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Reader of Books ( mainly crime ), Supporter of Everton FC, Player of Left Handed Guitars ( albeit badly ), Eclectic music taste but lean towards Psychedelic and Blues. https://go.bsky.app/PQcPUgF - EFC Starter Pack https://bsky-follow-finder.theo.io/

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 2h

He didn't hit her, he fucking glassed her! Hope the police get involved.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 5h

Kuoni.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 2d

50 grand signing on bonus? No wonder they are getting all the chancers and ne'er-do-wells. Probably see it as easy money, do the minimum time and bugger off.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 2d

Bit late on the Nipple Jewellery methinks. More than you care to imagine.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 3d

Apologes, didn't scroll down far enough to see your initial post mentioning exactly this.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 3d

Tis but the thin end of the wedge, first you let someone pour out dregs of coffee into a drain, next they will be releasing 3.61 million hours of effluent into rivers and streams.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 5d

I've got 25 minutes until my next meeting, I can probably listen to it again before then.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 8d

Guessing no female, other than his mother, has ever been in that room.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 8d

Throw them at Reform MPs.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 8d

1. Represented Everton and England?

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 8d

3. Scored a Hat-trick for Everton Football Club.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 8d

2. All captained Everton Football Club

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 8d

1. Played for Everton Football Club.
2. Played for Everton Football Club.
3. Played for Everton Football Club.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 8d

My thoughts exactly.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 9d

How wrong can you be? Manhunter is the best Lecter film going.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 10d

Is this the Afghan that has just been jailed for threatening to kill Farage? In this case it is justified that they seek his opinion.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 11d

Why? most people in the UK don't have A Level English, nor would they pass if sat down for an exam in it.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 11d

Religion

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 11d

Why does Freund have three legs?

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 11d

Scunthorpe away to Blackpool in FA Cup 1st round. Absolutely no reason why Scunny cannot get a result there. #FACup #UpTheIron

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 11d

Irrelevant, there were others of other nationalities there as well, all got paid the same.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 12d

Crazy, I used to get £200 a week picking spuds in Lincolnshire.

In the 80's.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 12d

Someone needs to green light a three hour blockbuster movie with both Goggins and Pascal starring. The whole plot being them pissing on Davidson for the full three hours.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 14d

Ah fuck, I have to write a book?

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 14d

Absolutely, got access to the VIP area in Hombres Nightclub one night in the 80's because they thought I was Ben Elton. Free drinks all night.

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