SwiftieVol
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Tyler Childers is a got damn genius. Tyler, if I had the money, I’d own me a new cast iron skillet. You know Appalachian women well. A tea towel that says “She’s my gravy and my biscuits”?
If a man bought me that, I’d marry him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, not really. But I’d think about it for five minutes. 💀
If a man bought me that, I’d marry him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, not really. But I’d think about it for five minutes. 💀
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tyler Childers is a got damn genius. Tyler, if I had the money, I’d own me a new cast iron skillet. You know Appalachian women well. A tea towel that says “She’s my gravy and my biscuits”?
If a man bought me that, I’d marry him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, not really. But I’d think about it for five minutes. 💀
If a man bought me that, I’d marry him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, not really. But I’d think about it for five minutes. 💀
My therapist had to hear about my shitshow of a fortnight and she said and I quote “I was gonna say, HE HAD BETTER NOT HAVE COME BACK AGAIN.” 💀💀💀
She was RELIEVED to know it was other chaos.
Let me tell you, when your therapist hates a man, he is sewage.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She was RELIEVED to know it was other chaos.
Let me tell you, when your therapist hates a man, he is sewage.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My therapist had to hear about my shitshow of a fortnight and she said and I quote “I was gonna say, HE HAD BETTER NOT HAVE COME BACK AGAIN.” 💀💀💀
She was RELIEVED to know it was other chaos.
Let me tell you, when your therapist hates a man, he is sewage.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She was RELIEVED to know it was other chaos.
Let me tell you, when your therapist hates a man, he is sewage.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rocket?
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Rocket?
Just found out there’s been a geomagnetic storm. That explains a lot. Damn headache. Go away!
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just found out there’s been a geomagnetic storm. That explains a lot. Damn headache. Go away!
As someone from that end of Virginia who hates that institution with a PASSION, may I tell you what a Hokie is, James?
Snip, snip, clip, clip, gobble, gobble.
Snip, snip, clip, clip, gobble, gobble.
With reports that Virginia Tech is finalizing an agreement with James Franklin, is this the optimal time to return that optimistic trophy case they had for all those years?
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
As someone from that end of Virginia who hates that institution with a PASSION, may I tell you what a Hokie is, James?
Snip, snip, clip, clip, gobble, gobble.
Snip, snip, clip, clip, gobble, gobble.
Happy Life Day!
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November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Happy Life Day!
I want to tell every Bama fan that trolled me on TikTok to suck it and to sign up for AARP since they’re going to have to hear the relentless “Boomer” comments from Oklahoma fans now. 💀🤣🤣🤣
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I want to tell every Bama fan that trolled me on TikTok to suck it and to sign up for AARP since they’re going to have to hear the relentless “Boomer” comments from Oklahoma fans now. 💀🤣🤣🤣
Y’all are making me thankful I chose to watch UVA and Duke.
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Y’all are making me thankful I chose to watch UVA and Duke.
I just discovered that my white chicken chili pairs better with chili cheese Fritos than it does with cornbread.
Slow cookers are life giving.
Slow cookers are life giving.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I just discovered that my white chicken chili pairs better with chili cheese Fritos than it does with cornbread.
Slow cookers are life giving.
Slow cookers are life giving.
That moment you hear the fake name he gave you called on “The Price is Right” and you effing CACKLE when you see the contestant.
💀💀💀
Dying, dead, and died. RIP, me.
I’ll be snort laughing the rest of the hour.
💀💀💀
Dying, dead, and died. RIP, me.
I’ll be snort laughing the rest of the hour.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
That moment you hear the fake name he gave you called on “The Price is Right” and you effing CACKLE when you see the contestant.
💀💀💀
Dying, dead, and died. RIP, me.
I’ll be snort laughing the rest of the hour.
💀💀💀
Dying, dead, and died. RIP, me.
I’ll be snort laughing the rest of the hour.
I’m so damn grateful I get to live in the same timeline as Kelsea, Taylor, and Sabrina. Ladies, you have all given me gifts in this hellscape of a year.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m so damn grateful I get to live in the same timeline as Kelsea, Taylor, and Sabrina. Ladies, you have all given me gifts in this hellscape of a year.
Kelsea, thank you. You always know how to make me feel seen.
Sitting in that park with you.
Grateful for you, sis.
Sitting in that park with you.
Grateful for you, sis.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Kelsea, thank you. You always know how to make me feel seen.
Sitting in that park with you.
Grateful for you, sis.
Sitting in that park with you.
Grateful for you, sis.
Can you feel romantic about a laundry space? I’ve got one or two tiny projects to finish and then I’ll reveal the finished masterpiece. But this is next level. Joanna Gaines, you’re on watch. I’m coming for your job.
And I did it on a Temu budget. 😂🤣
And I did it on a Temu budget. 😂🤣
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Can you feel romantic about a laundry space? I’ve got one or two tiny projects to finish and then I’ll reveal the finished masterpiece. But this is next level. Joanna Gaines, you’re on watch. I’m coming for your job.
And I did it on a Temu budget. 😂🤣
And I did it on a Temu budget. 😂🤣
I can’t wait until I feel in a safe enough space to tell you all about these latest adventures because when I say they are DOOZIES, that is NOT putting it mildly.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I can’t wait until I feel in a safe enough space to tell you all about these latest adventures because when I say they are DOOZIES, that is NOT putting it mildly.
And now I wait a week to ten days. Oh, yay.
And on top of everything my mom decided to change her mind on a major issue and drop a bombshell on me.
I cannot handle ONE MORE thing. I’m done. Exhausted. Out of gas. You hear me, universe?!
Ordering Door Dash at 3:30 and then putting on pajamas.
And on top of everything my mom decided to change her mind on a major issue and drop a bombshell on me.
I cannot handle ONE MORE thing. I’m done. Exhausted. Out of gas. You hear me, universe?!
Ordering Door Dash at 3:30 and then putting on pajamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And now I wait a week to ten days. Oh, yay.
And on top of everything my mom decided to change her mind on a major issue and drop a bombshell on me.
I cannot handle ONE MORE thing. I’m done. Exhausted. Out of gas. You hear me, universe?!
Ordering Door Dash at 3:30 and then putting on pajamas.
And on top of everything my mom decided to change her mind on a major issue and drop a bombshell on me.
I cannot handle ONE MORE thing. I’m done. Exhausted. Out of gas. You hear me, universe?!
Ordering Door Dash at 3:30 and then putting on pajamas.
Oscar is out here trying to get Pedro off my lock screen. DAYUM.
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oscar is out here trying to get Pedro off my lock screen. DAYUM.
If you could spare some positive vibes tomorrow, I’d appreciate it. I have a follow up test after waiting three months. I’ve already dodged a couple of bullets, and I’m a little anxious about this.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If you could spare some positive vibes tomorrow, I’d appreciate it. I have a follow up test after waiting three months. I’ve already dodged a couple of bullets, and I’m a little anxious about this.
“thanK you, aIMee.”
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“thanK you, aIMee.”
I bought my little brother a shirt that says “I came in like a butterball” with a Turkey riding a pumpkin like a wrecking ball. 😂🤣😂 I am winning at this big sister thing. 🤣🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I bought my little brother a shirt that says “I came in like a butterball” with a Turkey riding a pumpkin like a wrecking ball. 😂🤣😂 I am winning at this big sister thing. 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes I have to remind myself over & over when I’m doing a DIY project “I am a strong & powerful woman. I am a strong & powerful woman.” Then I burst into tears when it’s done. I’m in the home stretch on this laundry space & it has stretched my skills and my patience. But I am so proud of me.
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sometimes I have to remind myself over & over when I’m doing a DIY project “I am a strong & powerful woman. I am a strong & powerful woman.” Then I burst into tears when it’s done. I’m in the home stretch on this laundry space & it has stretched my skills and my patience. But I am so proud of me.
Me: Oh, Tennessee has an off weekend and UVA has a game against Wake Forest. I can take it easy.
Universe (in Lee Corso’s voice): Not so fast, my friend!
Universe (in Lee Corso’s voice): Not so fast, my friend!
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me: Oh, Tennessee has an off weekend and UVA has a game against Wake Forest. I can take it easy.
Universe (in Lee Corso’s voice): Not so fast, my friend!
Universe (in Lee Corso’s voice): Not so fast, my friend!
Virginia’s starting quarterback got hurt and that was scary and then the backup limped off the field and I swear I saw my life flash before my eyes. 😭😭😭
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Virginia’s starting quarterback got hurt and that was scary and then the backup limped off the field and I swear I saw my life flash before my eyes. 😭😭😭
It’s not that I need the person I thought was my best friend. I need the person I thought he was, & that was all a lie. It’s in the hard times that I grieve that lie the hardest & the most. I grieve someone who never existed. But I have the opportunity to become that person for myself & for others.
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s not that I need the person I thought was my best friend. I need the person I thought he was, & that was all a lie. It’s in the hard times that I grieve that lie the hardest & the most. I grieve someone who never existed. But I have the opportunity to become that person for myself & for others.
Oh, and Vandy is getting beat at home?
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November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Oh, and Vandy is getting beat at home?
I’m betting the Twitter Twerps are LOSING THEIR MINDS about this week’s guest picker.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’m betting the Twitter Twerps are LOSING THEIR MINDS about this week’s guest picker.