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Joe
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Physical therapist and owner in private practice. Watches too much professional wrestling and spends too long making weeknight meals.

I hope one day someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene.”
Hell yea Speedball.

#AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Eddie is the best promo in wrestling because he is the most sincere wrestler going today.

He’s the one who needs to win. Not Eddie the wrestler. Eddie the man.

#AEWDynamite
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December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Wrestling is fun because you can stick a needle in someone’s face, burn down their home, brain them with a chair, and still call them your buddy.

#AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“Hey local talent, we need you to do a spot with Swerve for his entrance.”
“Sure thing, am I taking a signature move from him?”
“Sort of, sure.”

#AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Only if the Royals vet the pick first.
The Chicago White Sox will select first in the 2026 MLB Draft ⚾
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Kalshi ads popping up on my phone like daily fantasy did a while back. Absolutely incessant.

Not sure what I did to deserve that since I haven’t spent a penny on online gambling.
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Death. Taxes. Choking against Green Bay.

#Bears
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Caleb completes 50% of his passes yet dazzles with a drive like that.

#Bears
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I enjoyed watching the #Bears more when I didn’t expect anything of them and therefore never got disappointed.
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Of course this is being done by a chiropractor.
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
No one makes me believe in how much wrestling matters than Eddie Kingston.

#AEWDynamite
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December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by Joe
The Bears are the new 1 seed in the NFC.

Crazy.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh my good Ben took his shirt off lol. Weiners Circle gonna be busy.

#NFLsky
#Bears
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just had to show the double doink.

#Bears
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Caleb is a dog man. Just balling when it counts.

#Bears
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is why you never visit Philly as an opposing fan.

#Bears
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Man boobirds after the first drive. #Eagles fans have been eating too good for too long. You all need to slum it in the division basement for a while.

#Bears
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Man first I thought he got stopped, then on replay it looked like he got it.

Wrong both times.

#Bears
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Manifesting a solid #Bears performance being the solo game today.

I am not hopeful however. 28-21 Eagles.

Still. 🐻⬇️
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is the most beautiful sight after spending the day cooking.

Happy Thanksgiving all.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Damn the Jays are really going for it.

In related news the MLB 2027 lockout is going to be tough to negotiate out of.
NEWS: The Blue Jays are signing Dylan Cease to a seven-year, $210 million contract, sources tell The Athletic.

It's the largest pitching contract in franchise history.
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My way too early C2 prediction is Okada and Takeshita in opposite brackets and meeting in the final. Fletcher being in complicates it but I wonder if he’s in Okada’s bracket and further fractures the DCF.

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November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I try to live my life in such a way in which I never make an enemy like Bret Hart. That man will hate you until the end of his days.

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November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM