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90's Soccer: So Hot Right Now

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Aug 5

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The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jul 17

We're back with the topic people just can't stop talking about: soccer uniforms

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Is there enough soccer history in America to mine it for inspiration?

The Panel: Big 12 Preseason Poll

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jul 11

The Panel stands ready and willing to address any offseason bullshit these conferences try to get away with.

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jul 10

Objectives:
- See the future
- Be rude to Brett Yormark

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An exercise in journalistic bravery

The Indiana Pacers (Nike) Jersey Tier List

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jul 9

it is important the world know that better things are possible

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The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jun 11

The Finals are tied 1-1 and headed back to Indiana, so @levey.bsky.social is here to talk about jerseys again.

No, we also don't understand why he's like this.

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More critical NBA Finals analysis

I Don't Think the Pacers Understand They Can Die

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jun 8

In which @dudebrabroman.bsky.social and @levey.bsky.social have decided intentional stupidity is a virtue and wrote a love letter to its greatest practitioners:

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On the razor-thin line between immaturity and invincibility

The Oklahoma City Thunder Jersey Tier List

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jun 5

@levey.bsky.social with some heavy-hitting basketball analysis before the Finals tip off tonight

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An essential NBA Finals preview

The Blue Ferrari: An F1 White Whale

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Apr 27

@levey.bsky.social got mad again so you know what that means: a new recurring column!

This time, it's Ferrari giving him the blues. Or not, actually. Which is the whole problem.

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Post Position — Edition 01

I will never acknowledge that pitchers are athletes.

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Mar 31

What the fuck, man?
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This Week In Bullshit

The Panel: 162 Quite Bitter Beings

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Mar 29

who among us

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · Mar 29

Wherein Jack Leiter takes a return throw right off the dick

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Mar 27

Important: Baseball is back today
Important-er: The Panel is back today
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The biggest drop since Game 5 of the 2024 World Series

A look into whether any sport can be good if you make it single-elimination.

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Mar 20

after some technical difficulties, the smartest posters on the internet are once again here to solve your bracket woes at the very last minute:
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The Panel: Arch Sadness

It's Soccer SZN on Sticky Substack

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The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Feb 17

brand new sentence: here are 1,300 words on MLS uniforms
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resident design crank @levey.bsky.social has opinions, imagine that

MLS Jersey Week, Ranked

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Feb 9

it's posts like this that made me certain he was Sticky Substack material

dudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · Feb 8

Dallas fans have protested Luka being traded harder than congressional dems have fought a coup

Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · Feb 8

Mavs fans go extremely hard. From today's protest over the Luka trade via @bobbykaralla.bsky.social on the other site

LeBrondent Report — BREAKING NEWS 🚨

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Feb 2

OH SHIT OH FUCK

LEBRON LUKA LAKERS LEREPORT

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Lebron is 40, this fuckery wont go on for much longer, thank god

#NeverForget #DoSomething

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The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jan 26

WE HAVE OUR CORRESPONDENT ON THE STREETS GO BIRDS

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jan 26

sup ladies

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jan 20

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The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jan 13

INSTANT REACTIONS!!!!!!! stickyglove.substack.com/p/starting-9...

Starting 9: ROKI SASA-SWEEPSTAKES

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Cotton Bowl 'Prisoner of the Moment' Liveblog

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jan 11

One of our (too many) Notre Dame fans reckoned with the future throughout the Cotton Bowl. Did we learn anything? Reader, what do you think. stickyglove.substack.com/p/cotton-bow...

A Notre Dame fan engages in a little emotional scouting.

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jan 11

It’s tough picking a team to root for here. On one hand you’ve got an institution that never really got punished for cheating and being generally annoying, and on the other hand it’s Ohio State.

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jan 11

bevo? more like BOZO

The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jan 10

truly all things are possible