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✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 19d

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Queen @queen.on.computer · 1d

He Doesn't Know I've Been Slowly Poisoning Him For Like Six Months Now But I Think All The Coke Has Made Him Immune

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✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

// my head is foggy from the semi nap i took (i was like asleep but Not its weird) so my thoughts are scattered rn but anyways. Queen is the person swatch is more loyal to than anyone else and takes that extremely seriously. even when he disagrees with her they comply to her wishes without question

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

[ extremely bluntly ] You’re delusional .

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 1d

Dude she was ALL OVER ME at the New Year’s party

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

… I believe I’ve told you extensively that she doesn’t want you .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

… I believe I’ve told you extensively that she doesn’t want you .

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 1d

Well— look, buddy, the inner workings of my mind are an enigma. I’m making moves in silence, okay?

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

You could’ve fooled me .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

// i never know which hc i fw more for this guy……

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

You could’ve fooled me .

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 1d

( torn between being into it and getting defensive )

The— It IS together!

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

[ suddenly extremely serious ] Get your act together .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

[ suddenly extremely serious ] Get your act together .

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 1d

☺️💭………..

Did you say somethijng

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

Spamton … we’ve talked about this .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

Spamton … we’ve talked about this .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

// yeah he literally just be saying shit. And we’ve seen him drop it before 😭

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✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

// i love you swatch.

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

// swatch’s canonical dislike for rouxls is so funny to me bc hes like the most polite person ever

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✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 1d

. . . Ahem .
A kind remimder that that particular gentlemen is not welcome in this establishment .

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⋆. 𐙚 ˚ ᓚᘏᗢ⠀. @tenna.being.cat · 2d

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✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 5d

small, genuine, and maybe a little tired . otherwise, his expression doesn’t betray much . ]

It’s strange . I spend all day ensuring everyone else is comfortable, yet when someone offers the same courtesy, I hardly know what to do with it .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 5d

… I suppose you aren’t wrong, [ they murmur . ] It’s admittedly … difficult, I suppose, to know when I should take a moment . When one’s entire life is duty, even rest begins to feel like rebellion .

[ she swirls the drink once, taking a careful sip . the taste lingers, and so does her smile—

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 6d

But if this ends with me matching your pace, I expect you to take responsibility for the aftermath .

[ the faintest smile, playful and unguarded, as they slide both glasses toward spamton and takes the stool beside him . ]

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 6d

… Hm .

[ he hesitates, the tiniest flicker of uncertainty crossing his usually composed face . then, after a quiet sigh, his posture softens . ]

Very well . 𝘖𝘯𝘦 drink .

[ she reaches for a second glass, methodical even now, pouring with practiced precision, refilling spamton’s as well . ]

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 6d

It would be … unprofessional, of me, to relax while under her employ . . .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 6d

… You make a fair point .

[ a quiet admission, averting his gaze . there’s a long pause . her features betray a rarely seen hint pf anxiety . ]

Still … a butler’s duty is never truly over . Should Her Majesty require something, I must be ready at a moment’s notice .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 6d

Mm … not particularly .

[ a quiet hum as they wipe down the counter, letting the silence linger just long enough to feel deliberate . ]

The café is closed, the Queen is occupied, and the Swatchlings have long since gone to rest . Why ?

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✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 7d

[ they lean against the counter, posture relaxed, eyes following the motion of spamton’s glass with quiet intrigue . ]

… and I would hate to see you lose a wager with your own body .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 7d

Handle it ? Oh, I’ve no doubt you can,

[ he replies smoothly, tone dipped in amusement as he folds a napkin beside the glass, his movements unhurried, deliberate . ]

But you do have a talent for testing limits, my friend …

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 7d

[ pouring another, before repeating the motion of sliding it over to him . ]

There . A triple, as before . But this one, [ she adds, voice lowering just a shade, ] comes with a warning . It’s stronger than it looks—and I’m not looking to carry you home if it gets the better of you .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 7d

Another already ?

[ a quiet hum, thoughtful rather than disapproving . he collects the glass with deliberate grace, brushing his fingertips briefly in the exchange—just long enough to register warmth before moving away . ]

Very well … I suppose I will enable you, since you seem like you need it .

✎𓂃⠀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆⠀。 @swatchpalette.bsky.social · 7d

I will kick you out of my café .

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 8d

Idgaf how small my shit is you’re gonna ride it & act like it hurts