Stringfellow Hawke
@stringfellowhawke.bsky.social
Member of Bills Mafia, Go Sabres, sports junkie, sarcastic asshole, dry humor, storm chaser, traveler, Godzilla is my spirit animal, Arizona native, enough with the heat already
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Keep talking about the Epstein files. All these corrupt billionaires are PDFiles. Justice for the children.
Cartoon by Scott Rogo
Cartoon by Scott Rogo
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Keep talking about the Epstein files. All these corrupt billionaires are PDFiles. Justice for the children.
Cartoon by Scott Rogo
Cartoon by Scott Rogo
Its a shame we didnt get a shoutout. I hate the fucking Patriots. That wouldve been so sweet.
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Its a shame we didnt get a shoutout. I hate the fucking Patriots. That wouldve been so sweet.
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Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
If the Patriots were to become the first team ever to be shutout in a super bowl it might almost be worth it
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
If the Patriots were to become the first team ever to be shutout in a super bowl it might almost be worth it
I miss the Sabres
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I miss the Sabres
What are those plays Seattle gets when they tackle the quarterback? Ohhhhh, sacks. Sorry, I'm a Bills fan. Havent seen those.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
What are those plays Seattle gets when they tackle the quarterback? Ohhhhh, sacks. Sorry, I'm a Bills fan. Havent seen those.
I wish the Sabres had nobody in the olympics so they could all just rest for 3 weeks and be ready for the run to the playoffs. Also, I hate the fucking penguins.
February 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I wish the Sabres had nobody in the olympics so they could all just rest for 3 weeks and be ready for the run to the playoffs. Also, I hate the fucking penguins.
That fucking sucked
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
That fucking sucked
Actually if you told me the Sabres would get 3 out of 4 points on a Florida trip I'd be just fine with that
Damn it
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Actually if you told me the Sabres would get 3 out of 4 points on a Florida trip I'd be just fine with that
I'd like to see the NHL go back to 4 on 4 overtime for 5 minutes. If its still tied go to a shootout. Winner gets 2 points, loser gets nothing. Enough with the 3 point games.
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I'd like to see the NHL go back to 4 on 4 overtime for 5 minutes. If its still tied go to a shootout. Winner gets 2 points, loser gets nothing. Enough with the 3 point games.
Jon Cooper looks ridiculous
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Jon Cooper looks ridiculous
Mark Messier shoul never have to dress like a pirate
February 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Mark Messier shoul never have to dress like a pirate
Oh, the Sabres are on NHL network tonight. Guess I'm not watching. Fail.
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Oh, the Sabres are on NHL network tonight. Guess I'm not watching. Fail.
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Wind chill temps in the low teens in Florida on Sunday. Thats nuts.
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Wind chill temps in the low teens in Florida on Sunday. Thats nuts.
I turned the Sabres game on and the Kings scored 10 seconds later. Sorry everyone.
January 30, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I turned the Sabres game on and the Kings scored 10 seconds later. Sorry everyone.
When they board planes, wouldn't it make sense to board the window seats first, the middle seats second, and the aisle seats last. Just spit ballin here.
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM
When they board planes, wouldn't it make sense to board the window seats first, the middle seats second, and the aisle seats last. Just spit ballin here.
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"they're saying the Buffalo Sabres are on the warpath"
January 28, 2026 at 2:52 AM
"they're saying the Buffalo Sabres are on the warpath"
SABRES KEEP ROLLIN'
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
SABRES KEEP ROLLIN'
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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if I'm Joe Brady, I am absolutely trying to hire Sean McDermott as my DC. it's a good scheme fit with the players they have
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
if I'm Joe Brady, I am absolutely trying to hire Sean McDermott as my DC. it's a good scheme fit with the players they have
If Davis Webb likes bubble screens as much as Joe Brady then I dont even want the Bills to interview him
January 25, 2026 at 10:40 PM
If Davis Webb likes bubble screens as much as Joe Brady then I dont even want the Bills to interview him