Taxbeast
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I am so tired of the general populace just believing things that are factually inaccurate because it was presented to them in a professional manner.
Unsurprisingly, this is untrue.

Hormone levels (in this instance, testosterone) are variable and can be impacted due to sedentary lifestyles, poor diets, chronic stress, and sleep deprivation.

All things that occur more often in younger generations because we're working harder than these morons.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
The tooth hurty comes after the de-toothing
It's time for your 2:00p de-toothing
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Like a Dragon Yakuza franchise sale on Steam buff.ly/CNhSSXJ
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RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔
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Sam Altman has said any workers who are displaced by OpenAI will be given free transportation to the nearest culling facility where they will be summarily slaughtered and converted into a nutritious paste meant to be consumed by busy tech executives who don’t have time for regular meals.
Sam Altman explains Open AIs vision for a world where no one goes hungry because all the displaced workers will be converted into essential nutrients for other tech executives.
Explain to me your feelings on nonagons.
R2D2s full name is Richard Richard Dick Dick.
Getting married in 365 days
I want to see artists start putting text with their commission posts that were more blunt

"I dont know what this is. I'm not going to ask the buyer. I sent a sketch, it was approved, I followed along. More open slots for whatever the fuck you want later today. RTs appreciated."
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BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’
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Putting this sign in front of my house until the neighbor sends me another (6th) letter claiming I'm disrupting "everyone".
I completely misinterpreted this as calling your gym/lift reps out loud.
Reminder: calling your reps is extremely easy
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Things are getting spicy in #warravagedportland

Fuck this timeline is weird
Putting this sign in front of my house until the neighbor sends me another (6th) letter claiming I'm disrupting "everyone".
Fuuuuu if I wasn't at the gym I'd join in
I have to assume anyone paying for cable TV post 2010 is just ignorant.
Straight up, if you pay for something and it has commercials, stop paying for it.
When you have a bad leg day routine.
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20 years ago, normal people avoided technology and techies would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could

now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest