Strawberry Plains Patisserie
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Happy birthday to @cworthdynamics.bsky.social! May your Choux au Craquelin always be crispy and your Crème Pâtissière be creamy. And your birthday candles always be spooky gothic candelabra. Love you!
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So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim!

Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!
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The kids are alright.
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
If I were better at marketing, I'd remember to take pictures before it's in a box. Anyway, hope this baby mama enjoys her chocolate cake!
A very tall cake in a box with the front flap folded down to see the details. The ivory icing is a background to an assortment of edible and non edible pink flowers spiraling around the cake to a wooden topper which says "Baby in Bloom"
Big order over the weekend - carrot pecan cupcakes with ermine cream cheese frosting! Using a cooked frosting makes it a bit softer than usual, and it doesn't hold its shape as well, but oh my god, it's too delicious not to use it anyway.
A close up of cupcakes with off white frosting in a brown box with a clear window.  The cupcakes are topped with a dusting of cinnamon and a single pecan half.  The box has a bakery label on it. A wide shot of four brown boxes with a clear window containing 12 cupcakes with off white frosting each.  The cupcakes are topped with a dusting of cinnamon and a single pecan half.  The boxes have a bakery label on them and are sitting on a table with a navy blue tablecloth and pastel checkered runner.
Did some hate-baking last night. Vanilla cupcakes with chocolate buttercream! Went with a simple black buttercream swirl because I didn't have any "Fuck You" sprinkles.
Special delivery today! The perennial favorite, the Strawberry Chocolate Truffle Cake! A whole pint of fresh strawberries goes into this devil's food cake with ganache buttercream.
Alternate baby shower cupcake post: "Find out you're preggers? Have some cupcakes."
Baby too young to tell you their gender? Get a little bit of everything! We have an order for chocolate, lemon, and vanilla cupcakes with a mix of chocolate, strawberry, and blueberry frostings.
Three boxes of a dozen cupcakes each,  all in a row. A close up picture of a chocolate frosted cupcake with multi colored sprinkles. A close up picture of a pink frosted cupcake and a dark purple frosted cupcake, both with multicolored sprinkles. A wide shot of a dozen cupcakes, half frosted in pink, half in dark purple, all with multicolored sprinkles.
Did you know an unfrosted cupcake is basically just a muffin? Anyway, I had muffins for breakfast.
Celebrate Spring with these Tres Leches Cupcakes with Dulce de Leche Buttercream!
A dozen cupcakes with caramel colored frosting and toasted coconut sprinkles, sitting in the sunshine with decorative tulips.
For @arealgirl.bsky.social's St. Pat's dinner at @rebeccawatson.bsky.social, Jameson whiskey caramel cupcakes with Guiness espresso chocolate buttercream. It'll take a LOT of cupcakes to get drunk, though.
Cupcake with swirl of chocolate frosting, caramel drizzle and caramel center, and green and gold sprinkles. Un-frosted caramel cupcakes, hollowed out and filled with caramel A dozen or so cupcakes with swirls of chocolate frosting, caramel drizzles, and green and gold sprinkles.
Just in time for Valentine's Day: introducing Strawberry Blondes! Rich brown-butter blondies with melted white chocolate and real strawberries.
A box of 12 blondies in red tissue paper, ready to be shipped to a valentine. A plate of light tan dessert bars with flecks of white and red inside.  Don't worry, they're delicious. A plate of light tan dessert bars with flecks of white and red inside, from a different angle.  Don't worry, they're delicious.
Didn't get a picture before @rebeccawatson.bsky.social descended on it, but I made a cranberry brie star loaf for guests yesterday. She also told me it needed more brie, the snobby bitch.
A flat loaf of filled bread shaped like a star with streaks of red cranberry compote twisted throughout.
Can't take credit for this year's christmas dessert: pumpkin orange steamed pudding with Cointreau buttercream is courtesy of @cworthdynamics.bsky.social!
A mound of gorgeous orangey brown steamed pudding with decorative swirls of white buttercream.
Merry Christmas, for those who celebrate! Monkey bread for breakfast sets a delicious precedent for the rest of the day. Namely, that nothing healthy will survive in this house today.
A ring of baked dough covered in cinnamon and sugar on a red platter, as seen from an overhead angle. A ring of baked dough covered in cinnamon and sugar on a red platter, as seen from directly overhead.
Your answer for everything is to add brandy
Goddammit, Rebecca. Now @caglet.bsky.social knows I doctored the pie!
Great grandmother's chocolate pie is a holiday tradition. Memama's chocolate pie:
Chocolate cream pie overhead view.
It's in the fridge. This is an older picture!