thanks bros @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m a sucker for a Baroque/Broke pun and boy did I fully laugh out loud when I saw the name of the new TBTL episode. Thanks bros @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social
Did you know that the TBTL Newsletter now has an online archive? Did you know that the latest edition of the newsletter just dropped? Did you know that Aragorn drives a speeder bike? All this and more at TBTL.net!
TBTL Newsletter — TBTL
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October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Did you know that the TBTL Newsletter now has an online archive? Did you know that the latest edition of the newsletter just dropped? Did you know that Aragorn drives a speeder bike? All this and more at TBTL.net!
We're going to see if we can wrangle Luke's mom onto the show tomorrow (Friday.) Do you have any questions you'd like us to ask Susie B.? Post them here or email [email protected].
Also, here's today's ep:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4572
Also, here's today's ep:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4572
#4572 Corny On Main — TBTL
Luke missed most of the Mariners game yesterday; Andrew wasn’t so lucky. They also discuss a questionable TV commercial that seems to encourage human/buffalo romance and Luke’s childhood memories of r...
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October 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We're going to see if we can wrangle Luke's mom onto the show tomorrow (Friday.) Do you have any questions you'd like us to ask Susie B.? Post them here or email [email protected].
Also, here's today's ep:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4572
Also, here's today's ep:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4572
After turning in a 2+ hour beast yesterday, we felt it would be proper to release a more dignified 70 minute podcast today. You can listen to most of it before the Mariners game starts!
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4570
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4570
#4570 Deuces With Dignity — TBTL
Luke is confused over the decision by the now-famous “Crying Mariners Fan” to wear a Savannah Bananas hat at an M’s playoff game. He and Andrew also discuss an A.I.-generated song that has both of the...
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October 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
After turning in a 2+ hour beast yesterday, we felt it would be proper to release a more dignified 70 minute podcast today. You can listen to most of it before the Mariners game starts!
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4570
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4570
I just realized that I accidentally deleted the entire second half of today's podcast before uploading it. That's no good! I just re-uploaded it and the full version should be in your podcast feed momentarily. Sorry for the confusion! (And for ghosting on Bluesky for the past month...)
#4565 One Abbey After Another — TBTL
Andrew narrowly avoided getting into a fight in a barroom bathroom this weekend. Luke somehow slipped into a wormhole and lost a chunk of time in the Portland airport. And a listener’s dog learns to p...
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October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I just realized that I accidentally deleted the entire second half of today's podcast before uploading it. That's no good! I just re-uploaded it and the full version should be in your podcast feed momentarily. Sorry for the confusion! (And for ghosting on Bluesky for the past month...)
Some shows just *feel* like Friday shows. Like the ones where we accidentally talk about the TV show "Dinosaurs" for far too long.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4543
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4543
#4543 Steamboat Dinosaur — TBTL
Andrew had a dream involving a public toilet. A very public toilet. Plus, Luke is learning about the birds and the bees -- specifically, the humming birds and the yellow jackets that are harassing t...
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August 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Some shows just *feel* like Friday shows. Like the ones where we accidentally talk about the TV show "Dinosaurs" for far too long.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4543
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4543
Dear TBTL Newsletter Readers,
There will be no newsletter in your inbox today. But it'll be back next Friday, with all the time-wastyness you've come to expect.
Sincerely,
The TBTL Newsletter Writers
PS -- We do have a new episode for you: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4538
There will be no newsletter in your inbox today. But it'll be back next Friday, with all the time-wastyness you've come to expect.
Sincerely,
The TBTL Newsletter Writers
PS -- We do have a new episode for you: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4538
#4538 Hot August Days — TBTL
Luke has some major outdoor organizing projects to take care of in the hot hot heat today. Andrew’s current organizing project is slightly less…rugged. Plus, Luke drove by the new In & Out burger ...
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August 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dear TBTL Newsletter Readers,
There will be no newsletter in your inbox today. But it'll be back next Friday, with all the time-wastyness you've come to expect.
Sincerely,
The TBTL Newsletter Writers
PS -- We do have a new episode for you: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4538
There will be no newsletter in your inbox today. But it'll be back next Friday, with all the time-wastyness you've come to expect.
Sincerely,
The TBTL Newsletter Writers
PS -- We do have a new episode for you: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4538
We promise, Andrew is safe.
August 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We promise, Andrew is safe.
I almost convinced Luke to explain the birds and the bees to me on today's episode. Almost.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4527
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4527
#4527 The World’s Longest Dad Joke — TBTL
Andrew saw a concerning post on Bluesky that has him worried about the future of his favorite thermostat. He and Luke also check-in on the TBTL voicemail line again, where they have messages concernin...
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August 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I almost convinced Luke to explain the birds and the bees to me on today's episode. Almost.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4527
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4527