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Joe

@suboccipital.bsky.social

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Physical therapist and owner in private practice. Watches too much professional wrestling and spends too long making weeknight meals. I hope one day someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene.”

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 4h

Me with starting a diet.

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13d

Me working:

Ok at 11am I'll start

Shit it's 11:01am gotta wait until noon I guess

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 2d

Scientific American and GQ both ratioed today. Sometimes you don’t have to explore a topic.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 2d

Can these writers just do *one* PubMed search before they make medical assertions that they hang their whole opinion on.

The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 2d

Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:

The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight

Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 2d

Blago rn

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 2d

@geeeeeoff.bsky.social

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 2d

The Chicago #Bears

a young boy is sitting on a couch with the words " i like stealing it makes my heart go fast "

Alt: a young boy is sitting on a couch with the words " i like stealing it makes my heart go fast "

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 2d

Against a franchise like the #Bears who love to snatch defeat from victory. Who will fall faster?

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 2d

By Jake Moody of all people.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 2d

Is this really going to come down to a guy that got cut once this year already?

#Bears

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 3d

Finally driving down the field and lose out on anything due to not being able to shotgun snap and getting their field goal block.

Different year same shit.

#Bears

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll maintain this that as talented as these #Bears might be, every aspect of their game continues to be a labor for them.

It makes close games feel like an inevitable loss.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 3d

Even against the #Bears the sound of a ball hitting an upright gives me chills.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 5d

As a White Sox fan I’m not familiar with this “superstar” concept but I feel this. The Sox have never signed a player to a $100+ contract. The market only gives fans of five teams a thought they could sign a big free agent. If/when Skubal or Skenes hit free agency I know for sure they won’t be here.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 7d

I’m jealous of you for not hearing about him.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 7d

Tellah from Final Fantasy IV yelling “you spoony bard!”

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 9d

And what if Orange actually tries in the match as well. Character growth?

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 12d

They sort of go hand in hand.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 14d

If there’s ever a time for Blue MAGA to latch onto a wrestling topic, this would be it.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 15d

And here I thought the superplex on the chairs or Darby crushing his spine was the most painful spot of this match.

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#AEWDynamite

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 15d

I went to a WWE house show many years ago and bought floor seats. The people I shared that space with was like looking into the wrestling upside down. Horrors everywhere.

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 15d

You can put Samoa Joe anywhere on a PPV card and he fits exactly what you need.

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#AEWDynamite

Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 15d

Samoa Joe vs Hangman Adam Page for the AEW World Championship is official at WrestleDream

Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 15d

If there is any indication that online is not real life my timeline is absolutely lighting up the crowd chanting.

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#AEWDynamite

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 15d

That’s two weeks in a row with a What chant. Cut that rot out now.

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 15d

Don’t make me choose between Hangman and Samoa Joe.

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 15d

Andrade has one of my favorite entrance themes in AEW so that’s a positive.

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