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Salo Winegarden 🔞 🔆🐽🔆 🔞 @swinegarden.bsky.social · Jan 17
"Beach Bod" pages 1-3

An 18+ Romantic Slice-of-Life Drama about a hippo with body insecurities finding a friend at a place he never expected.

An adaptation of the story by @bhaqu.bsky.social, which can be found here: archiveofourown.org/works/54705592

Enjoy!!
1. A wide shot of a beach with two masculine silhouettes playing frisbee in the waves, and a large figure sitting under an umbrella inland. 2. The larger figure was a hippo with hair covering his face and a baggy shirt and swimsuit. He fiddles with a bottle of soda with a look of melancholy. 3. The hippo sees a figure with a similar body type to him playing in the waves. 4. The figure is a black horse with a white stripe down his middle; it is a heavyset masculine figure wearing a bikini, a frilly cloth around his wide hips, and a sunhat. He gazes into the horizon with content. 5. The hippo looks at the horse with admiration. 6. The horse, in the same pose as before, notices the hippo looking at him and meets his eyes with a suspicious gaze. 7. The hippo turns his head away, attempting to hide his face with his hands. 1. The hippo looks up as a shadow is cast over him. 2. The horse makes a solumn side eye at the hippo, pointing to the right as if signaling him as he walks by. 3. The hippo stands up to follow the horse. 4. The hippo peers around the corner of the all-gender bathrooms. A sign stating that the restrooms are closed for no reason, signed by the management, followed by a crude drawing of a middle finger, is taped to the door. 5. The horse comes from off-screen to grab the hippo and pin him to the outside wall of the bathroom. He asks "What are you doing here? Are you messing with me?" The hippo is startled and nervous, and the horse is angry and defensive. 6. The horse continues to speak out of frame: "Are the others here too? Are you all havin' a laugh?" The hippo makes a face of recognition, pointing his finger at the horse and asking: "Wait... Chris?" 7. Chris the horse looks at the hippo with mascara-adorned eyes. "You didn't recognize me before, across the beach?" He asks. 8. The hippo looks at the embarrassed horse with a look of pattern recognition. An aetherial sub-panel is contained in the space above the hippo as if he is recalling an event. The event in question: Chris, in an office-friendly button-up shirt, and his hair in a man-bun, sits at the edge of the desk of the hippo, who is dressed in the same outfit, holding two coffee cups, offering one to the hippo. He says "Ayyy Thomas man, how 'bout two cups'a liquid caffeine for the - say it with me -" below the memory, Thomas the hippo finishes the quote: "'-Fifth floor big boys who also have long faces and small ears... and like si-fi movies...'" 1. Chris and Thomas are sitting together on a bench outside the bathrooms. Chris rubs his foot-hooves together as he looks over at Thomas with relief, and Thomas looks back with a hand timidly between his legs, as he looks back with tacit comfort. Chris: "So you weren't looking to laugh, and you didn't recognize me from the office..." Thomas: "I swear I don't usually leer at the beach... but you just looksed so... happy... I just couldn't take my eyes away. I did try, though." 2. A profile shot of Chris and Thomas from Thomas' left. Chris looks at the ground happily and Thomas looks forward with a similar expression. Chris: You liked what you saw huh?" Thomas: "You look good that way, it suits you. I could never do something like that." 3. A closeup of Chris, who looks at Thomas with a face of somewhat tempered excitement. "That's so not true." He says. 4. Chris stands up, holding Thomas's shoulder and gesturing towards him. Chris: You would look absolutely adorable in a bikini! It'd be way better than that baggy shirt and swimtrunks you're wearing now!" Thomas looks away with a look of disappointment. Thomas: "No, I can't. It wouldn't... I mean..." 5. The profile shot is repeated, with Thomas looking at the ground with a look of long-held deep sadness. Chris is standing, wringing his hands while looking at Thomas with a look of pained empathy. 6. A close up of Thomas, who looks off-panel with a look of tired sadness. Thomas: "I love the water but... Ugh. It's silly. I should be over it by now. I always felt judged when I went swimming as a kid. Younger children pointed. Adult talked behind my back assuming I wouldn't hear them." 7. A close up of Chris as he looks at Thomas, sharing his defeated face. Thomas continues to speak off-screen: "It took all the fun out of going to beach and pool. But, I'm an adult now. I don't know why it's still so hard to be here, but it is, hard as ever. It's pathetic."
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rumpdoog.bsky.social
This guy should be getting fired for wrecking up presents like this!!

#RumpDraw
December 12, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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swinegarden.bsky.social
Slice of life gay comic
1. A chubby giraffe in a crop top and panties and holding a feather duster stands in front of an easy chair with a fit coyote sitting in it, reading Dracula. Jay: “Mind if I work around ya to get the cobwebs real quick? It’s wicked high so I gotta put this thing in my teeth.” Francisco: “Not at all! And thank you for doing that, Sweet Pea!” 2. The giraffe scrambles up to the top of the chair, dropping his left paw between coyote’s legs and the other on his head. The coyote winces an eye but gazes up admiringly. Jay: “Hmm-hm mmhmm. Ooh, there’sh shum dusht here… Aaah- AAAH!!” 3. The giraffe sneezes, sending a huge cloud of dust out all around his head. “-CHOOO!!” The coyote snickers and covers his mouth. 4. The dust clears a little, and the giraffe runs himself into the coyote, who has stood up from his chair to embrace him in a hug around his middle. Jay: “Whoops! Sorry baby, I didn’t mean to bump you, I didn’t see you through all the, y’know, dust.” Francisco: “You didn’t bump me. I just feel very grateful for you.” At the bottom of the page, Francisco keeps coughing and Jay keeps sneezing.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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purpurloppa.bsky.social
Shh, they're sleeping 🐶
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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taveshi.bsky.social
ok here it is
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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kbulart.bsky.social
More Marker schtuff.
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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feedtheboss.bsky.social
hanging them loose
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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bogtrom.bsky.social
funny rabbit man !! from movie
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
swinegarden.bsky.social
Slice of life gay comic
1. A chubby giraffe in a crop top and panties and holding a feather duster stands in front of an easy chair with a fit coyote sitting in it, reading Dracula. Jay: “Mind if I work around ya to get the cobwebs real quick? It’s wicked high so I gotta put this thing in my teeth.” Francisco: “Not at all! And thank you for doing that, Sweet Pea!” 2. The giraffe scrambles up to the top of the chair, dropping his left paw between coyote’s legs and the other on his head. The coyote winces an eye but gazes up admiringly. Jay: “Hmm-hm mmhmm. Ooh, there’sh shum dusht here… Aaah- AAAH!!” 3. The giraffe sneezes, sending a huge cloud of dust out all around his head. “-CHOOO!!” The coyote snickers and covers his mouth. 4. The dust clears a little, and the giraffe runs himself into the coyote, who has stood up from his chair to embrace him in a hug around his middle. Jay: “Whoops! Sorry baby, I didn’t mean to bump you, I didn’t see you through all the, y’know, dust.” Francisco: “You didn’t bump me. I just feel very grateful for you.” At the bottom of the page, Francisco keeps coughing and Jay keeps sneezing.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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potvoheu.bsky.social
literally me
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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applestars.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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hifrogeno.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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carnalcervidae.bsky.social
fat as fuck horsetoy
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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happysapdraws.bsky.social
think she got enough gravy this year? ~🦃
happy Thanksgiving bitches
Sap absolutely full to the brim with gravy, a true Thanksgiving tradition
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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mintcashew.bsky.social
two's company and three's a party
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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maykubear.bsky.social
This damsel in distress got kidnapped (once again)😭😭 Who knows what twisted, sick and NASTY🤢 things king Bowser will do to him this time🍑💦💨

(1/2) Trade with @laughtnsfw.bsky.social !
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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flammtay.bsky.social
Oh and ah, one more thing that's been botherin' me. You say you're a 'SFW-Only' artist, but...

Earlier when I complimented the details on the mouth you drew -- excellently done by the way, you're real talented -- you ah,

You called it a maw.
March 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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It's the position she always wanted
August 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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After 10 years apart, Freya jumped at the chance to spend Thanksgiving with her old friend Holly.

Freya couldn't believe how much Holly had changed. Holly, meanwhile, couldn't believe how little her friend filled her up.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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imapigtoo.bsky.social
Gay Buirgerr!!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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nulloffset.bsky.social
didn't expect anyone to be in the train at this hour
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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w0lfertinger666.bsky.social
moo moo moo
(he/him)
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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shoobler.bsky.social
Imagine getting the most insane head while Papercut is playing
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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saint-vagrant.bsky.social
really not sure why it's so desperately important to insert consent (of all things) into an intangible nonreal space. fiction is already the fantasy. it's defined by its border. like actually grow up lol
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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eligecos.bsky.social
hey guys, what are we all looking up for?
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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gummyfruitcup.bsky.social
Mouse Experimentation #1
(the experiment is how much he can eat)
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM