Jack Daniels Mizutani
suicidesauce.bsky.social
Jack Daniels Mizutani
@suicidesauce.bsky.social
Artist, writer, last of a dying breed of internet trolls. Check out patreon.com/suicidesauce , donate through ko-fi.com/suicidesauce , or attempt to find me on tiktok.
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Hi my name is Jack Daniels "Jaydee" Mizutani and I've always been like this, you're welcome

Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Re: last post I have met a lot of mean vegans, or megans as I call them
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Reposted by Jack Daniels Mizutani
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Continuing the yearly tradition of editing my Thanksgiving photos before I send them to my grandmother so she doesn’t comment on what my house looks like
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I wonder if there’s a Schindler‘s List blooper reel out there somewhere
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's Redondo Beach, CA, by the way, I was too much of a dumbass to remember to write down the town name
A movie that takes place where you’re [I'm] from:

I feel a little bit bad taking this meme from @razzek.bsky.social, who lamented that Breckenridge was as close to Leadville that they'd get, because my hometown is fairly famous
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re [I'm] from:

I feel a little bit bad taking this meme from @razzek.bsky.social, who lamented that Breckenridge was as close to Leadville that they'd get, because my hometown is fairly famous
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
We all wear different masks... *gazes into the distance* one of mine is primarily used to keep me from being institutionalized
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Streng 😔
First word you see is how you will close out 2025 🌝💫
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I need to put Jesse Welles's dick in my mouth before he's black-bagged and dragged off to Guantanamo
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Headaches, nauseous all the time, can’t sleep, exhausted all day, can’t get anything done, can’t get my mind to stop racing

I don’t know what’s going on but it sucks
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Wheee
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wip
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I am GONNA hurl
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This rant was too long for the word limit here
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I’ve been mad at everything including myself for two days and I’d like to be done now
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Sometimes you wake up in a cold sweat and immediately have to draw the #theamazingdigitalcircus character that came to you in a dream. (is it #amazingdigitalcircus ? #TADC ?)
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by Jack Daniels Mizutani
#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM