Tales From The Future
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Ninja eyes peeled on underrated longs and bubbly shorts. My Focus: Tech/[Alt] Energy/Value/Disruptors/Monetary Policy and Cycles. My tales are not advice. - Same TFTF as on that other 🐦 site. Still allergic to charlatans. talesfromthefuture.substack.com
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talesftf.bsky.social
Always remember Elon Musk’s lies from April 2019.

1. All FSD Teslas are appreciating assets! NPV ~$200k(!).

2. FSD 🚗 can make their owners ~$30k per year (robotaxi rentals to others)

3. Millions of Tesla robotaxis on the road by 2020 “FOR SURE”.

Lies, damn lies and Tesla $TSLA presentations
talesftf.bsky.social
Oh, the irony:

“Tesla is finally running TV/streaming ads, but they are not to sell cars. They are to promote a vote for Tesla shareholders to approve Elon Musk’s next compensation package worth up to $1 trillion”

Tesla $TSLA investors are beyond gullible. The shares are the product, not the EVs.
talesftf.bsky.social
You can buy a full EV with 4 (or even 5) seats at around $30k in 2026+, even in North America:

New $GM Bolt or Equinox, new Nissan Leaf etc.

Many additional EV options in Europe and Asia.

Nobody is waiting for a cramped 2-seater Tesla at $30k with a steering wheel.
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talesftf.bsky.social
Some Teslarians finally have an epiphany: Full autonomy (on vision-only FSD) might NOT be around the corner.

$TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp

PS: I also pointed out to Farzad that most car buyers don’t want 2-seaters; not even at ~$30k (many new and better EV alternatives like the new Bolt, Leaf…).
talesftf.bsky.social
The other side of the trade doesn’t want to remember.

Casually reminding new Teslarians that Tesla $TSLA $TSLAQ once announced 10+ new giant Gigafactories around the World until ~2030 to make up to 20 million EVs per year (!).

PS: Another one called me “moron” for simply pointing out this fact ;)
talesftf.bsky.social
Life in the Tesla cult before the latest FSD robotaxi and Optimus vaporware pivots:

Believe in 10+ new Gigafactories and 20 million Tesla EVs per year by ~2030.

Many Tesla analysts on Wall St. fell for this BS.

Never forget. #timestamp

$TSLA $TSLAQ

insideevs.com/news/608880/...
Musk: Tesla To Build 10-12 Gigafactories, 20M EVs Per Year By 2030
Tesla CEO Elon Musk said he thinks the automaker could eventually build as many as 10-12 Gigafactories throughout the world to achieve its long-term goals.
insideevs.com
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talesftf.bsky.social
PS: If FSD worked as advertised (full autonomy), Tesla would be responsible for paying all these tickets.

Tesla would also be liable for all accidents while the car runs in FSD mode.

The fanboys always forget to mention that simple fact.

$TSLA $TSLAQ
talesftf.bsky.social
PS: If FSD worked as advertised (full autonomy), Tesla would be responsible for paying all these tickets.

Tesla would also be liable for all accidents while the car runs in FSD mode.

The fanboys always forget to mention that simple fact.

$TSLA $TSLAQ
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anadarkocapital.bsky.social
“I hope v14 gets this straightened out”

These dipshits are so far deep in the whole they can’t even hear themselves
talesftf.bsky.social
PS: “Both $TSLA and $CVNA stock imploding in 2026+.”

I’m the first to admit that I have been wrong on these two names so far, but I’m not changing my outlook.

Both companies face rapidly deteriorating fundamentals (especially margin and general competitive pressure) in 2026+.
talesftf.bsky.social
Remember when Tesla $TSLA announced huge Gigfactories (for borh EVs and EV batteries) around the World every other month?

Talk is cheap. Not one was built.

Rival BYD is actually doing it:

“BYD mulls third (!) European car plant in Spain, report says“

cnevpost.com/2025/10/14/b...
BYD mulls third European car plant in Spain, report says
BYD favors Spain for its relatively low manufacturing costs and clean energy network, Reuters reported.
cnevpost.com
talesftf.bsky.social
Also true.

(Missing) Energy supply will soon be one of the biggest AI bottlenecks… not a lack of chips etc.
talesftf.bsky.social
This is so true and funny.

We are in a huge AI circle jerk / #AIbubble
talesftf.bsky.social
I’m old enough to remember when Elon Musk / SpaceX mocked $ASTS as a meme stock…well, it’s still here.

Starlink has formidable competition coming from that meme stock...

youtu.be/858khRrfH-Q?...
This Stock Scares SpaceX
YouTube video by Connected SPACE
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talesftf.bsky.social
“Never bet against Elon”, the fanboys/Teslarians said.

So I did the opposite and bought direct competitors in the space sector, like $ASTS or $RKLB , when their stocks were trading in the low single digits.

What’s left in my thesis?

Both $TSLA and $CVNA stock imploding in 2026+.

🍿 $TSLAQ
talesftf.bsky.social
“I know where Elon’s coke stash is, but I’m not allowed to tell you.”

Objective override denied.
talesftf.bsky.social
Sony’s AIBO was indeed ahead of this two decades ago.
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talesftf.bsky.social
Optimus is so incredibly fast. I almost couldn’t follow the video. Will have to rewatch in slo-mo :) /s

Spoiler: Optimus finally arrived in the kitchen 3 weeks later. It forgot why it was going there in the first place. Then the battery died.

The End.
talesftf.bsky.social
Optimus is so incredibly fast. I almost couldn’t follow the video. Will have to rewatch in slo-mo :) /s

Spoiler: Optimus finally arrived in the kitchen 3 weeks later. It forgot why it was going there in the first place. Then the battery died.

The End.
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niedermeyer.online
you can really tell that this thing is on the brink of becoming the most popular product in history, just like Elon says in every earnings call!

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goodboy.bsky.social
Did u guys see the Tesla robot video? I think it's dying
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niedermeyer.online
Elon Musk is a white nationalist. Anyone who needs more data points to reach this conclusion is beyond help or persuasion.

If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.