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This is worth burning the Amazon for, imo.
August 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This is worth burning the Amazon for, imo.
Googling “United States of America ending explained”
August 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Googling “United States of America ending explained”
My kidneys are almost ripe, and just in time!
July 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My kidneys are almost ripe, and just in time!
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This is a distraction [dies in nuclear war].
June 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is a distraction [dies in nuclear war].
“This country doesn’t build anything anymore!”
“Oh really, then what are those?”
*looks pointedly at the rows of Anxiety Factories hammering out product day and night*
“Oh really, then what are those?”
*looks pointedly at the rows of Anxiety Factories hammering out product day and night*
June 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“This country doesn’t build anything anymore!”
“Oh really, then what are those?”
*looks pointedly at the rows of Anxiety Factories hammering out product day and night*
“Oh really, then what are those?”
*looks pointedly at the rows of Anxiety Factories hammering out product day and night*
The comforting drone produced by my ever-grinding teeth
June 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The comforting drone produced by my ever-grinding teeth
The floor is hot lava
Our air is mustard gas
The sea’s all microplastics
But damn, my nipples could cut glass
Our air is mustard gas
The sea’s all microplastics
But damn, my nipples could cut glass
June 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The floor is hot lava
Our air is mustard gas
The sea’s all microplastics
But damn, my nipples could cut glass
Our air is mustard gas
The sea’s all microplastics
But damn, my nipples could cut glass
Working deep in the dick mine for quarters
June 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Working deep in the dick mine for quarters
New house band for future Guild meetings: Screaming US Tourist
May 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
New house band for future Guild meetings: Screaming US Tourist
When I die, bury me with my unused PTO
April 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
When I die, bury me with my unused PTO
You don’t need to choose a job, but if you do not, one will choose you.
April 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You don’t need to choose a job, but if you do not, one will choose you.
Happy is the nation? Who is God? Is the Lord??
April 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Happy is the nation? Who is God? Is the Lord??
Report:
Kids finding eggs filled with teeth
Kids finding eggs filled with teeth
Maybe in the mouth, maybe not. Exciting!
April 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Report:
Kids finding eggs filled with teeth
Kids finding eggs filled with teeth
Disastrously dry - disastrously wet - disastrously windy - disastrous doldrums - disastrously hot - disastrously cold - disastrously dry - disastrously wet - soil too hard - soil too muddy - disastrous
April 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Disastrously dry - disastrously wet - disastrously windy - disastrous doldrums - disastrously hot - disastrously cold - disastrously dry - disastrously wet - soil too hard - soil too muddy - disastrous
Where are we meeting up for the afters?
April 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Where are we meeting up for the afters?
In light of the ever-evolving nature of the sorting criteria, it would be prudent to continue shaving your toes
April 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
In light of the ever-evolving nature of the sorting criteria, it would be prudent to continue shaving your toes
The horrors are a feature, not a bug
April 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The horrors are a feature, not a bug
Am I slurring my words or is it that speaking the truth bends our language??
April 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Am I slurring my words or is it that speaking the truth bends our language??
All that moisturizing… for this?
April 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
All that moisturizing… for this?
Maybe in the mouth, maybe not. Exciting!
March 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Maybe in the mouth, maybe not. Exciting!
Flashin my booty down port side for sailors
February 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Flashin my booty down port side for sailors
I think I’ve figured it out, the one thing that was missing
I think I’ve figured it out, the one thing that was missing
survivors-guild.com
February 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think I’ve figured it out, the one thing that was missing
They call it the “feed” because it sustains us.
February 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They call it the “feed” because it sustains us.
What we need now is a good clean sitcom to unite us.
January 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
What we need now is a good clean sitcom to unite us.