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swordofcaine1493.bsky.social
The Sabbat (prolly parody)
@swordofcaine1493.bsky.social
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · Jun 22
💤😳omgosh you guys i had the weirdest torpor dream 💤😳im a scorpion walking through the desert night🦂on my back are all my lil scorpion babies🦂👶👶🦂

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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 43m
it's tricky teaching new kiddos to push through mind powers like avoid eye contact and heft thru presence 🧠🤷‍♀️🧠🤷‍♀️🧠🤷‍♀️
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 55m
this is like the vampire equivalent of listening to rich people complaining their garages are too small for all their xwings or whatever
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 7h
ikr! still waiting for that house tytalus snippet from the fiend write up to pay off
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 18h
silence gir
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 22h
IT WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT RAISINS❗💢❗💢❗
a cartoon cat with a horn is flying in the air with cn written on the bottom right
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 22h
in hindsight it's kinda weird players had access to the get of f*ing fenris before the keepers 🤷‍♀️
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 1d
at that point idk which is worse 🤢🤮🤮
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 1d
even the antitribu of @vtmclanventrue.bsky.social are the vampire equivalents of people who put raisins in things😩😒😩
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 2d
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we don't claim any one nowanights we're all antitribu
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 2d
ah yes clan bear and clan leatherdaddy
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 2d
sure it's not 6 and 7
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Capricorn Iscariot @deaconblues1979.bsky.social · 2d
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Mummies were playable in Vampire the Masquerade before the Lasombra were.
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 2d
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Mike Futter @futterish.fsquared.biz · 3d
So close to Bloodlines 2. In case you need a primer on Vampire clans…
Nicolas Cage as Vampire: The Masquerade clans.
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 3d
on brand 💋
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 3d
totally feel the same way just remove the word trailer
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 3d
is it just me or is 3i atlas coming from the same place that stupid red star used to be❔❔❔
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 3d
💩 u not think im thiiiiiis 🤏 close to getting lucita and sascha to do team rocket this year😍😀😍
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 3d
wow escape from la screens totally different nowanights
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 4d
those aren't mardi gras beads
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 4d
got sad when i realized this wasn't the ghost song😩
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World of Darkness @worldofdarkness.bsky.social · 5d
Join Huddy and Debbie as they dive into The Bet of Night, the darkly funny in-game radio show from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2! Discover how humour meets horror in Seattle's undead nightlife.

https://youtu.be/5WCPOuW4c6U
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 5d
none of this would've happened if anakin just helped mace windu
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 5d
a blue cartoon character is giving a thumbs up sign
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The Sabbat (prolly parody) @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social · 5d
only thing i know about the inconnu is that's where vlad hamula ended up😩night watch🔪day watch are exactly the types of movies that histrionic doofus would be on🤣
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