store brand guy
storebrandguy.bsky.social
store brand guy
@storebrandguy.bsky.social
hahaha you didn't know I was joking. how embarrassing for you that I'm not funny
July 25, 2023 at 5:14 PM
the bluesky devs need to apologize for not fixing my mental health issues
July 24, 2023 at 2:36 PM
oppenheimer was great cinema. it's a solid 4/5. for reference I also think the scarlett johansson and kate mckinnon comedy rough night is a solid 4/5
July 23, 2023 at 11:04 AM
bluesky keeps saying it "took down the account" with a racist slur in its handle. but from my understanding of how brains work, I'm pretty sure the account is still alive in our minds and I intend to exploit this for engagement
July 23, 2023 at 3:49 AM
how did everyone know this biopic was going to be good when nolan has only made movies for autists?
July 19, 2023 at 5:55 PM
playing bluesky in hard mode (pretending to be a cis white male)
July 19, 2023 at 5:14 PM
we're bullying that star raiser guy to distance ourselves from what he did like it's any different from what happens here everyday like it is right now with the bullying of the star raiser guy
July 19, 2023 at 5:05 PM
lots of people pretending like this joke is about that guy in particular and not about all of bluesky
July 19, 2023 at 4:34 PM
giving your friends bluesky invites. you don't see that anymore
July 19, 2023 at 11:26 AM
tough crowd
July 19, 2023 at 8:30 AM
anyone remember before the aveta era when I used to be adorable and send gm and gn messages?
July 18, 2023 at 6:42 PM
girls hate to see a girlboss winning
July 18, 2023 at 5:54 PM
well well well how the turntables
July 18, 2023 at 4:57 PM
in a few days you'll have a growing and learning experience when you have to pretend that you loved the movie oppenheimer. deal with it. it's called adulting
July 18, 2023 at 3:30 PM
aveta has done so much unpaid labor for this place

block her before she does any more
July 18, 2023 at 12:32 PM
aveta is a beautiful name for a baby girl
July 18, 2023 at 11:41 AM
I feel like there should be an alternate way to deactivate my account and take a break from bluesky. it's awkward that I have to use the r-word to get a week off
July 16, 2023 at 8:51 PM
sending my dick pics to demographics representative of the general population
July 16, 2023 at 8:33 PM
you don't have to block anyone if they block you first
July 16, 2023 at 5:21 PM
live footage of col blocking me
July 16, 2023 at 4:54 PM
I was wondering how stupid people here are to not see right through aveta and to be boosting her posts and then realized I reposted eigen today because he made good points 😑
July 16, 2023 at 1:10 PM
Reposted by store brand guy
as always, should you or any member of your tpot be caught or cancelled, the secret gc will disavow any knowledge of your posts
July 15, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Reposted by store brand guy
i have great affection for bsky devs, i think this is a worthy project and im grateful to them for the kindness theyve showed us

this is an open letter to them regarding what to do about Recent Complaints, offered in good faith and the spirit of friendship

my advice: 黙殺
July 15, 2023 at 5:49 PM
I'll continue to love the bsky team even if they did apologize because I know they couldn't possibly mean it
July 15, 2023 at 5:23 PM
I feel like the people harrassing the devs don't realize that today's statements about harrasment not being tolerated is about them
July 15, 2023 at 11:28 AM