Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen
@talosteaches.bsky.social
Do you do math? Video games? Kissing boys? FURRIES??? Then you're probably in the right place
Math educator by day, pansexual, freewheeling, poly, kobold protogen, livestreamer by night! 🌙✨
I'll still do math tho 😎
🔴https://www.twitch.tv/talosteaches
Math educator by day, pansexual, freewheeling, poly, kobold protogen, livestreamer by night! 🌙✨
I'll still do math tho 😎
🔴https://www.twitch.tv/talosteaches
Pinned
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
Oh yeah! uhhh I stream a bunch! like 20 hours a week!
If you like:
• Puzzle Games
• Spooky Games
• Dry humor
• Math?
• Party Games
• Goblin energy
• but like, after taking a melatonin gummy
• Rhythm Games
then come say hi uwu
www.twitch.tv/talosteaches
If you like:
• Puzzle Games
• Spooky Games
• Dry humor
• Math?
• Party Games
• Goblin energy
• but like, after taking a melatonin gummy
• Rhythm Games
then come say hi uwu
www.twitch.tv/talosteaches
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Sometimes I'll be having a good day and then I stumble upon a post that's calling me a 'good puppy' in a patronizing manner and now I am having an even better day thank you so much for that wow
August 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sometimes I'll be having a good day and then I stumble upon a post that's calling me a 'good puppy' in a patronizing manner and now I am having an even better day thank you so much for that wow
me, after kicking in the door to the office of the doctor who circumcised me: "my name is inigo montoya. you chopped my pecker, prepare to die."
August 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
me, after kicking in the door to the office of the doctor who circumcised me: "my name is inigo montoya. you chopped my pecker, prepare to die."
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me when I finally land on a neutron star
July 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
me when I finally land on a neutron star
god works in mysterious ways or smthn idk i dont kink shame bro
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
god works in mysterious ways or smthn idk i dont kink shame bro
This is Katie. One of her favorite things is snapping off both end of a stick on either side of you hand before you get to throw it.
June 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is Katie. One of her favorite things is snapping off both end of a stick on either side of you hand before you get to throw it.
happy pride month everyone! 🏳️🌈 you all know the drill... thought crimes are now mandated activities by the gay corporate overlords
June 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
happy pride month everyone! 🏳️🌈 you all know the drill... thought crimes are now mandated activities by the gay corporate overlords
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ARE you slutty? Good. Keep it up. I’m proud of you.
May 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
ARE you slutty? Good. Keep it up. I’m proud of you.
why are therapists always pushing cbt? 🤔
like i think it's pretty therapeutic too bro but i was just telling you about my absent father
we can smash my balls later bro 💀
like i think it's pretty therapeutic too bro but i was just telling you about my absent father
we can smash my balls later bro 💀
May 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
why are therapists always pushing cbt? 🤔
like i think it's pretty therapeutic too bro but i was just telling you about my absent father
we can smash my balls later bro 💀
like i think it's pretty therapeutic too bro but i was just telling you about my absent father
we can smash my balls later bro 💀
whatever you say straight boy *crushes your balls with my mind*
May 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
whatever you say straight boy *crushes your balls with my mind*
I just muted posts with the words "elon" and "trump" because i appreciate not being forced to stare down the barrel of the misery hose and then i refreshed my feed and it's EMPTY???? where's all the gay yiff I was promised when I joined this website???
March 31, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I just muted posts with the words "elon" and "trump" because i appreciate not being forced to stare down the barrel of the misery hose and then i refreshed my feed and it's EMPTY???? where's all the gay yiff I was promised when I joined this website???
me and the boys deep in the woods straight up jorkin it at our illegal distillery making Goonshine
March 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
me and the boys deep in the woods straight up jorkin it at our illegal distillery making Goonshine
this is a Sea Shanty 2 type day frfr
March 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
this is a Sea Shanty 2 type day frfr
people be making man-made horrors beyond their comprehension and their like, "dang that sucked. let's make man-made horrors beyond our comprehension 2. i'm sure it'll go better this time"
January 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
people be making man-made horrors beyond their comprehension and their like, "dang that sucked. let's make man-made horrors beyond our comprehension 2. i'm sure it'll go better this time"
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I restocked Apex Twink shirts over at the Hitsuji shop! Get them while you can!
November 23, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I restocked Apex Twink shirts over at the Hitsuji shop! Get them while you can!
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December 26, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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Today is appreciate a dragon day, so make sure to appreciate your local dragons! 🐲
It's also my birthday, so I get double appreciation! Here's a little doodle to celebrate with dracofriends ✨
It's also my birthday, so I get double appreciation! Here's a little doodle to celebrate with dracofriends ✨
January 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Today is appreciate a dragon day, so make sure to appreciate your local dragons! 🐲
It's also my birthday, so I get double appreciation! Here's a little doodle to celebrate with dracofriends ✨
It's also my birthday, so I get double appreciation! Here's a little doodle to celebrate with dracofriends ✨
"I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream," but AM is replaced with Hatsune Miku
January 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream," but AM is replaced with Hatsune Miku
hello friends and furs 🧡
here are some things I like for which you may judge me upon:
• metal
• vocaloid
• that gay furry femboy hyperpop stuff
• action rpgs
• monster hunter
• rhythm games
• arcades
• math
• quantum physics
• teaching
• mind destroying puzzles
• rock climbing
• kobolds
• protogens
here are some things I like for which you may judge me upon:
• metal
• vocaloid
• that gay furry femboy hyperpop stuff
• action rpgs
• monster hunter
• rhythm games
• arcades
• math
• quantum physics
• teaching
• mind destroying puzzles
• rock climbing
• kobolds
• protogens
January 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
hello friends and furs 🧡
here are some things I like for which you may judge me upon:
• metal
• vocaloid
• that gay furry femboy hyperpop stuff
• action rpgs
• monster hunter
• rhythm games
• arcades
• math
• quantum physics
• teaching
• mind destroying puzzles
• rock climbing
• kobolds
• protogens
here are some things I like for which you may judge me upon:
• metal
• vocaloid
• that gay furry femboy hyperpop stuff
• action rpgs
• monster hunter
• rhythm games
• arcades
• math
• quantum physics
• teaching
• mind destroying puzzles
• rock climbing
• kobolds
• protogens
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I hate the direction lab equipment design has gone in recent years.
I don't want touchscreens, I don't want wifi integration, I don't want centrifuges demanding to know what time zone they're in.
I just want reliable instruments - with physical buttons - that do the one task they were made for.
I don't want touchscreens, I don't want wifi integration, I don't want centrifuges demanding to know what time zone they're in.
I just want reliable instruments - with physical buttons - that do the one task they were made for.
January 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I hate the direction lab equipment design has gone in recent years.
I don't want touchscreens, I don't want wifi integration, I don't want centrifuges demanding to know what time zone they're in.
I just want reliable instruments - with physical buttons - that do the one task they were made for.
I don't want touchscreens, I don't want wifi integration, I don't want centrifuges demanding to know what time zone they're in.
I just want reliable instruments - with physical buttons - that do the one task they were made for.
TIL that centipedes and millipedes do not, infact, have 100 and 1000 legs, respectively. And honestly that dealt another fatal blow to my faith in etymology
January 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
TIL that centipedes and millipedes do not, infact, have 100 and 1000 legs, respectively. And honestly that dealt another fatal blow to my faith in etymology
Happy new years everyone! :3 This year I hope your minds are absolutely destroyed with carnal pleasure leading you to reach a new level of enlightenment
January 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Happy new years everyone! :3 This year I hope your minds are absolutely destroyed with carnal pleasure leading you to reach a new level of enlightenment
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again
December 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
what is up my h2omies repost if you love drinkin water but fucking HATE pissing 24/7
December 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
what is up my h2omies repost if you love drinkin water but fucking HATE pissing 24/7
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bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
November 11, 2024 at 7:27 AM
bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you