Happy 5th anniversary (birthday?) to Cyberpunk 2077! I’ve been hooked since launch (no, seriously). Felt compelled to reshare this piece wrote a few months ago, for the good folks at @paletteswap.site.

I love it so much, even though it hurts me.

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Binding of Isaac is my favorite pro life game

Slam of the Summer

Leave it to @tayfabe.bsky.social to write a hilarious piece about making Cyberpunk as sad as you can. I love the way she dives into the games she loves and spends time getting to know their worlds and lore inside out (while I sit next to her on the couch & play a different GBA game every 2 hours)

"Against my better judgement, I tried to get the bleakest ending in Cyberpunk 2077. It was worse than I thought."

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Street Fighter casting news reminded me that I’ve only watched the original movie once (for this episode of me and @markroebuck.bsky.social’s podcast). It was a fun one! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/5...

This is one of the most absurd things I’ve ever seen. Comical lack of self-awareness. Truly beyond parody.

Sometimes during bouts of insomnia, I’ll amuse myself by cruising pics of celebrities at NBA games. Just neat, odd little time capsules

You MUST HAVE a bachelor’s degree to write about 90 day fiancé

Here’s a pick em sheet for the Royal Rumble!

I was unfortunately cut from The Substance (playing the body that Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley both hated)

Just started reading Jennette McCurdy’s book. Staring at the title made me remember a bit from my old standup set: “I’m glad my mom died, because I was planning on killing her anyway.” Kindred spirits, maybe.

Hello fellow cinephiles

Working with code means you’re at your desk for either 20 minutes or 10 hours. There’s no in between

You guys like pick em sheets on this app? What’s the over/under on an incident occurring during the post-show press conference?