StuntCatJim AVFC
@stuntcatvilla.bsky.social
Aston Villa Fool. Jam Hot. One must imagine Sisyphus a Villan.
Ha he Roger Federer you can shove your bespoke personal font up your hoop
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ha he Roger Federer you can shove your bespoke personal font up your hoop
Pretty convinced that I am influencing the outcome of VAR goal checkd with my mind
December 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Pretty convinced that I am influencing the outcome of VAR goal checkd with my mind
Just in case you are a US customs official reading this, you have a tiny cock and I have drugs in my arsehole
(Just a little prank on future me lol!)
(Just a little prank on future me lol!)
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just in case you are a US customs official reading this, you have a tiny cock and I have drugs in my arsehole
(Just a little prank on future me lol!)
(Just a little prank on future me lol!)
Bet Arsenil are delighted to not be playing Villa tonight.
Oooh let's go to Belgium it'll be safe there they'll never find us
Oooh let's go to Belgium it'll be safe there they'll never find us
December 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bet Arsenil are delighted to not be playing Villa tonight.
Oooh let's go to Belgium it'll be safe there they'll never find us
Oooh let's go to Belgium it'll be safe there they'll never find us
Not quite ready to flood, needs more rain
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Not quite ready to flood, needs more rain
Free zen chillout zone vid from my morning constitutional
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Free zen chillout zone vid from my morning constitutional
Le chat is old and just sits and contemplates these days. So I got him somewhere fancy to sit on the highest surface.
He's gone a bit end of The Italian Job though...
He's gone a bit end of The Italian Job though...
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Le chat is old and just sits and contemplates these days. So I got him somewhere fancy to sit on the highest surface.
He's gone a bit end of The Italian Job though...
He's gone a bit end of The Italian Job though...
Leandro Trossard keeps getting injury problems because he sleeps in a coffin
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Leandro Trossard keeps getting injury problems because he sleeps in a coffin
Not me doing a rewatch of a month of Villa segments on MOTD
a man wearing a red jacket and plaid shirt smiles
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media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Not me doing a rewatch of a month of Villa segments on MOTD
Reposted by StuntCatJim AVFC
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
Reposted by StuntCatJim AVFC
Spanish media doesn’t use puns enough.
Following Buendía’s winner v Arsenal yesterday:
‘A good day for Emery sours Arteta.’
Following Buendía’s winner v Arsenal yesterday:
‘A good day for Emery sours Arteta.’
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Spanish media doesn’t use puns enough.
Following Buendía’s winner v Arsenal yesterday:
‘A good day for Emery sours Arteta.’
Following Buendía’s winner v Arsenal yesterday:
‘A good day for Emery sours Arteta.’
how are we supposed to settle down after that?
I have spreadsheeting to do
I have spreadsheeting to do
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
how are we supposed to settle down after that?
I have spreadsheeting to do
I have spreadsheeting to do
Reposted by StuntCatJim AVFC
24% of the xG conceded by Arsenal in the league this season came at Villa Park today (2.27, out of 9.61).
via @optajoe.com
via @optajoe.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
24% of the xG conceded by Arsenal in the league this season came at Villa Park today (2.27, out of 9.61).
via @optajoe.com
via @optajoe.com
Fuck me this is amazing
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Fuck me this is amazing
Maatsen'a best performance? Really confident display from him.
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Maatsen'a best performance? Really confident display from him.
Assuming the crash position for the next 25 mins
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media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Assuming the crash position for the next 25 mins
Declan Rice is a scruff.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Declan Rice is a scruff.
Matty Cash bringing Birmingham and Poland together should have won the FIFA Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Matty Cash bringing Birmingham and Poland together should have won the FIFA Peace Prize
What has he donw with Cash?
I want Unai Enery to manage my next makeover
I want Unai Enery to manage my next makeover
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
What has he donw with Cash?
I want Unai Enery to manage my next makeover
I want Unai Enery to manage my next makeover
Well deserved lead.
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Well deserved lead.
biggest bunch of divers since Captain Nemo went 20,000 leagues
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
biggest bunch of divers since Captain Nemo went 20,000 leagues
Get back onside you cheating bastards
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Get back onside you cheating bastards