John Hansen (suburbanerd)
@suburbanerd.bsky.social
Middle aged dork in the Canadian Maritimes. Lefty Canadian, Star Trek nerd, fan of punk, hip hop, and country, erstwhile blogger, maker of pizza.
Occasionally seen in the Beaverton:
https://thebeaverton.com/author/johnhansen/
Saint John, NB/Menahqesk
Occasionally seen in the Beaverton:
https://thebeaverton.com/author/johnhansen/
Saint John, NB/Menahqesk
Rookie numbers. I can do better.
@suburbanerd.bsky.social has swears! They've used 150 profanities in their last 2,406 posts.
🥇 "shit" (29 times)
🥈 "damn" (11 times)
🥉 "dick" (11 times)
🥇 "shit" (29 times)
🥈 "damn" (11 times)
🥉 "dick" (11 times)
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Rookie numbers. I can do better.
@profanity.accountant how are ya gettin on?
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
@profanity.accountant how are ya gettin on?
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This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
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I wanna live with a synonym girl
I'll know some words mean
The same as some words
With a synonym girl RS
I'll know some words mean
The same as some words
With a synonym girl RS
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I wanna live with a synonym girl
I'll know some words mean
The same as some words
With a synonym girl RS
I'll know some words mean
The same as some words
With a synonym girl RS
Fair to say this is my last ever bottle of this beer.
I’m not quitting drinking or anything. It’s just that Moosehead is discontinuing the green bottles .
I’m not quitting drinking or anything. It’s just that Moosehead is discontinuing the green bottles .
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Fair to say this is my last ever bottle of this beer.
I’m not quitting drinking or anything. It’s just that Moosehead is discontinuing the green bottles .
I’m not quitting drinking or anything. It’s just that Moosehead is discontinuing the green bottles .
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Green monkey
Bald eagle
Black bear
Moose
Hutia
Green monkey
Bald eagle
Black bear
Moose
Hutia
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Manatee
Bald eagle
Nurse shark
Black bear
Great blue heron
Manatee
Bald eagle
Nurse shark
Black bear
Great blue heron
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Whitetail deer
Fox (and babies! 😭)
Bald eagle
Red tail hawk
Turkey (also with babies! 😭)
Whitetail deer
Fox (and babies! 😭)
Bald eagle
Red tail hawk
Turkey (also with babies! 😭)
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Green monkey
Bald eagle
Black bear
Moose
Hutia
Green monkey
Bald eagle
Black bear
Moose
Hutia
So my nurse practitioner said “yeah, that sounds like ADHD. Let’s prescribe you something.” and my friends, I have not been this awake in years.
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So my nurse practitioner said “yeah, that sounds like ADHD. Let’s prescribe you something.” and my friends, I have not been this awake in years.
My 17 year old is going through the South Park phase so this week’s household theme song is “Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche” set to Kenny Loggins’ “Danger Zone.”
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My 17 year old is going through the South Park phase so this week’s household theme song is “Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche” set to Kenny Loggins’ “Danger Zone.”
There are reminders on my phone, my calendar, my work calendar and I still manage to forget I had an appointment with the doctor this morning.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There are reminders on my phone, my calendar, my work calendar and I still manage to forget I had an appointment with the doctor this morning.
Let’s go with concerts I travelled to see:
David Bowie (Moncton)
Barenaked Ladies (Seattle)
Garth Brooks (Houston)
Wilco (Montreal)
Queen Ida & her Bon Temps Zydeco Band (Thiès, Senegal)
David Bowie (Moncton)
Barenaked Ladies (Seattle)
Garth Brooks (Houston)
Wilco (Montreal)
Queen Ida & her Bon Temps Zydeco Band (Thiès, Senegal)
Introduce yourself wit five concerts you’ve seen
Wilco
Zappa Plays Zappa
Joel Plaskett
Pearl jam
Matt Mays
Wilco
Zappa Plays Zappa
Joel Plaskett
Pearl jam
Matt Mays
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Joel Plaskett
The Joel Plaskett Emergency
Nine Inch Nails
Dan Mangan
Metallica
Joel Plaskett
The Joel Plaskett Emergency
Nine Inch Nails
Dan Mangan
Metallica
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Let’s go with concerts I travelled to see:
David Bowie (Moncton)
Barenaked Ladies (Seattle)
Garth Brooks (Houston)
Wilco (Montreal)
Queen Ida & her Bon Temps Zydeco Band (Thiès, Senegal)
David Bowie (Moncton)
Barenaked Ladies (Seattle)
Garth Brooks (Houston)
Wilco (Montreal)
Queen Ida & her Bon Temps Zydeco Band (Thiès, Senegal)
Danny Seagren, who played the first ever live action Spider-Man on the PBS series The Electric Company, has sadly passed away.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Danny Seagren, who played the first ever live action Spider-Man on the PBS series The Electric Company, has sadly passed away.
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Another holiday in the books.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Another holiday in the books.
I’m not a huge Radiohead fan but every now and again I’ll hear the opening strains of Planet Telex and suddenly my brain hears Jian Ghomeshi opening CBC Radio’s Q with his weird, breathy “Well, hi therrrrre.”
So screw you Jian.
So screw you Jian.
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’m not a huge Radiohead fan but every now and again I’ll hear the opening strains of Planet Telex and suddenly my brain hears Jian Ghomeshi opening CBC Radio’s Q with his weird, breathy “Well, hi therrrrre.”
So screw you Jian.
So screw you Jian.
I’ve had this car for 7 years and two provinces. Benefits of working from home.
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’ve had this car for 7 years and two provinces. Benefits of working from home.
There’s been a lot of talk about this next song. Maybe, maybe too much talk. This song is not a rebel song. This song is “We Like To Party (The Vengabus).”
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There’s been a lot of talk about this next song. Maybe, maybe too much talk. This song is not a rebel song. This song is “We Like To Party (The Vengabus).”
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We've fallen into an anti-immigration, anti-climate, short-sighted economic doofus era, brought to you by the guy who we thought was a smart policy wonk.
Mark Carney drops Trudeau-era climate measures in energy deal with Alberta
Mark Carney drops Trudeau-era climate measures in energy deal with Alberta
rime Minister Mark Carney's Liberal government is scrapping plans for a major national climate policy and immediately suspending another in Alberta alone, as part of a wide-ranging accord that softens
www.thestar.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We've fallen into an anti-immigration, anti-climate, short-sighted economic doofus era, brought to you by the guy who we thought was a smart policy wonk.
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Bring back The Odyssey level weird.
Episode one the main character, a child, goes into a coma. Rest of the series is pretending suburbia, a random scrapyard and an abandoned amusement park is an apocalyptic dreamscape populated by child Nazis(one played by a young Ryan Reynolds).
Episode one the main character, a child, goes into a coma. Rest of the series is pretending suburbia, a random scrapyard and an abandoned amusement park is an apocalyptic dreamscape populated by child Nazis(one played by a young Ryan Reynolds).
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Bring back The Odyssey level weird.
Episode one the main character, a child, goes into a coma. Rest of the series is pretending suburbia, a random scrapyard and an abandoned amusement park is an apocalyptic dreamscape populated by child Nazis(one played by a young Ryan Reynolds).
Episode one the main character, a child, goes into a coma. Rest of the series is pretending suburbia, a random scrapyard and an abandoned amusement park is an apocalyptic dreamscape populated by child Nazis(one played by a young Ryan Reynolds).
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Best pals
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Best pals