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He/Him Writer on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/SynsLibrary Half-Reckless Motorcyclist Lives with an adorable "shiny" Golden Aussie General Cute-Single-Bisexual-Dork Founding Member of the Stalagmates rock climbing group

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Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 1d

The Great KIM sometimes hits really different.

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 3d

Hello #motosky, does anyone have recommendations for motorcycle mirrors for a Triumph Daytona Moto2? The stock ones are great for looking at my shoulders, but I feel like I should be able to see the road. I'd prefer not bar-ends but I'll make do if thats my only option.

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Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 7d

You could say they failed to AD to the gaming experience~

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Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 8d

I slapped my pipe back on my motorcycle today. Couldn't hear my motorcycle at all on the commute into work. Big sad.

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 9d

Literally crying someone send help I cant possibly leave the house anymore

My pretty 2 year old Golden aussie sits against her favorite armrest atop of two green pillows and stares into your soul, showing intense anxiety about you leaving her all alone. (She is actually just sleepy from zoomies).

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 10d

Dude I want to be mad at Bluesky for this but they are just "complying with local laws". But yeah absolutely fuck this and fuck this KWS company. We should all report this to the BBB for the scam it looks like and is.

Going into the process to "verify I am an adult", the company asking to scrape my data is also asking for private banking and government information. Honestly, it looks like a straight up scam.

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 10d

Bro this is literally a whole process of giving them consent to scrape for my data.

A screenshot from an email essentially stating that this KWS company will scrape the internet for information related to my existence just to "prove I am an adult". And if it cannot scrape enough information I have to manually load it in.

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 10d

How about we don't and lobby politicians to not listen and fall to the whims of credit card companies and Karens from the land down under?

At the top of my feed was this banner that reads "The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult to access certain features. Tap to learn more.".

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Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 16d

Just in time for the beginning of the riding season, I got myself new motorcycle mirrors. Turns out when your shoulders take up 76% of your view, that isn't safe!

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 19d

Suck it nerds my collection is finally complete!!!

In Warframe I, at time of this post, obtained the blueprint for the sword weapon called Broken War, arguably still one of the best sword-class melee weapons in the game, and also the rarest.

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 24d

I have been working with a gas chromatograph so much lately that I stopped and went "What the hell does a gc have to do with genitals?".

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 25d

Woo, finally free of a third of my debt!

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 28d

Remember folks, if something is at 100 degrees C and you have to touch something that is bolted onto the hot thing, the hot thing will also make the thing you wanna touch AND the bolt around 100 degrees C.

Moral of the story: Hot things are hot.

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 28d

Not just the office the whole building.

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Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · 28d

Does anyone have experience with clearing a MS transfer line that is blocked with a broken column and possibly bits of ferrule? And of so, can I actually use a guitar string to clear the line?

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · Sep 23

I put in my 7 minute notice right after

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Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · Sep 23

I spend 20 minutes writing an email for my coworker to send to our department and Regulatory. I get her to review it, then let her take credit for it.

Different coworker reads the email. "Oh wow this was so eloquently written, I like the details! Did ChatGPT quickly write it?"

Mother fucker what t

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MJ Quigley @mjqwrites.bsky.social · Sep 22

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · Sep 22

If you protested Jimmy Kimmel being pulled off the air by canceling Disney+ or some similarly simple action that had clear, direct, effective results, it feels good that you helped get him back, right? The neat part of you can choose another simple action, and keep that awesome feeling going.

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Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · Sep 22

"Dude who doesnt love girls? They are so rad. Thank you women!" -a canon quote from some dork in Warframe lore 1999

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · Sep 18

Content woop woop

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · Sep 18

Love this little shitehad.

A black 2 year old Golden Aussie dog naps on a grey faux leather couch, with her head resting on a green pillow.

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · Sep 16

Anyone know how to disable the parking light on a Daytona Moto2 765? I finally figured out how to lock the steering wheel, but failed to see the parking light was right beside the lock. My bike is now trapped at my workplace since the battery died from running the light for 8 hours. Am mad.

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · Sep 15

So wait does that make the monster a bear? Were bears a misunderstood problem back then?

Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · Sep 15

I want to point out MJ just called the monster, and please remember this is a direct quote from them, "some hunky chunk of manmeat". I can literally only picture the monster as a tube of chicken sausage now.

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Syn @synthewriter.bsky.social · Sep 15

This is someone who I hold near and dear to my heart.

That being true, I don't know why they get so unhinged like this. Like I don't even care if their arguments are valid, what the hell did I read?!

MJ Quigley @mjqwrites.bsky.social · Sep 15

You cannot tell me that Dr Frankenstein wasn't just a little bit bisexual, he endeavoured to make a sexy man that was likely to his tastes. + this was a story written in the company of Lord Byron while he was being annoying and horny most likely, so that probably played a role in it.

Dr Sam Hirst @romgothsam.bsky.social · Sep 15

People who complain about sexy Frankenstein's creature are 200 years too late. But also, there is a long and storied tradition of making the creature sexy.

I mean... that was always Frankenstein's plan.

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