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I'm ZEKE 💥 26 💥 HE/HIM white bi alloaro trans man 💥 NSFW 🔞 MINORS DON'T FOLLOW 💥 dipshits/proship fuck off

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · Dec 23

HELLOW BLUESKEETERS I'm Zeke! I do art to make money to feed my tortoise, & sometimes, I do it for fun. But mostly I post stupid shit you don't care about. Do not expect anything from me or you will be schmorely disappointed

FIND ME ELSEWHERE 👉 linktr.ee/sumplysilly
ART #ZEKEART / OCS #ZEKEOC

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𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 ✸ 𝐲𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐢 🔖 @blushingyokai.xyz · 6d

microbes. germs. microscopic mongrels.

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 29m

Al lthe concerns I had about the dentist did not play a role in how things transpired. Goes to show that I should have my brain pulled

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 55m

omg and gridlocked it out today (I am honestly not excited for gridlocked)

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1h

Also I shaved my face & was just gonna misgender myself to avoid confusion with my legal papers but the Meg called me he to the receptionist & I went Man.... I shaved my moustachie for nuthing

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1h

I jusg hope they got the right tooth & I cans Leeper again

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1h

Getting all my teeth pulled so I can be funguy

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1h

They pulled a tooth 👍 didn't cost as much as I expected either. My face is neoumb

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 3h

Pink little cock man

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 3h

Pain killers finally started working. 10 minutes before I have to leave. Once again did not sleep. Stayed up watching psychonquts full game to prepare for the dentist. What do u thinks wrong with my brain doctor

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 10h

Of I can't get help tomorrow I'm gonna cry I've never been in so much pain. It is manageable when I stand up but I am too fucking exhausted

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 10h

Having suicidal thoughts took some acetaminophen too. If this doesn't work I will. Continue to cry in bed. They are safe to take together I checked like 10 times

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 10h

No amount of melatonin & aleve can make.me fall asleep

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 13h

At 7am

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 13h

I am going to a dentist tomorrow 👍 I have 40 bucks in my bank account & can't find my id but I made the mistake of asking The Meg if I was still on insurance (I am not) & she found a random place that does walk ins & now I am going tomorrow unprepared

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 15h

Not on insurance so I'm fucked

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 17h

Mega skarmory......

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 17h

Does some1 want a sketchypoo so I can go get food for my turtles tomorrow. & some painkillers bc I am in excruciating pain & have to wait to go to the doctor. ty

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 3d

DOES someone want a sketchypoo for $5-10. My phone payment went through & I thought I had enough in my account but it put me slightly in the red. & I don't wanna pay an overdraft fee

just DM me if interested

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 19h

Tried sleeping for 14 hours but probably slept 30 mins. Asking the meg what the deal is w my health insurance bc I have 0 clue if I still have insurance & I'm in too much pain to sleep or eat or drink & nothing is helping

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Johnnie Jae @johnniejae.bsky.social · 1d

It may no longer be Indigenous Peoples' Day but this is when and where your support truly matters. We have several Native communities devastated by flooding, families have literally lost everything.

Link to community fundraiser for people impacted by this storm: alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...

A a teal flyer for the Western Alaska Disaster Relief with a QR code to donate. Text reads:

WESTERN ALASKA DISASTER RELIEF

Alaska's Western coastal communities are experiencing devastating impacts from Typhoon Halong, with families displaced and villages facing severe flooding and loss.

ONLINE FUNDRAISER:
Join us in supporting relief efforts. Scan the QR code to donate
online. All funds raised will go directly to
assisting communities.
QUYANA CAKNEQ - QUYANAQPAK - QAGAASAKUNG - TAIKUU
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MAHSÌ CHO - GUNALCHÈESH - HÀW’AA - THANK YOU

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1d

Guess who slept for absolutely no amount of time last night. & is now cleaning up some Doris turnip shits

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snail(commissions open!!!!!!!!!) @snailsalt.bsky.social · Aug 21

commissions open btw
ko-fi.com/snailsaalt/

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1d

Excruciating pain :(

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1d

Wtf I had a 100/10 migraine before dinner so I laid down for a nap & accidentally slept past dinner. & booboo woke me up to tell me he made dinner bc I was asleep. Cries

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 2d

Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.

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